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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I used to work in hospice care, one time I saw a man get so mad his cancer went into remission and he got discharged. Some confusion: did he get so angry he angered his cancer away, or did he have cancer that went away and he got angry because he had to get kicked out of the hospital? Buce posted:yeah, you show those welfare queens who's boss "Basically free" 
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Apr 22, 2024 01:55
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if you squint the chandelier looks a bit like a gold ring
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Apr 22, 2024 01:56
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Ghostlight posted:if you squint the chandelier looks a bit like a gold ring patiently waiting for someone to shop this
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Apr 22, 2024 01:59
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I just realized the entire point of having this under a giant butt is they're telegraphing their intentions of taking a GIGANTIC poo poo on all of them.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:01
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Carlos Lantana posted:meet me under the giant anus log cutter republicans
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Apr 22, 2024 02:02
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robot roll call posted:why are they having this event under a sandworm from dune Pussy I'll Gra'ib
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Apr 22, 2024 02:03
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It’s Jean Jacket DON’TLOOK AT IT
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Apr 22, 2024 02:05
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Barometer posted:Also, I am LOVING that they couldn't just have "0047" without making certain the morons reading it understood the reference they were making. It’s easily the worst slogan I’ve ever heard, it doesn’t even make sense, there’s no reason to connect the two of them, 007 isn’t even real.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:06
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Trump needs a bond.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:08
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Professor Shark posted:It’s Jean Jacket DON’TLOOK AT IT Oh no dominance challenged!! *sucks everyone up into ceiling*
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Apr 22, 2024 02:09
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:It’s easily the worst slogan I’ve ever heard, it doesn’t even make sense, there’s no reason to connect the two of them, 007 isn’t even real. As though “movies are real” hasn’t been established quite clearly as the operating mode for modern conservatives
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Apr 22, 2024 02:15
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Data Graham posted:As though “movies are real” hasn’t been established quite clearly as the operating mode for modern conservatives Republicans are basically all living season 1 of Decker 24/7
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Apr 22, 2024 02:16
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Carlos Lantana posted:meet me under the giant anus oh is Donald expected to show up?
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Apr 22, 2024 02:24
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A few pages late but I love to see John Kelly's reputation reach the final station of the train and tumble into the eternal pyre of Trump's "idiot, weak, never liked the guy" routine. And of course, for the 100 dropped off there are another 1,000 standing in line.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:26
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Buce posted:log cutter republicans lmaooo
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Apr 22, 2024 02:31
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Jelly posted:it really bothers me that anger elementals have such longevity, it doesn't make any loving sense, my whole life I've been told that poo poo like that will give you a heart attack or whatever but every example of the angriest piece of poo poo I've ever heard of who just stews in their own vitriol at least 20 hours a day live until like loving 100
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Apr 22, 2024 02:31
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Brandfarlig posted:I wonder how many non-straight people were there. And if any of them were guests and not working. Probably the same ratio as owners of "blacks for trump" shirts
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Apr 22, 2024 02:31
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MrQwerty posted:Boebert's career in electoral politics is likely about to be very, permanently over, so she can emerge from her cocoon and become the newer, younger, trashier Sarah Palin become?
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Apr 22, 2024 02:36
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Alan Smithee posted:become? She still has to totally crash and burn out of politics for it to be 💯
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Apr 22, 2024 02:37
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Professor Shark posted:It’s Jean Jacket DON’TLOOK AT IT lol god drat that movie sucked fuckin rear end
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Apr 22, 2024 02:38
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Nessus posted:Statins plus the survivor bias. You don’t see the chuds who have a stroke at 46. take statins off of medicare and then you'll really see the red wave people were talking about
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Apr 22, 2024 02:40
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Dapper_Swindler posted:Arnt their pretty deep fissures in the Texas gop over this and this poo poo keeps dying because of it. Yes. Abbott wants the legislature to include vouchers in the state education budget, going so far as to veto any budget that includes pay raises for teachers unless it includes vouchers. The House refused because there are so many small rural districts that already receive too little funding and don't want any of it diverted to the voucher program, and/or there are no quality private schools, religious brainwashing or no, within a reasonable distance. Abbott called several special legislative sessions (we only have one every other year) to make them vote no over and over again and it really super embarrassed him because he thought the House was gargling his balls just as hard as the Senate. So Abbott is trying to get everyone who voted against the voucher program primaried, Ken Paxton wanted different candidates primaried (but I'm not sure why), and world's best Lt. Gov was backing other candidates. Roleplaying Dad fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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Apr 22, 2024 02:44
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Toxic Mental posted:Pussy I'll Gra'ib And we love the worm, don't we folks. We love the worm. "Shia LaBeouf" they are calling it, more and more Fremen are calling it this.
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Apr 22, 2024 02:45
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https://i.imgur.com/9bOOK5J.mp4
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Apr 22, 2024 02:47
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Toxic Mental posted:lol god drat that movie sucked fuckin rear end What the gently caress
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Apr 22, 2024 03:00
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:There have been a lot of stupid Congress people but goddamn Marjorie is the dumbest Im sure thishas been discussed before, and probably at length. But who is dumber, Boehbert, or MTG?
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Apr 22, 2024 03:07
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Lauren Boebert got someone to pass a GED for her while she was running for Congress after multiple attempts, MTG has a Bachelor's degree
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Apr 22, 2024 03:08
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Buce posted:log cutter republicans Lmao dude
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Apr 22, 2024 03:16
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BrigadierSensible posted:But who is dumber, Boehbert, or MTG? Boebert is somehow dumber, and more horny. And both of those bars are olympic height.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:19
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lol Donald Trump is going to have a really really bad day tomorrow
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Apr 22, 2024 03:19
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kazil posted:lol Donald Trump is going to have a really really bad day tomorrow  
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Apr 22, 2024 03:19
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kazil posted:lol Donald Trump is going to have a really really bad day tomorrow It's gonna be very funny
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Apr 22, 2024 03:21
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kazil posted:lol Donald Trump is going to have a really really bad day tomorrow My body is prepared.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:26
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BrigadierSensible posted:Im sure thishas been discussed before, and probably at length. I could imagine that Boebert never grew past the poor 17 year old who was sexually harassed in a bowling alley then groomed into pumping out a bunch of kids. I kind of feel bad for her in the same way I do the wives of Crowder or Matt Walsh. if she was ever given the opportunities to grow as an adult she might have turned poo poo around. I have more sympathy for her than MTG who has never faced challenges or consequences, and took up bible thumping to ignore a past of rampant drug abuse and sleeping around. hobbies typical of a spoiled nepo-failchild of small business tyrants Durf fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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Apr 22, 2024 03:29
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why what's happening tomorrow
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Apr 22, 2024 03:29
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JAMOOOL posted:why what's happening tomorrow Hearing for his fraudulent bond in his fraud case.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:30
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JAMOOOL posted:why what's happening tomorrow kazil posted:Monday is opening arguments in Trump's criminal case. We'll get our first witnesses testifying. Trump has to be present.
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Apr 22, 2024 03:32
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it's really a great time to identify strongly with the Republican party and Donald Johnald "TRUMP" right now
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Apr 22, 2024 03:35
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Relevant Tangent posted:Was thinking about funny Trump things and remembered the classic German headline: You know, English would really adopt the loan word "sexmonster," it has more oomph than the usual terminology over here
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Apr 22, 2024 03:35
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Powershift posted:Hearing for his fraudulent bond in his fraud case. Allegedly fraudulent, but definitely flatulent
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Apr 22, 2024 03:42
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