The 2024 Offseason Thread - Mid player my team paid > Mid player my team didn't pay

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Let's go Helvetica Texans

# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:22

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# ? May 26, 2024 09:01

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

I demand pastel uniforms

# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:30

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Gully Foyle posted:

Black Lions unis veer too far into Panthers territory for me, not sure I'd want that association right now.

Mods!?

# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:07

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

BlindSite posted:

Mods!?

I think we know we are truly at Rock bottom when we look upwards, longing to trade places with the Detroit Lions fanbase.

:suicide:

And yes, I know that is what Bryce does too

# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:29

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Asproigerosis posted:

Jesus someone post some antonion brown tweets and get us back on track already

He just leaked the new Broncos helmets

https://twitter.com/CtespnN/status/1781496629180137886

# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:36

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

can I strike matches on that

# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:39

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Are those leds. That would be sick. Like it does a bunch of exclamation marks after a big play and a sad face when you give up a first down or get sacked

# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:08

Ironic Twist: Aug 3, 2008; I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Play posted:

Are those leds. That would be sick. Like it does a bunch of exclamation marks after a big play and a sad face when you give up a first down or get sacked

It reaches 100% when JJ McCarthy finishes meditating

# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:29

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

can I strike matches on that

Is it for Sean Payton to burn the franchise down faster?

# ? Apr 21, 2024 01:40

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

This should be pretty cringey.
https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1782393955570610229

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:00

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Tom went through a lot of effort to seem as bland as possible so there can�t be much material that the audience will understand

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:03

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Where's Norm Macdonald when you need him?? :sigh:

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:27

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Where's Norm Macdonald when you need him??

He's dead Jim

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:38

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

This should be pretty cringey.
https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1782393955570610229

Feeling better and better about canceling my Netflix sub.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:52

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I swear Tom Brady looked the same for over a decade and then suddenly in like the last three months he looks entirely different

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:08

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/1782427252724007138?t=RGlzVt_E5jLgmlzXE3FD6g&s=19

Edit: more pics

https://twitter.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1782425507063103750?t=7GXiaHvTGsvRi9rG1HD3CA&s=19

Woozie66 fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:14

Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

Woozie66 posted:

https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/1782427252724007138?t=RGlzVt_E5jLgmlzXE3FD6g&s=19

Why do the shoulder stripes look like lightning bolts?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:17

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

I don't get very militant about uniforms but those shoulder stripes are dumb looking and the helmet stripe is also dumb.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:20

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Arena League-rear end uniforms. Bring back the light blue, cowards

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:23

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Corzaa posted:

Why do the shoulder stripes look like lightning bolts?

Bolt Up

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:32

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

When will these apparel companies understand, a stripe should just be a loving stripe.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:32

solarjetman: Jan 27, 2001; Fun Shoe

RIP swoosh stripes. Don't like the shoulders. Numbers are fine. The little triangles are dumb but will be mostly invisible. Orange pants with the white road jerseys (teased in the twitter video) are a surprise throwback.

This looks like a design that went through a half dozen meetings with meddling part-owners.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:32

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

I really don't know why the Broncos are always trying to get closer and closer to the Bears uniforms.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:34

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782430601251025280?t=KiNqewgs7Jlh9_LWKkvvbA&s=19

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:37

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782430601251025280?t=KiNqewgs7Jlh9_LWKkvvbA&s=19

terrible

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:39

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

mcmagic posted:

terrible

HOWEVER

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782433780063723929?t=0LPjJx3Cj-kRu-nxOGlRjg&s=19

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:41

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Diva Cupcake posted:

I don't get very militant about uniforms but those shoulder stripes are dumb looking and the helmet stripe is also dumb.

Yeah, same. Most teams should honestly just go back to their throwbacks (or slightly modified versions of their throwbacks).

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:41

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

a neat cape posted:

HOWEVER

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782433780063723929?t=0LPjJx3Cj-kRu-nxOGlRjg&s=19

Yeah these are nice and should just be their regular jerseys lol

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782430601251025280?t=KiNqewgs7Jlh9_LWKkvvbA&s=19

Number font is fine, everything else is bleh. They�ll be changed again by 2030.

EDIT:

a neat cape posted:

HOWEVER

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782433780063723929?t=0LPjJx3Cj-kRu-nxOGlRjg&s=19

And then these will become the it main home uniforms.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:42

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782430601251025280?t=KiNqewgs7Jlh9_LWKkvvbA&s=19

they both suck

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:54

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782430601251025280?t=KiNqewgs7Jlh9_LWKkvvbA&s=19

They're not great but much better than those 90s rear end unis they've been wearing for far too long. Throwbacks are killer tho.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 16:59

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

a neat cape posted:

I'm just happy we're moving in the right direction

You probably won't get the same upgrade to Herbert as Alex Smith got when Harbs came on board, but it should be a really good season for him.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 17:24

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782430601251025280?t=KiNqewgs7Jlh9_LWKkvvbA&s=19

Sidegrade at best. Those shoulders are hideous.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 17:35

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Yeah the shoulders look like lightning bolts, not mountain peaks or whatever.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 17:53

elime anning: Nov 19, 2002; Morbid Hound

so many jersey changes that just scream, �are you sure they changed the jerseys?�

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:10

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782430601251025280?t=KiNqewgs7Jlh9_LWKkvvbA&s=19

both are bad. They did bad job on it one. even the collar are dumb looking

a neat cape posted:

HOWEVER

https://twitter.com/fashion_nfl/status/1782433780063723929?t=0LPjJx3Cj-kRu-nxOGlRjg&s=19

This is pretty good to good

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:27

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

are the shoulders supposed to evoke the conjugate strike/thrust fault that led to the Rockies

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:30

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

officially retired

https://x.com/atlantafalcons/status/1782469454640697386?s=46

should�ve done it on march 28th

# ? Apr 22, 2024 19:10

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

The broncos old uniforms should just be the normal uniforms

# ? Apr 22, 2024 19:22

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# ? May 26, 2024 09:01

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1782476288776663309

# ? Apr 22, 2024 19:31

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