PYF Memes: Making my way downtown, crankin' fast, clibbens pass

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ynohtna: Feb 16, 2007; backwoods compatible; Illegal Hen

Data Graham posted:

U EARNIN': BAD

# ? Apr 22, 2024 10:44

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# ? May 10, 2024 02:18

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

BonHair posted:

Explain Åbo then

That's like explaining Baltimore.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:04

Carbon dioxide: Oct 9, 2012

3D Megadoodoo posted:

There's no land connection between Finland and Sweden.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:13

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

BonHair posted:

Explain Åbo then

What is there to explain? The fact that you take a boat to go from there to Sweden? I already explained that.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:26

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Carbon dioxide posted:

You'd best start believing in jigsaw puzzles,

# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:27

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Carbon dioxide posted:

A border that is a single line, that's cute.

"The border's complexity results from numerous medieval treaties, agreements, land-swaps and sales between the Lords of Breda and the Dukes of Brabant. Generally speaking, predominantly agricultural or built environments became constituents of Brabant, while other parts devolved to Breda."

# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:56

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:23

Artemis J Brassnuts: Jan 2, 2009; I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Mierenneuker posted:

A border that is a single line, that's cute.

Oh my god do not show this to the republicans, they do not need more ideas for gerrymandering.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:24

LifeLynx: Feb 27, 2001; Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time; Grimey Drawer

Mierenneuker posted:

A border that is a single line, that's cute.

"The border's complexity results from numerous medieval treaties, agreements, land-swaps and sales between the Lords of Breda and the Dukes of Brabant. Generally speaking, predominantly agricultural or built environments became constituents of Brabant, while other parts devolved to Breda."

Oh god it's literally The City & The City by China Mieville.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:52

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You neglected that little piece of jizz on western Lapland that not even the Lap want.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:12

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Karate Bastard posted:

You neglected that little piece of jizz on western Lapland that not even the Lap want.

I neglected loadsa stuff. I'm not exactly whatever uuttera is in English.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:46

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Didn�t know Scandinavia was circumcised

# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:55

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I neglected loadsa stuff. I'm not exactly whatever uuttera is in English.

"An otter"?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:00

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

mfs from Turku be like:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:00

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I see, thank you for the map. And how is the Ottoman Empire doing these da-- ohgodNO!!!

# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:18

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What is there to explain? The fact that you take a boat to go from there to Sweden? I already explained that.

I suppose you can go from Sweden to Sweden?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:54

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

BonHair posted:

I suppose you can go from Sweden to Sweden?

Not without a few drinks in me first.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:09

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

If there was no border between Finland and Sweden then there wouldn�t be this massive candy store, now would there?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 17:42

Issaries: Sep 15, 2008; "Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"

Snowy posted:

If there was no border between Finland and Sweden then there wouldn�t be this massive candy store, now would there?

Candy and snus store.

Lol at 3 kilos of candy for a price of 2 kilos.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:01

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

Snowy posted:

If there was no border between Finland and Sweden then there wouldn’t be this massive candy store, now would there?

Thank goodness Nordic people are physically incapable of sneezing

Also,

CIGARETTER !!!

Scholtz has a new favorite as of 18:12 on Apr 22, 2024

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:10

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I would be face down on the counter, dead of megadiabetes before I got halfway round the store.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:54

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Scholtz posted:

CIGARETTER !!!

I don't even know 'er

# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:54

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

Snowy posted:

If there was no border between Finland and Sweden then there wouldn’t be this massive candy store, now would there?

Sounds like someone doesn't understand the Swedish soul (lösgodis)

# ? Apr 22, 2024 19:02

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Empty Sandwich posted:

I don't even know 'er

I loved the ones with a little sugar in the tip that would puff out like smoke. Good times. Man, I wonder why they won't bring back the candy cigarettes. Incidentally, I am now celebrating 10 years since my last cigarette after a 16 year addiction.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:02

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Snowy posted:

If there was no border between Finland and Sweden then there wouldn’t be this massive candy store, now would there?

OK?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:23

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Jerry is getting out of hand again with the �ignore all context and post some smug stupid poo poo� shtick. He�s just waiting for his next chance, idiotic thoughts clambering through the windows of his mind like 28 Days Later zombies. We are standing in the road having a chat and he comes galumphing out of a storm drain hissing like the Outbreak monkey with some prescriptivist take that is as enlightening as tertiary syphilis. You can explain anything you want to him. You can pick a topic cleaner than a corn cob in a chicken coop. He will not care. He will not comprehend. He wants you to know he�s too good to understand words or context. He will tell you that the best sex is a handjob from Edward Scissorhands. We continue having our chat while just a few feet away a man that is shapeless in both body and mind rolls in his own poo poo and bleats loudly. I no more want his typed words to enter my eyes than I want a well-used drilldo to enter my mouth.

I love him so goddamn much.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:54

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

freeedr posted:

Jerry is getting out of hand again with the “ignore all context and post some smug stupid poo poo” shtick. He’s just waiting for his next chance, idiotic thoughts clambering through the windows of his mind like 28 Days Later zombies. We are standing in the road having a chat and he comes galumphing out of a storm drain hissing like the Outbreak monkey with some prescriptivist take that is as enlightening as tertiary syphilis. You can explain anything you want to him. You can pick a topic cleaner than a corn cob in a chicken coop. He will not care. He will not comprehend. He wants you to know he’s too good to understand words or context. He will tell you that the best sex is a handjob from Edward Scissorhands. We continue having our chat while just a few feet away a man that is shapeless in both body and mind rolls in his own poo poo and bleats loudly. I no more want his typed words to enter my eyes than I want a well-used drilldo to enter my mouth.

I love him so goddamn much.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

OK?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:56

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Same

# ? Apr 22, 2024 21:14

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

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Relyssa: Jul 29, 2012

# ? Apr 22, 2024 21:30

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

freeedr posted:

Jerry is getting out of hand again with the �ignore all context and post some smug stupid poo poo� shtick. He�s just waiting for his next chance, idiotic thoughts clambering through the windows of his mind like 28 Days Later zombies. We are standing in the road having a chat and he comes galumphing out of a storm drain hissing like the Outbreak monkey with some prescriptivist take that is as enlightening as tertiary syphilis. You can explain anything you want to him. You can pick a topic cleaner than a corn cob in a chicken coop. He will not care. He will not comprehend. He wants you to know he�s too good to understand words or context. He will tell you that the best sex is a handjob from Edward Scissorhands. We continue having our chat while just a few feet away a man that is shapeless in both body and mind rolls in his own poo poo and bleats loudly. I no more want his typed words to enter my eyes than I want a well-used drilldo to enter my mouth.

I love him so goddamn much.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 22:09

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Apr 22, 2024 22:13

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

voiceless anal fricative posted:

For those of you out of the loop on British politics, the only way this is unrealistic is the idea that our PM would go anywhere near a normal person.

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/19/rishi-sunak-wants-stop-gps-signing-people-off-sick-work-20677888

# ? Apr 22, 2024 22:54

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.