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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

To fight the horde, sing and cry. Or at least design and support data aggregation and statistical analysis of some research projects.

TO RESEARCH!!!!

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TIP posted:

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Oh he's around. He's like the loving father who is working a lot of late nights that pops in your room now and again "How was the game, champ?" "Having trouble with you home work, sweetheart?" "Porkchops for dinner tonight!"
And is not heard from again for a while

I think this either means he's an alcoholic or he's cheating on us

I'd be crushed if I found out he was out there with another 5000 page thread

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
69!!! and just in time for 4/20 in some timezones

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Booty Pageant posted:

69!!! and just in time for 4/20 in some timezones

Where is it still 4/20? Mozambique?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

redshirt posted:

Where is it still 4/20? Mozambique?

4/20 is a state of mind :weedass:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

I'd be crushed if I found out he was out there with another 5000 page thread

if there's a custody battle some of us might have to go to that thread :(

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Gonna start my own 5k Thread. Sure hope everyone's okay with this and wouldn't be crushed.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

if there's a custody battle some of us might have to go to that thread :(

If I'm traded I hope it's for a "Player to be named later" and "Cash considerations"

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


i guess we'd still be allowed to visit this thread every other weekend and we'd probably get two christmases

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Escape From Noise posted:

Gonna start my own 5k Thread. Sure hope everyone's okay with this and wouldn't be crushed.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

A guy at the grocery store complimented my Sunn O))) hoodie.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

For some reason the place I was at earlier this evening was playing a bunch of 60's and 70's stuff. Rocky by Austin Roberts came on and I thought of my mom. She'd always sing it in a joking way. It's cornier than hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX7LwgksCyA

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Today, for the first time in my life, I ate a red banana.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Red banana faq:

Q: Like, bright red?
A: More of a burgandy-brown

Q: Is it red on the inside?
A: Nope just the skin. Insides are the usual off-white, maybe a bit yellower than normal.

Q: How does it taste?
A: Like a banana.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer


friend's daughter went to her first match AND got to do smoke! Yesterday was a blast!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I saw people I did JET with over a decade ago.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

There is a fundraising auction happening locally and the big ticket item is a crochet dick pillow.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Big dicket item

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

There is a fundraising auction happening locally and the big ticket item is a crochet dick pillow.



Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

There is a fundraising auction happening locally and the big ticket item is a crochet dick pillow.



okay 5k thread, how much are we gonna pay for the dick pillow, everybody pony up

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’ll give $0.69 :nice:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

okay 5k thread, how much are we gonna pay for the dick pillow, everybody pony up

Valued at $350, current bid $225 (Canadian fun bucks, of course)

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Oh, it’s in :canada:? I’ll bid a picture of Wayne Gretzky signed by Michael J. Fox.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

Oh, it’s in :canada:? I’ll bid a picture of Wayne Gretzky signed by Michael J. Fox.

Too rich for my blood. I'm out

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

drat I need to listen to that album

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

fartknocker posted:

Oh, it’s in :canada:? I’ll bid a picture of Wayne Gretzky signed by Michael J. Fox.

If it's the Canadian 5K it would actually translate to like 7.5K or something.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

If it's the Canadian 5K it would actually translate to like 7.5K or something.

in the UK it's the 4,039.81 page thread

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

loving lol

I would like her more if this were real

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


Clapton himself will be staying clear of heaven, stating concerns about it being "too ethnic"

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Clapton himself will be staying clear of heaven, stating concerns about it being "too ethnic"

Conor Clapton was quite the prolific reader for a 4 year old. He got through about 50 stories in 6 seconds flat.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Anderson Koopa posted:

Conor Clapton was quite the prolific reader for a 4 year old. He got through about 50 stories in 6 seconds flat.

:lmao: holy poo poo, savage

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

https://x.com/GlobalEdmonton/status/1782137425956934017

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Anderson Koopa posted:

Conor Clapton was quite the prolific reader for a 4 year old. He got through about 50 stories in 6 seconds flat.

:piss:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Anderson Koopa posted:

Conor Clapton was quite the prolific reader for a 4 year old. He got through about 50 stories in 6 seconds flat.

I guess you could say that March 20th, 1991 was the day Eric's plans for fatherhood went out the window.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*Stands up, takes toddler and storms out

I thought this was a family friendly comedy club!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

redshirt posted:

*Stands up, takes toddler and storms out

I thought this was a family friendly comedy club!

Hey, ya know what the difference is between a bag of cocaine and a child? Clapton wouldn’t let the bag of coke fall out a window!

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the best eric clapton killing his son joke is the teardrop awards on mr show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVinzg2PuXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxcE0fKZn8Q

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TIP posted:

the best eric clapton killing his son joke is the teardrop awards on mr show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVinzg2PuXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxcE0fKZn8Q

:lol: I was gonna link this but wanted to find it in one video.

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