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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Thrust via pedal rotation

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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R.L. Stine posted:

is elon being pro-criminal employment or anti? i can't tell. i know of at least one publicly known drug trafficker who works/worked at spacex lol

He's being like "whoa surely you're not saying the SCIENTiFIC DATA suggests that minorities are more likely to be criminals than white people! HMMMMMMM!!!"

And then trying to skewer the govt for "denying reality" and "ignoring science"

The actual issue is that yes there is more crime in (poorer) minority communities than in (richer) white ones, shocker, film at 11. This is not a cause but a symptom Elon you brainiac

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Does anyone remember what shareprice increase musk was meant to of needed to meet to get that $50 billion -or 30-40 billion now I guess!- bonus?

if the downward trend continues, that might seem him go below it again before any shareholders vote can be put forward again.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

New pinned tweet






Elon is the slave mining expert

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
These kind of posts really just reinforce the fact that Elon needs that $50+ billion pay package

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

AI Generated Alternate Universe Mullet Musk a better aesthetic designer than Current Universe K-Hole MODOK face Musk

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I was gonna mention yeah the AI is way too kind about his facial hair situation.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Grok, make Elon less fat and pasty

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

DogeDesigner sitting in a room 24/7 with all of his AI Elon creations pinned to every blank spot on the wall he can find

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I like that ai musk designs his cars in an old timey kitchen. Explains a lot.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

So easy to make non-exploding rockets or cars that don't fall apart with modern materials and other technologies. Am surprised anyone has trouble doing it.

steinrokkan posted:

I like that ai musk designs his cars in an old timey kitchen. Explains a lot.

that looks more like some medieval alchemical lab

mercury fumes would explain a lot too

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

prompt: elon musk with john waters mustache, history professor, steampunk classroom, metal toy cars, kerosene powered microscopes, beautiful, perfect

do not include: minorities

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Key components of nuclear weapons are incredibly classified and it's not just modern tech to update them for fucks sakes. Hell the us lost the information needed to make an aerogel component and had to backwards engineer the process.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

steinrokkan posted:

I like that ai musk designs his cars in an old timey kitchen. Explains a lot.

Cybertruck would of been a lot better if it was a clockwork, wind up thing, made from carved wood.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Just put the uranium in a bomb, easy peasy

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

kazil posted:

Just put the uranium in a bomb, easy peasy

That seems a lot of work. Does it still work if the uranium is just piled up next to the bomb?

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Key components of nuclear weapons are incredibly classified and it's not just modern tech to update them for fucks sakes. Hell the us lost the information needed to make an aerogel component and had to backwards engineer the process.

"You just squash some uranium, how hard can it be?"

- the guy who wants to colonize Mars but can't tell it from the Moon

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

toggle posted:

would elon float or sink?

the first one for about 2 seconds then the second

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

dr_rat posted:

That seems a lot of work. Does it still work if the uranium is just piled up next to the bomb?

You won't care

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Lol @ just make a nuke easy peezy

He's just so stupid

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
lmao elon is not even close to being a genius. Maybe he took one of those facebook IQ tests. 98% of people can't get 8 out of 10!!

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.


It is basically impossible to create nuclear weapons without highly specialised machinery, which is very obvious to any world power if you have it.

Which reminds me, this is a great video on this subject.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR6e6fvGSkM

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Next up he'll be telling the world how to run the large hadron collider more efficiently

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


elon musk conflating the difference between easy and simple - shocker.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

holtemon posted:

Next up he'll be telling the world how to run the large hadron collider more efficiently

It's just smashing things together, how hard can it be? Teslas smash into things all the time!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

kazil posted:

Elon is the slave mining expert

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
those are the giant mining equipment

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Robotaxis are a pretty revolutionary concept if successful - even during rush hour less than 20% of all cars are on the road at a given time. If you could eliminate private car ownership and have a self driving car just show up when you need it, the number of cars in existence could probably go down 2/3 to 3/4 allowing for some overhead for car maintenance and relocation.

Tesla isn’t anywhere near this, but whoever does crack that puzzle is going to change how people own cars.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Markets just opened

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

Markets just opened


Pure evil

Also lol at the timing of "give me $56 billion for performance" while your stock is sliding downwards

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Robotaxis are a pretty revolutionary concept if successful - even during rush hour less than 20% of all cars are on the road at a given time. If you could eliminate private car ownership and have a self driving car just show up when you need it, the number of cars in existence could probably go down 2/3 to 3/4 allowing for some overhead for car maintenance and relocation.

Tesla isn’t anywhere near this, but whoever does crack that puzzle is going to change how people own cars.

the solution is already there - trains, trams, subways, and streetcars.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The board should vote for a negative compensation package to make up the difference in the crumbling company value

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol and of course the stock immediately bounces back up

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Slotducks posted:

the solution is already there - trains, trams, subways, and streetcars.

Sounds like SOCIALISM to me there bud

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

Intellectual
AI Enthusiast

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Robotaxis are a pretty revolutionary concept if successful - even during rush hour less than 20% of all cars are on the road at a given time. If you could eliminate private car ownership and have a self driving car just show up when you need it, the number of cars in existence could probably go down 2/3 to 3/4 allowing for some overhead for car maintenance and relocation.

Tesla isn’t anywhere near this, but whoever does crack that puzzle is going to change how people own cars.

gently caress off.

Widespread fully autonomous driving is a VC money sink for rubes, and idiots just like Elon.

The day we have level 5 fully autonomous driving is also the day we have useful general purpose AI and by that point robotaxies would be the least revolutionary aspect imaginable.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

lol and of course the stock immediately bounces back up

Cathy Wood buying the dip

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Eggs on your faces when the stock hits 2000

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Non Compos Mentis posted:

those are the giant mining equipment

Is this what Shapiro was telling him about at Auschwitz?

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Why would a fleet of taxis eliminate rush hour? Just look at new york. The fact that you have a robot slave instead of a person behind the wheel does nothing except subject your work commute and hospital visits and grocery shopping to surge pricing

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