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Did he really just say Trump is a "frugal businessman" who "pinches pennies"? Really? That was said?
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Apr 22, 2024 16:27
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Sorry everyone
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Apr 22, 2024 16:27
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My god, they're actually going with "none of these crimes were crimes"
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Apr 22, 2024 16:28
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 Why would our client accused of doing a crime blatantly doing something that looks like he is doing a crime? Jesus christ
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Apr 22, 2024 16:28
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kazil posted:Paying hush money is not illegal. The way he classified the payments on documents is. https://i.imgur.com/Wx5JJx9.gifv
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Apr 22, 2024 16:29
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These charges? Paper This contempt? Nothing but noise. The guilty charges? Just writing. The sentence? Simply no- oh.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:30
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Apr 22, 2024 16:30
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Bond hearing is over
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Apr 22, 2024 16:31
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all know that my client is an rear end in a top hat, but the Oxford English Dictionary defines 'crime' as
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Apr 22, 2024 16:31
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I wasn't expecting the AG to go so hard at the election interference angle for their arguments. That's kind of wild.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:32
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Opening statements and already Trump lawyers are getting into trouble
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Apr 22, 2024 16:33
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Oh cool, is My Cousin Vinny out on PS5 now or something?
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Apr 22, 2024 16:33
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Apr 22, 2024 16:35
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kazil posted:This is some kind of strategy
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Apr 22, 2024 16:35
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Toxic Mental posted:I wasn't expecting the AG to go so hard at the election interference angle for their arguments. That's kind of wild. They have to. The fact it the falsified records were done to cover up election law violations is a key legal requirement of the charges. If there's no election law violations, there's no felony.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:35
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I'm no lawyer but this seems like a terrible opening argument. like monumentally bad. isn't he supposed to be the good lawyer?
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Apr 22, 2024 16:35
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 Bold "Actually he needed to do crime for his brand, and what is crime even mean?" defense.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:36
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an AOL chatroom posted:Oh cool, is My Cousin Vinny out on PS5 now or something? I think it's AI upscaling/sharpening and frame interpolation to 60fps, the effect is a very smooth sharp video.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:36
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kazil posted:Opening statements and already Trump lawyers are getting into trouble https://i.imgur.com/n9JpyHI.mp4
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Apr 22, 2024 16:37
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kazil posted:Sorry everyone I know everyone's going to be saying that Trump escaped consequences yet again or something, but Trump has $175 million dollars less than before, and that's just until the appeal. Would've been cool watching them seize Trump tower and all that but it's not nothing.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:37
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 e: Objection! again 
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Apr 22, 2024 16:38
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Charlz Guybon posted:That part seems incoherent and possibly incriminating Look, my client clearly didn't murder that hooker, he is famously cheap, there is clearly a good reason he needed a bunch of lye and bleach at 1AM, why would a guilty person do something that blatantly looks like covering up a murder?
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Apr 22, 2024 16:39
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How long till trump fires his lawyers to represent himself?
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Apr 22, 2024 16:40
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Jimlit posted:I'm no lawyer but this seems like a terrible opening argument. like monumentally bad. I get the feeling that this is some two-pronged thing where 1) he can’t hire competent lawyers because he infamously refuses to pay for anything and 2) his lawyers were handed the legal equivalent of handing a pile of dog poo poo to a baker who’s then told “I need this to be a delicious wedding cake by the end of the week”.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:40
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It sucks that we don't get live video or at least live audio
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Apr 22, 2024 16:40
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Admitting your client used the services of a criminal doesn't seem like a great strategy.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:40
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Just yelling "THESE SHOULDN'T BE CRIMES!!!" is a hell of a legal strategy
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Apr 22, 2024 16:40
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The defense's opening arguments seem to not be going swell
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Apr 22, 2024 16:41
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"Micheal Cohen hates Trump because he got thrown under the bus and then got sent to prison" isn't exactly the character assassination you think ot is, buddy
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Apr 22, 2024 16:41
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kazil posted:
"Trump's long-time lawyer is a criminal scumbag who thinks Trump is a criminal scumbag" isn't the great defense this guy thinks it is
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Apr 22, 2024 16:41
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? There's no video of TRMP covered in garbanzo in a Russia hotel.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:42
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kazil posted:
Seriously, WTF is this poo poo? Their witness, who is credibly accusing our client of being a criminal wants them to be found to be a criminal? It's like they are trying to explain that actually crime isn't that bad when you think about it.
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Apr 22, 2024 16:43
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kazil posted:
Amazing that you get two sidebars in two minutes lmao
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Apr 22, 2024 16:43
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lol just waiting for the defense to bring up TDS for the record
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Apr 22, 2024 16:43
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Leon Sumbitches posted:There's no video of TRMP covered in garbanzo in a Russia hotel. We can't possibly know that
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Apr 22, 2024 16:43
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Toxic Mental posted:It sucks that we don't get live video or at least live audio Live stream the trial jury is all of America. Vote by GUILTY by texting NUSSY to 52-52-#9 Vote turbo guilty by texting BALL TASER to 16-16-#2
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Apr 22, 2024 16:44
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Trump divested himself from the business! Also he had to personally sign every check while in the White House! uhhhhhhh ???
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Apr 22, 2024 16:45
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pixaal posted:Live stream the trial jury is all of America. Vote by GUILTY by texting NUSSY to 52-52-#9 Vote turbo guilty by texting BALL TASER to 16-16-#2 That's essentially what the GE is with a few more steps
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Apr 22, 2024 16:46
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Just a reminder that someday we are going to witness the State Funeral of President Donald J. Trump, and Congress (if divided) is going to fight as to whether he gets to lie in state in the rotunda or not something definitely will be rotunda at his funeral if you know what i mean. (idc if someone already joked about this, screw you dumb east coasters) Toxic Mental posted:It sucks that we don't get live video or at least live audio youtube "fart noises"
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