Rectal Death Alert posted:

It probably won't be in the tell all books for years but I'm calling it now.

All of those meetings with foreign dignitaries and press conferences where Biden is surrounded by aides on all sides that randomly devolved into an aide suddenly bursting into "THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU." as they urgently clear the room didn't get any coverage in the media but I think those aides were his poop handlers placed there to smell when his poo poo his pants. The oval office had at least one meeting where a dignitary was cut off mid sentence when the person standing behind Biden just started yelling at everyone and the room was immediately cleared.

Whichever poop handler saw him make the toddler poopy face or smelled the drop would jump into action to hide this by dramatically clearing the room. Once one poop handler signals that the eagle has landed all of them join in unison to literally force everyone out of the room before the smell can spread. It happened like 4 times and there was never an explanation for it.

Gripweed posted:

I think the election is going to be a lot closer than you guys are predicting.

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Didn't this happen in an audience with the Pope, that was never, ever, explained?

mags posted:

liberals secretly wish for an old benevolent king

Rectal Death Alert posted:

It probably won't be in the tell all books for years but I'm calling it now.

All of those meetings with foreign dignitaries and press conferences where Biden is surrounded by aides on all sides that randomly devolved into an aide suddenly bursting into "THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU." as they urgently clear the room didn't get any coverage in the media but I think those aides were his poop handlers placed there to smell when his poo poo his pants. The oval office had at least one meeting where a dignitary was cut off mid sentence when the person standing behind Biden just started yelling at everyone and the room was immediately cleared.

Whichever poop handler saw him make the toddler poopy face or smelled the drop would jump into action to hide this by dramatically clearing the room. Once one poop handler signals that the eagle has landed all of them join in unison to literally force everyone out of the room before the smell can spread. It happened like 4 times and there was never an explanation for it.

Rectal Death Alert posted:

They can't admit he is literally an incontinent drooling nursing home patient because he would have to be removed from office so they just won't talk about it until like 2030 when the books come out detailing all of the meetings and drills the poop handlers had to have.

Rectal Death Alert posted:

It probably won't be in the tell all books for years but I'm calling it now.

All of those meetings with foreign dignitaries and press conferences where Biden is surrounded by aides on all sides that randomly devolved into an aide suddenly bursting into "THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU." as they urgently clear the room didn't get any coverage in the media but I think those aides were his poop handlers placed there to smell when his poo poo his pants. The oval office had at least one meeting where a dignitary was cut off mid sentence when the person standing behind Biden just started yelling at everyone and the room was immediately cleared.

Whichever poop handler saw him make the toddler poopy face or smelled the drop would jump into action to hide this by dramatically clearing the room. Once one poop handler signals that the eagle has landed all of them join in unison to literally force everyone out of the room before the smell can spread. It happened like 4 times and there was never an explanation for it.

Deified Data posted:

username

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

RDA's ready to slam the post button the second Biden finally shits himself to death on live tv

Excelzior posted:

in terms of actual vote numbers? yeah, probably

factoring in the electoral college?

lol

lmao

Ytlaya posted:

Biden will never "poo poo himself to death"

He will "poo poo himself to life," and find new energy and purpose through making GBS threads himself. Liberals across the country will post videos of them making GBS threads themselves to show how cool and normal it is.

Ytlaya posted:

Biden will never "poo poo himself to death"

He will "poo poo himself to life," and find new energy and purpose through making GBS threads himself. Liberals across the country will post videos of them making GBS threads themselves to show how cool and normal it is.

Rectal Death Alert posted:

It probably won't be in the tell all books for years but I'm calling it now.

All of those meetings with foreign dignitaries and press conferences where Biden is surrounded by aides on all sides that randomly devolved into an aide suddenly bursting into "THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU." as they urgently clear the room didn't get any coverage in the media but I think those aides were his poop handlers placed there to smell when his poo poo his pants. The oval office had at least one meeting where a dignitary was cut off mid sentence when the person standing behind Biden just started yelling at everyone and the room was immediately cleared.

Whichever poop handler saw him make the toddler poopy face or smelled the drop would jump into action to hide this by dramatically clearing the room. Once one poop handler signals that the eagle has landed all of them join in unison to literally force everyone out of the room before the smell can spread. It happened like 4 times and there was never an explanation for it.

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

But seriously, I haven't seen a flicker of self awareness that running cover for Feinstein as hard as they did up to the moment of her death was anything but courageous. Wasn't Pelosi's daughter involved somehow?

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

They're going to ban TikTok, fund Israel, and Ukraine all at once eh? lol very hard to explain how those are related.

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Uncle Wemus posted:

God I hate this country

HallelujahLee posted:

Empower the executive branch to seize and transfer frozen Russian assets held in the US to Ukraine.

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Is this not the thing that would destroy the USD as global reserve currency?

HallelujahLee posted:

Another 26 billion to little israel And 61 bil to big israel

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Is this not the thing that would destroy the USD as global reserve currency?

mawarannahr posted:

jealous?

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Rectal Death Alert posted:

It probably won't be in the tell all books for years but I'm calling it now.

All of those meetings with foreign dignitaries and press conferences where Biden is surrounded by aides on all sides that randomly devolved into an aide suddenly bursting into "THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU." as they urgently clear the room didn't get any coverage in the media but I think those aides were his poop handlers placed there to smell when his poo poo his pants. The oval office had at least one meeting where a dignitary was cut off mid sentence when the person standing behind Biden just started yelling at everyone and the room was immediately cleared.

Whichever poop handler saw him make the toddler poopy face or smelled the drop would jump into action to hide this by dramatically clearing the room. Once one poop handler signals that the eagle has landed all of them join in unison to literally force everyone out of the room before the smell can spread. It happened like 4 times and there was never an explanation for it.

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Didn't this happen in an audience with the Pope, that was never, ever, explained?

Vim Fuego posted:

That's what I love about American Presidents! They keep getting older and I feel the same rage

Toph Bei Fong posted: