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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [Peace] Star Wars Chat Zone CENTRAL
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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
If there is a chud on the jury, they typically sympathize because they'll be a billionaire "any day now".

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aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


 in the blink of a guy, war can become peace

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Lib and let die posted:

oh buddy I have dog



:cheers:

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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Mr Hootington posted:

If there is a chud on the jury, they typically sympathize because they'll be a billionaire "any day now".

I think this, because it's true. Diamond hands boys

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
A thread of tankies

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
[muffled, through front door] DOORDASH IN THE BAG

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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Lib and let die posted:

oh buddy I have dog


great dog. the hind feet markings and lil tail dip really add to the overall presentation.

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Lib and let die posted:

oh buddy I have dog



Good dog

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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Al! posted:

[muffled, through front door] DOORDASH IN THE BAG
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mawarannahr posted:

good job... love to see goons get jobs :cheers:

Who is updating the goons.xls so we can send our employment % to Jeffrey (SA is a jobs program, legally speaking)

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Did Jeff get a PPP loan

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
He did. You can look it up, but that might be doxxing.

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Jeffrey of Yospos, nee Hapsburg

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

 he listed all the mods as employees.

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

 Are IKs interns then

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

External Organs posted:

Jeffrey of Yospos, nee Hapsburg

Jeffrey von Yospos

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

i say swears online posted:

Jeffrey von Yospos
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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

i say swears online posted:

Jeffrey von Yospos
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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

i say swears online posted:

Jeffrey von Yospos
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Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

i say swears online posted:

Jeffrey von Yospos
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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

i say swears online posted:

Jeffrey von Yospos
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Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

 Congrats to all newly employed goons. I look forward to no longer having to read all you losers bitching about it.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Son of Sorrow posted:

Congrats to all newly employed goons. I look forward to no longer having to read all you losers bitching about it.
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

This isn't the peace thread

owned

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Luckily search exonerated me
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Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

 granny willa trying to navigate a SNAP application while the job-havers gorge on doordash smh.

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Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

 meals on wheels comes tomorrow with five fresh frozens, three of which will likely end up at the community fridge.

turns out that beggars ARE choosers when it comes to tv dinners with halibut or pork.

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

i say swears online posted:

Jeffrey von Yospos
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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Willa Rogers posted:

granny willa trying to navigate a SNAP application while the job-havers gorge on doordash smh.

Ask goonfund for money

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

Luckily search exonerated me


posting yourself getting owned ftw

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Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

Ask goonfund for money

I have money to eat; I just don't spend it on food delivery.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Willa Rogers posted:

granny willa trying to navigate a SNAP application while the job-havers gorge on doordash smh.

depends on state but its like two weeks. aint no speeding it up lol

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

 Willa ask one of the cspam landlords to house you for awhile.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Willa Rogers posted:

I have money to eat; I just don't spend it on food delivery.

Get more money and become a typical cspMmer

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
 you do get money from time of application thereabouts i think, so when it rolls over on next month you will have two months worth.

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copy
Jul 26, 2007

i say swears online posted:

Jeffrey von Yospos
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copy
Jul 26, 2007

 kinda wanna watch LoGH again

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

 I think more people should buy houses and only rent to goons

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Spergin Morlock posted:

this thread isn't nearly busy enough for a monday. my favorite part of ordering door dash is when the person delivers it in a nicer car than mine

doordash this 🖕

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

copy posted:

kinda wanna watch LoGH again

watch the new one if you saw the old one or watch the old one if you saw the new one.

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