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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Hippocrass posted:

He didn't claim it never snows in Florida.
Arizona and Nevada have areas that get snow every year.
Florida has no areas that get snow every year.
Nobody gives a gently caress if it never snows in the inhabited parts of Arizona and Nevada because that is not what was said.

It's probably my own fault for continuing the argument, but I just thought it was dumb as gently caress to say "move to Florida if you don't want to deal with snow" because there's tons of places that never deal with snow that aren't Florida. Many of them don't have hurricanes either.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mr. Nice! posted:

I get that, but I mean FL basically never gets snow. 49 states get snow every year. Florida is the only one that does not at all, and when it does, it is typically nothing more than flurries at the northern border. It snows significantly more in Hawaii than in Florida.

Pretend that the highest peaks of Hawai‘i and Maui are Georgia.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Air Skwirl posted:

It's probably my own fault for continuing the argument, but I just thought it was dumb as gently caress to say "move to Florida if you don't want to deal with snow" because there's tons of places that never deal with snow that aren't Florida. Many of them don't have hurricanes either.

I was definitely not advocating for Florida. I was meaning it as a bad place to go, but definitely one where a snowplow would be completely unknown. One year we had a potential for ice on some of the bridges so the city covered them in sand because they didn't have salt.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Nice! posted:

I was definitely not advocating for Florida. I was meaning it as a bad place to go, but definitely one where a snowplow would be completely unknown. One year we had a potential for ice on some of the bridges so the city covered them in sand because they didn't have salt.

Lol bless

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Mr. Nice! posted:

I was definitely not advocating for Florida. I was meaning it as a bad place to go, but definitely one where a snowplow would be completely unknown. One year we had a potential for ice on some of the bridges so the city covered them in sand because they didn't have salt.

I mean .....sand is still pretty commonly used even in the Northeast and other places where they deal with snow regularly. It's less damaging to cars and the environment, even if it doesn't actually help melt the snow. That said, it's obviously done as a choice, not because the cities don't have salt or plows.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
In our case, we didn't get ice so we just had sandy slippery roads for a few days before it was mostly cleared off by drivers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Aren’t they supposed to put sand in top of the ice?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/PioymuA.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/TMamsIc.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/8d1ueCT.mp4

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sca8tdJJ391zbh1kr.mp4

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Walking off like a boss.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Average 3d printing experience honestly.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I first thought that she was doodling that line art on the wall with a marker between her cheeks. At least then that exercise would have made sense.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

That's clearly a pirate Benchy going on a rampage.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Nenonen posted:

I first thought that she was doodling that line art on the wall with a marker between her cheeks. At least then that exercise would have made sense.

It's not an exercise it's more of a circus trick, not supposed to make sense

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Mr. Nice! posted:

So we're counting sleet and freezing rain as snow now? :rip:

Or, as my Floridian friend called it, "wet ice".

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_olbky4cCkb1uvv5gh.mp4

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
It may have even been in this thread, but I remember someone posting a clip of a penguin slipping and falling on ice and it made a sound very much like gently caress and all the other penguins looked at it and also made a sound except it was FUUUUUUUUUCK.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SubponticatePoster posted:

It may have even been in this thread, but I remember someone posting a clip of a penguin slipping and falling on ice and it made a sound very much like gently caress and all the other penguins looked at it and also made a sound except it was FUUUUUUUUUCK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNe-vq7Tgo
Will a youtube short embed? Let's find out, together

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Those penguins are slipping on ice, they are just sliding on mountains and mountains of penguin poop.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

EoinCannon posted:

It's not an exercise it's more of a circus trick, not supposed to make sense

But then again it needed the bum marker to really be an impressive acrobatics trick.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Mr. Nice! posted:

ah someone else who grew up in the panhandle.

I loved storm chasing in the panhandle because it's like a different country. Gas stations will have an entire aisle for pickles, and another for sweet tea. I saw a baseball bat fight in Pampa and a rebar fight in Childress. Texas is crazy.

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
Back when my kid was small there was a YouTube video of an old nature documentary that was basically faces of death penguin edition. Thankfully she doesn't remember it but it sure stuck with me :stare:

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/Seraphilia/status/1782609882480558506

Man discovers his friend has an extra camera, 1000 other people discover the friend has a certain mouse pad.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The schad is on this thread for boring clickbait

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Sentient Data posted:

The schad is on this thread for boring clickbait

Yeah, that was a nothingburger.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/ugnrjjf.mp4


Pure joy.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is this from somewhere that doesn't usually get freeze? Because my man you learn at age loving two that you walk on the snow not the other bits. And, some years later, that you drive on the snow, not the other bits.
Walking on the snow would require marginal deviation from the same route he has taken every day since he put on that suit. If there was a car parked there he'd have tried to astronaut boots his way up and over.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
gently caress the LAPD: https://www.techdirt.com/2024/04/19/apparel-company-gives-perfect-response-to-lapds-nonsense-ip-threat-letter-over-gently caress-the-lapd-shirt

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The best response will always be "be aware that some rear end in a top hat is signing your name on stupid letters" but that's pretty good too.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/UfJgJe2.mp4

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNe-vq7Tgo
Will a youtube short embed? Let's find out, together
:tipshat:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

freeedr posted:

I levitate

But enough about your :tutbutt::gas:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I am very glad that article links directly to Arkell v Pressdram, as it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the response.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Really disappointed it didn't read "May I refer you to the reply given by our t-shirt"

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
C'mon, C'MON!
Its the perfect setup for "our "gently caress the LAPD" T shirt has us answering letters already answered by our "gently caress the LAPD" T shirt"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I’m “surprised” that the lawyer claiming that poo poo which is definitely not true didn’t have consequences.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/GCgiuZM.mp4

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Just no

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Country girls make do.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
That's a pretty hosed up video man

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