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naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/AN8Ncbh.mp4

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
finally, my time has come

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

What were they trying, waving their glowing fingers at em?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

What were they trying, waving their glowing fingers at em?

Anal probes. It's their only weapon.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Anal probes. It's their only weapon.

Don't threaten me with a good time

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Anal probes. It's their only weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtO8Rq6L4U

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/K60eWj9.mp4

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
We regret to inform you
https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1780724078250209537

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
is that the plane freakout lady? has she gotten onto the alt right grift train?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Non Compos Mentis posted:

is that the plane freakout lady? has she gotten onto the alt right grift train?

has for a while but yeah

Houle
Oct 21, 2010
Is she a real case of 13 going on 30? That seems like something a teenager would think is being a rebel. Bikini pic with a beer. Starting to think the screaming someone isn't real was all staged cause getting no fly list is a right of passage for fly over states to have yo as one of their own.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Houle posted:

Is she a real case of 13 going on 30? That seems like something a teenager would think is being a rebel. Bikini pic with a beer. Starting to think the screaming someone isn't real was all staged cause getting no fly list is a right of passage for fly over states to have yo as one of their own.

i think she had some issues and saw the attention and decided to capitalize on it. which, whatever

the immature take on what’s rebellious 100% likes up with chud philosophy tho imo

The Bible
May 8, 2010

The Government lies to us, tests on us, and steals from us and I don't trust anything to do with them at all.

Also, the Government said aliens are real so it MUST be true.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


The Bible posted:

The Government lies to us, tests on us, and steals from us and I don't trust anything to do with them at all.

Also, the Government said aliens are real so it MUST be true.

it is true. aliens are real. turbo real even.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

Isn't the universe still generally considered to be about 13.7-13.8'ish billion years old?
And life on earth being about 3.7 billion years, with earth being about 4.5 billion?

Hey, for any of that to work... you must be an alien from the future! Neat.

You wouldn't happen to have next weeks lotto numbers would ya?

nasa says the universe is 13.7 billion years, are we really gonna believe those guys?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gross

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I don't think aliens would want to tomgue our nassholes

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



It’s 2024 granddad all the nhis do it

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right




:fap: :rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
has the pentagon said if we can gently caress the aliens yet?

Houle
Oct 21, 2010
The military isn't the best place to base your ideas of consent on. They have a pretty bad, and current history

042024_2
Apr 20, 2024
.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Apr 20, 2024

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Houle posted:

The military isn't the best place to base your ideas of consent on. They have a pretty bad, and current history

are we talking about the same military? ill have to see some sources for this claim. they have nuclear powered boats, theyve got to be telling the truth.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Oh come on. Let 042024_2 argue about aliens

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!


I recently encountered this guy in Roswell.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Thor knows how to fiesta

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Greys don't have noses. They have evolved beyond smell. They can determine the "smell" of rear end telepathically.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Greys don't have noses. They have evolved beyond smell. They can determine the "smell" of rear end telepathically.

Is that why none of them are at trumps trial?

Jamsque
May 31, 2009
U.S. Army Colonel reveals presence of Alien life on earth: 'They've been here for a long time'

They're just out of frame, laughing too

Marca posted:

Col. Karl Nell of Army Futures Command is a former Government official who has even more sensitive information than David Grusch. He spoke at the SALT Conference and made some startling revealtions.

For Karl Nell, a non-human intelligence has been interacting with humanity for hundreds of years. The potential evidence he presented to back up his claims is the fact that high-ranking officials from governments like Canada or Israel are making similar claims. It is not just the United States, for this is a global phenomenon taking place at the moment. Perhaps this is the statement that should ake global news, if the mainstream media wants to report on it. Nell said: "Non-human intelligence exists. Non-human intelligence has been interacting with humanity. This interaction is not new, and it's been ongoing. And they're unelected people in the government that are aware of that. There is zero doubt."

You can see a clip of the relevant part of the interview on Reddit if you like, I'm sure the whole thing is out there somewhere too.

So there you have it. Aliens have been here for a long time and everyone knows it, and also it is being kept completely secret so no-one knows it.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Jamsque posted:

U.S. Army Colonel reveals presence of Alien life on earth: 'They've been here for a long time'

They're just out of frame, laughing too

You can see a clip of the relevant part of the interview on Reddit if you like, I'm sure the whole thing is out there somewhere too.

So there you have it. Aliens have been here for a long time and everyone knows it, and also it is being kept completely secret so no-one knows it.

The proof is that other people are saying what he is saying.

Edit: The reddit comments are full-blown :tinfoil:. Discussing the details of suppressed alien tech as if it was openly demonstrated lol.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 02:05 on May 22, 2024

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

The Bible posted:

The proof is that other people are saying what he is saying.

Edit: The reddit comments are full-blown :tinfoil:. Discussing the details of suppressed alien tech as if it was openly demonstrated lol.

my fav is when people come up with entire fantasy power and propulsion systems whole cloth

like even if you thought aliens were zoomin zootin around the globe you have no idea how any of it would work so it's like second order lol

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
My name is luis elizondo, the government doesnt want you to know that you are an alien, you are an extraterrestrial

Thats why you like butt stuff

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

When I see news like that I just shrug and go Ok. What are we supposed to learn from these stupid briefings? "I saw something!!!" Ok. cool. neato burrito.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fuckin Thor is a real bro

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Tarkus posted:

When I see news like that I just shrug and go Ok. What are we supposed to learn from these stupid briefings? "I saw something!!!" Ok. cool. neato burrito.

Hey, you know sometimes you just get a bit bored and feel like calling a press conference. Whatever, not all press conference can be winners.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


8one6 posted:

I recently encountered this guy in Roswell.


holy poo poo they really are real

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

flubber nuts posted:

holy poo poo they really are real

Also really stoned apparently, and probably into Mexican food.

I feel like that shall all make diplomacy go pretty well.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

mediaphage posted:

my fav is when people come up with entire fantasy power and propulsion systems whole cloth

like even if you thought aliens were zoomin zootin around the globe you have no idea how any of it would work so it's like second order lol

That is definitely amusing. These go even further, discussing the ways in which we could integrate this entirely unmentioned tech into society while preventing world governments from weaponizing it, just pure speculation driven by literally nothing at all, as if they were all sitting at the UN discussing this in full seriousness.

Of course, this is what you expect from r/ufo, still gets me every time how they get so much out of so very little.

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
They are obviously suppressing the alien dicksucking robot girlfriend technology we've been long promised

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