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Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

euphronius posted:

Background checks lol

Edit

That was rude go ahead and vent I am listening (it’s still not a job)

It's OK buddy we cool. But yeah I turn up some interesting things on background checks. Like I had a renter who put on their form they were never evicted, the online background check said they weren't, but I found out they were with some Google-Fu. And the crazy thing is the renter had no idea. It was their ex who had a place in their name, and stopped paying. So they were happy I found that out because they honestly didn't know. I believe them and took a chance and they're great renters, still with me.

I had another renter who I found out was a deserter. Like they applied for the military and never showed up for bootcamp, which is a no-no. I was like that's pretty messed up, but I'm a vet so honestly you kinda dodged a bullet. They turned out to be a jerk though.

DontMockMySmock posted:

I'm absolutely floored that someone would come into a thread about complaining about capitalism and then talk about being a landlord as if that's perfectly normal

i don't wanna victim-blame but you're kinda asking for it

It used to be normal on these forums until one day it wasn't, attitudes just change so gradually no one noticed. But a lot of us are past 40 and man it's beat 'em or join 'em. I don't want to live to the mercy of some megacorp, I know I could do better than them, and by the families I rent to I do. People here call be a slumlord but that's never gonna hurt my feelings, I'm *beloved* by all who deal with me IRL. I complain about capitalism because I like capitalism, but I'm also very pro-consumer. I think capitalism is better when corps don't buttfuck consumers at every drat turn. Alas.

Waste of Breath posted:

Lmao psychotic behavior

The renter turned out to have self-harm issues and the social worker thought the keypad was a good safety idea for emergency workers and the renter agreed. It's better than the cops bashing in the door repeatedly and traumatizing everyone. I think it's messed up that cops and me are used to take the place of hiring more and paying more for social workers.

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Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Zero VGS shows up in every thread that mentions landlords and complains how bad he has it as a landlord, then calls anyone who calls him out a communist.

Buddy just say you hate the people who are relying on you for shelter. Every drat post is how worthless your renters are. They're paying for you to live and if you don't like it, sell your loving properties to someone who's not a jackass.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

If the renter agreed there a little better yeah

(The keypad door lock issue )

Do not let cops near any of your tenants with mental issues at all tho

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

im taking notes for speaking points about why small landlordship should be abolished because this sounds horrendously inefficient lmao. this type of stuff should def be held by community managed and owned Co operatives

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Caedus posted:

Buddy just say you hate the people who are relying on you for shelter. Every drat post is how worthless your renters are. They're paying for you to live and if you don't like it, sell your loving properties to someone who's not a jackass.

I love most of my renters, and I sympathize with the ones that just have issues and go out of their way to help them. It's the ones that make the place dangerous for themselves and everyone around them, and then get an attitude on top of it, that I am pissed at. I've mentioned it before, turning the place into a heroin trap house and hiding guns under the porch that the kids next door might find. That poo poo's not cool, I mean it sounds kinda cool when I type it lol, but no in reality it is not cool.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

im taking notes for speaking points about why small landlordship should be abolished because this sounds horrendously inefficient lmao. this type of stuff should def be held by community managed and owned Co operatives

I agree, and I would love to see everyone with free housing, because then I wouldn't have to do this and I'd have a house too. But I know it will never happen in my or the next several lifetimes, no matter how we post about it. So this is my life now, because I'm pretty good at it despite how inefficient it is.

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Apr 20, 2024

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Zero VGS posted:

Look I'm not up for getting dogpiled by communists, I'm just letting this goon know that if they think housing is Stock Market EZ-Mode, guess again. It's the Dark Souls of investments.

What in the gently caress

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Zero VGS posted:

. . . I like capitalism, but I'm also very pro-consumer. I think capitalism is better when corps don't buttfuck consumers at every drat turn. Alas.

what the gently caress are you talking about? buttfucking ordinary consumers is what capitalism IS. it's not called "regular-person-ism" it's called "capitalism" because the whole loving system is for the benefit of the capitalists.

edit: if only there was some kind of system that benefitted the common people. some kind of common-ism. idk just spitballin here

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

euphronius posted:


Do not let cops near any of your tenants with mental issues at all tho

But I am glad that the tenant had a say

AmbientParadox
Mar 2, 2005

dreezy posted:

if i had kids id probably start going to a church for daycare but like some cool hippie church not like the ones i grew up in. church definitely saved my parents a lot of childcare costs which is part of the appeal.

We’ve done that in the past. My wife’s religious and I’m not. I just zone out for a while and vibe to the bad rock music. In turn I know my kid is safe and someone else is changing his diaper for free.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i feel bad for blackrock landlords and building managers. i wish them nothing but profits

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Zero VGS posted:

I agree, and I would love to see everyone with free housing, because then I wouldn't have to do this and I'd have a house too. But I know it will never happen in my or the next several lifetimes, no matter how we post about it. So this is my life now, because I'm pretty good at it despite how inefficient it is.

co-ops aren't free. there's just no landlord extracting profit from them. the cost and duty of maintenance and management falls on the members

anyway. everyone get their last dunks or whatever in cause this is pretty out of scope for the thread

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Landlords suck. Tenants suck. Everybody sucks. Smoke weed and listen to death metal.

I'm out.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.
The thing about being a landlord is, typically you don't have to be.

If you're youngish, you can sell your extra property which will give you the time and resources to find something to pay the bills that isn't landlording.

If you're old, you can sell your extra property which will give you enough money for the rest of your life (if the rent was going to do the same).

The cases where it is potentially necessary are where you're on the very edge of 'old' (e.g.: 60) where you might legitimately expect to be around for longer than a house sale could keep you going for, or if you're letting out part of your actual residence because you need the money, in which case sure.

For everyone else, complaining about it is like someone volunteering for a job and then bitching about it, only instead of being charity work or something the job is one that is in aggregate harming society.

So while I'm not suggesting that the OP necessarily has it easy, I am suggesting that sympathy is limited because they could just loving stop.

Just loving stop.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

DontMockMySmock posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about? buttfucking ordinary consumers is what capitalism IS. it's not called "regular-person-ism" it's called "capitalism" because the whole loving system is for the benefit of the capitalists.

edit: if only there was some kind of system that benefitted the common people. some kind of common-ism. idk just spitballin here

My parents and my bf both came from countries that like the color red. They aren't fans of the results. At the same time I don't like rich getting richer and poor getting poorer, I don't Arbitration Clauses and all that other anti-consumer horseshit. I'm also an idiot with no political nuance. I just know from what I've seen that capitalism is the least bad, it's what we got, and there are times when everyone can get a square deal. I was just mentioning an event when everyone stood up for capitalism in my city: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_Basket_protests

Those are the kinda sagas I've lived through that form my opinions, I don't get why goons are shocked at me for having what I'm pretty sure is a normal person opinion of my own government.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

co-ops aren't free. there's just no landlord extracting profit from them. the cost and duty of maintenance and management falls on the members

anyway. everyone get their last dunks or whatever in cause this is pretty out of scope for the thread

Yup dunk away, I'm all set. Oh and yeah my friend in New York is in a co-op now that you mention, but he bitches about that way more than I do about my stuff. I guess one dumbass petty roommate can totally gently caress it for everyone, or so I hear.

Modal Auxiliary posted:

Landlords suck. Tenants suck. Everybody sucks. Smoke weed and listen to death metal.

I'm out.

You have said the actual truth. Death metal is the only thing that hasn't gotten shittier (well except In Flames)

Zero VGS fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Apr 20, 2024

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Do you all have that problem that sometimes when you check your investments the number hasn't gone up? Like normally it does as I check it rarely enough that the money has enough time to breed and make more money. Saw it while doing taxes and it almost hit x million but I think it went down since then. I just thought we could all commiserate on our shared suffering.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
As someone who inherited rental properties it’s actually extremely easy and I barely think about it and to call it a job is a huge loving joke

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

My landlord hasn't contacted me at all in two years and I don't even remember what he looks like. And I'm a stupid shithead, it can only get easier than that with normal tenants.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Zero VGS posted:

My parents and my bf both came from countries that like the color red. They aren't fans of the results. At the same time I don't like rich getting richer and poor getting poorer, I don't Arbitration Clauses and all that other anti-consumer horseshit. I'm also an idiot with no political nuance.

Your perspective of what "communism" is seems to be all hosed up on Cold War propaganda.

But, good news! You say you don't like wealth inequality, so congrats, you're a babby communist. That's the core of what communism is. Now, as it turns out, being a landlord is like the number one way to funnel money from poor people to wealthy people (and if you own more than 1 home, yes, you are "wealthy"). so your actions are pretty incongruous with your stated beliefs, here. jus' sayin'.

i had lots more to say but as per hot cocoa on the couch's IK decree i oughta end the dunking sooner rather than later.

chadbear
Jan 15, 2020

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i think the implication isn't that daycare should charge more or workers paid less, but that the govt should intervene and pay some or all of the cost so that childcare isn't unnecessarily burdensome

Absolutely.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Why the gently caress are children at daycare when they should be working the mines? They could be making their parents money.

edit: I had an idea, what if instead of working the mines they were landlords as I hear that's a difficult job so it'd help build character.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Apr 20, 2024

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Zero VGS posted:

I love most of my renters, and I sympathize with the ones that just have issues and go out of their way to help them. It's the ones that make the place dangerous for themselves and everyone around them, and then get an attitude on top of it, that I am pissed at. I've mentioned it before, turning the place into a heroin trap house and hiding guns under the porch that the kids next door might find. That poo poo's not cool, I mean it sounds kinda cool when I type it lol, but no in reality it is not cool.


You definitely have a pattern of complaining about your renters. I know this because I saw your post and thought "hey it's the guy who's always complaining about not getting enough respect as a landlord" complaining about not getting enough respect as a landlord. And then calling people communist over it. It's really weird.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






DontMockMySmock posted:

Your perspective of what "communism" is seems to be all hosed up on Cold War propaganda.

op: I know people who personally experienced communism and they say it sucks

you: stop falling for propaganda!

lol

Now pull the No True Scotsman Communist State chain

e: this isn't a defense of "no wait landlording is actually hard :qq:" dude, everyone's a sucklord here

McSpanky fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Apr 20, 2024

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

My retirement plan was to buy several properties when it was cheap and then allow people to live there for a small monthly fee. No! No no no, heh, they won't ever own it! I own it! loving Communist!

:lmao:

I don't think you are real.


landlord posted:

yeah I turn up some interesting things on background checks. Like I had a renter who put on their form they were never evicted, the online background check said they weren't, but I found out they were with some Google-Fu. And the crazy thing is the renter had no idea. It was their ex who had a place in their name, and stopped paying. So they were happy I found that out because they honestly didn't know. I believe them and took a chance and they're great renters, still with me.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Glad you gave them a chance man. Very human of you. You're kinda like Jesus.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
posting because this thread has gone meta again over small time landlords

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
My fulltime job is getting furious about imaginary communists trying to take over my lovely slum tenement to the point I'm gonna drive myself into full on schizophrenia in five years

Then my full time job will to stand at the street corner in a bathrobe and yell at pigeons

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Thing that’s gotten shittier: communists used to go after our precious bodily fluids, but they prefer apartments, because of woke

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.
im an imaginary communist

big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Lipstick Apathy

McSpanky posted:

op: I know people who personally experienced communism and they say it sucks

you: stop falling for propaganda!

lol

Now pull the No True Scotsman Communist State chain

e: this isn't a defense of "no wait landlording is actually hard :qq:" dude, everyone's a sucklord here

Next this genius is gonna tell us how the Nazis were socialist, it's right in the name!

In all my experiences the more a landlord tells you they're a "good one" they are actually a slumlord

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Had a few posts about how houses are expensive and so is rent and this loving landlord comes in and makes it all about how it sucks to be a landlord. Get the gently caress outta here with that bullshit, I want to talk about why I'm mad at *checks list* shake and bake doesn't come with its own bags to shake with anymore.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MLB TV coverage has gone to poo poo! Ya can't even watch a single game these days on regular TV, let alone your local team.

It's like the MLB actively does not want people to watch.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

redshirt posted:

MLB TV coverage has gone to poo poo! Ya can't even watch a single game these days on regular TV, let alone your local team.

It's like the MLB actively does not want people to watch.

Hmm, yes, but you know these communists keep calling me a bad landlord

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

big mean giraffe posted:

Next this genius is gonna tell us how the Nazis were socialist, it's right in the name!

In all my experiences the more a landlord tells you they're a "good one" they are actually a slumlord

Similar to how if a product like baby wipes goes out of its way to say that it's flushable, it's absolutely going to clog the hell out of your toilet.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

big mean giraffe posted:

In all my experiences the more a landlord tells you they're a "good one" they are actually a slumlord

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I represent tenants in housing court and I think I'm going to have an aneurysm if I keep reading this moron's self-serving woe-is-me landlord posts.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Zero VGS posted:

I think capitalism is better when corps don't buttfuck consumers at every drat turn.

The economic system is better for 90% of the population when it doesn't do the thing it is designed to do.

Hmm

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Post here every time you notice this thread got shittier.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

redshirt posted:

MLB TV coverage has gone to poo poo! Ya can't even watch a single game these days on regular TV, let alone your local team.

It's like the MLB actively does not want people to watch.

i got mlb tv for free last year (using the tmobile promotion deal) because i thought id be able to circumvent the blackouts using a VPN but that was not the case. it would work very rarely on my computer, but never on my phone or other devices. i didnt even bother signing up this year. pointless service

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



“Being a landlord is the Dark Souls of investing” is going to haunt me for a long time.

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Zero VGS posted:

My parents and my bf both came from countries that like the color red. They aren't fans of the results. At the same time I don't like rich getting richer and poor getting poorer, I don't Arbitration Clauses and all that other anti-consumer horseshit. I'm also an idiot with no political nuance. I just know from what I've seen that capitalism is the least bad, it's what we got, and there are times when everyone can get a square deal. I was just mentioning an event when everyone stood up for capitalism in my city: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_Basket_protests

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