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Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Didn't Tim Cain very specifically post some YouTube videos recently talking about how good the show was and how much he loved it?

Yes and many others about the origin of Fallout, such as how it was mostly made by a bunch of dorks in an office trying to make eachother laugh rather than any form of social commentary.

(it is one, for the most part, but no one sat down and said "hmm i want to make an RPG that critiques a thing")

Nobody Interesting has a new favorite as of 06:18 on Apr 23, 2024

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

He just did a little guest spot on How To Drink, and yeah, clearly digs the show.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

fondue posted:

Tobile Mametja



This was a really dumb post and I feel dumber for posting it. I mean, I wasn't even drunk (that was hours later).

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Why settle for one fascist leader when these two dipshits rode together in an open‐top motorcar in June of 1940?

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

So what questions do I ask my drug dealer on the first visit?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Cloacamazing! posted:

So what questions do I ask my drug dealer on the first visit?

Ask Ian Miles Cheong about the ants.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Air Skwirl posted:

They've made up a question that most everyone would answer "kill Hitler" then got angry at an imaginary person who got the question wrong.

Killing a single figurehead would have done literally nothing to stop the holocaust at this point, if anything you'd have to travel back to way before Hitler's party got elected and then figure out a way to change the entire political landscape of 1930's Germany. So yeah if I could somehow only travel to this specific time period, keeping even a single holocaust victim alive would be a better use of it.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

I think what you really need to do is head off the great depression somehow. Which was, in my limited non-economist understanding, a perfect storm of half a dozen different major issues playing out, so good luck with that.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I get the impression that if you killed Hitler it would probably improve the axis performance in the war.

He made a lot of very stupid decisions based entirely on his own certainty that he knew better than everyone else.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

The thing there is that sane Non-Hitler leader doesn't order all the incredibly risky stuff that leads to their initial successes in the first place.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah I guess maybe in the opening year he is advantageous to them but basically any time after that probably not.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I'd kill Rommel in 1939 so people would be less weird about him

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

OwlFancier posted:

I get the impression that if you killed Hitler it would probably improve the axis performance in the war.

He made a lot of very stupid decisions based entirely on his own certainty that he knew better than everyone else.

As it happens Stephen Fry wrote a book about this exact scenario. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_History_(novel)

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
My favorite WWII time travel hypothesis is the comic about a guy who rolls in and brags about stopping Krauss from rising to power, and then goes on to explain that he was a German chancellor who made some terrible economic decisions that led to a decade of depression for Germany and a lot of connected economies. Then, when faced with stunned silence rather than praise, he goes “why, what happened instead?”

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Am I the only one who thinks that tweet is trying to do some kind of thing where Hitler was a trans woman (and in the SS too I guess) and the time traveler "rescued" her and thus found on their return that WWII had never happened and Hitler was unknown to history?

Or should I just give myself a 1-hour moratorium on reading SA upon waking up

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Data Graham posted:

Am I the only one who thinks that tweet is trying to do some kind of thing where Hitler was a trans woman (and in the SS too I guess) and the time traveler "rescued" her and thus found on their return that WWII had never happened and Hitler was unknown to history?

Or should I just give myself a 1-hour moratorium on reading SA upon waking up

No, that's not it. They're just imagining that someone's first priority would be rescuing a particular victim. This theoretical person somehow doesn't know who Hitler is but is aware of the many demographic groups attacked by the Nazis. It's very stupid.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Am I the only one who thinks that tweet is trying to do some kind of thing where Hitler was a trans woman (and in the SS too I guess) and the time traveler "rescued" her and thus found on their return that WWII had never happened and Hitler was unknown to history?

Or should I just give myself a 1-hour moratorium on reading SA upon waking up

You are trying to grasp a thread of coherent thought that does not exist

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The Nazis were a bunch of infighting jackals.

If you kill Hitler in the twenties, maybe someone fills the role reasonably closely to our timeline, but after Hitler takes power, there’s no clear successor, by design. Assassinating him doesn’t end the war in one stroke, but the chaos is bad news for the Nazi military timeline.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Wasn't there one assassination attempt involving a bomb in a pillar that Hitler made a speech next to every year that if successful would have decapitated the entirety of Nazi command because all the big names were there to listen to the speech? The assassin got unlucky because of a changed train schedule that pushed the time of the speech earlier. I would have told him about the change.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Ibblebibble posted:

Wasn't there one assassination attempt involving a bomb in a pillar that Hitler made a speech next to every year that if successful would have decapitated the entirety of Nazi command because all the big names were there to listen to the speech? The assassin got unlucky because of a changed train schedule that pushed the time of the speech earlier. I would have told him about the change.

I don't remember that one, but there was one with a bomb underneath a meeting table: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

quote:

The leader of the conspiracy, Claus von Stauffenberg, planned to kill Hitler by detonating an explosive hidden in a briefcase. However, due to the location of the bomb at the time of detonation, the blast only dealt Hitler minor injuries.

...

The explosives were armed and placed next to Hitler, but it appears they were moved unwittingly at the last moment behind a table leg by Heinz Brandt, saving Hitler's life. When the bomb detonated, it killed Brandt and two others, and injured the rest of the room's occupants, one of whom, Rudolf Schmundt, later died from his injuries. Hitler's pants were singed by the blast, and he suffered a perforated eardrum and conjunctivitis, but was otherwise unharmed.

Meanwhile, in actual idiocy posted online...

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Ibblebibble posted:

Wasn't there one assassination attempt involving a bomb in a pillar that Hitler made a speech next to every year that if successful would have decapitated the entirety of Nazi command because all the big names were there to listen to the speech? The assassin got unlucky because of a changed train schedule that pushed the time of the speech earlier. I would have told him about the change.

That was the work of Georg Elser.

His attempt was made at the Munich beer hall on 8 November 1939. Had he set the timer fifteen minutes earlier, Hitler may well have died that day.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Platystemon posted:

The Nazis were a bunch of infighting jackals.

If you kill Hitler in the twenties, maybe someone fills the role reasonably closely to our timeline, but after Hitler takes power, there’s no clear successor, by design. Assassinating him doesn’t end the war in one stroke, but the chaos is bad news for the Nazi military timeline.
The only answer is to smother him in the crib, got it.

PurpleXVI posted:

I don't remember that one, but there was one with a bomb underneath a meeting table: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

Meanwhile, in actual idiocy posted online...


I had to read that several times to ensure I wasn’t losing it.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Lemniscate Blue posted:

There's a relatively small number of especially crazy right-wingers (and some masquerading as lefties, such as Caleb Maupin's "Patriotic Socialists") who believe that the Nazi party leadership was all LGBTQ+, and the reason they burned Hirschfeld's Institute was because he had files on all of them.

*nodding thoughtfully* Yes this is definitely a new low in the insane right wing galaxy brain theory barrel.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

My favorite WWII time travel hypothesis is the comic about a guy who rolls in and brags about stopping Krauss from rising to power, and then goes on to explain that he was a German chancellor who made some terrible economic decisions that led to a decade of depression for Germany and a lot of connected economies. Then, when faced with stunned silence rather than praise, he goes “why, what happened instead?”


zach weinersmith is very hit-or-miss imo but when he hits he hits

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016

There's no such thing as "free football". The government doesn't have its own football so, if they're saying they'll give you free football, they have to take it from someone else first

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Data Graham posted:

Am I the only one who thinks that tweet is trying to do some kind of thing where Hitler was a trans woman (and in the SS too I guess) and the time traveler "rescued" her and thus found on their return that WWII had never happened and Hitler was unknown to history?

Or should I just give myself a 1-hour moratorium on reading SA upon waking up

It’s just envisioning a monkey’s paw type scenario

“You can time travel back to 1939-45, what do you do?”
“I save a trans woman”
“The trans woman you saved was actually a member of the SS! Idiot! Buffoon! I bet you feel stupid now, huh!”

It’s extremely juvenile

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



In these scenarios I don’t know how I, an untrained dude with no special abilities, am supposed to be able to access and kill the head of state like anyone could have just walked up to him and snapped his neck.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

You're supposed to get to him with modern advances in technology. Namely, sissy hypno porn.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Am I the only one who thinks that tweet is trying to do some kind of thing where Hitler was a trans woman (and in the SS too I guess) and the time traveler "rescued" her and thus found on their return that WWII had never happened and Hitler was unknown to history?

Or should I just give myself a 1-hour moratorium on reading SA upon waking up

fwiu it's referring to the terf "gotcha" that was made up as a cope when jk rowling was doing holocaust denial. claiming that trans women were actually aligned with the nazis because there's some pictures of nazis crossdressing. just ignore that big book burning it didn't mean anything

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


EL BROMANCE posted:

In these scenarios I don’t know how I, an untrained dude with no special abilities, am supposed to be able to access and kill the head of state like anyone could have just walked up to him and snapped his neck.

Well, you don't need to walk up to him. You have a time machine. You look up where he was at a particular time, get yourself a weapon, go there, then time travel.

SkeletonHero
Sep 7, 2010

:dehumanize:
:killing:
:dehumanize:
I would assassinate Hugo Boss so the Nazis no longer get fashionable designer uniforms.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Just set the time machine to land on him

You don't even have to go yourself, just fire and forget

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Telefragging Hitler

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Data Graham posted:

Just set the time machine to land on him

You don't even have to go yourself, just fire and forget

Good job leaving a time machine lying around in the past where anyone can get their hands on it.

And what if you missed? Now Hitler's got a time machine. That's pretty much the worst case scenario.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

DACK FAYDEN posted:

zach weinersmith is very hit-or-miss imo but when he hits he hits

That is the one I was thinking of! Thanks, I dunno where I got the “Krauss” name, no wonder I could never find it on google. It is a good comic.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

The research has already been done, the best point to kill Hitler is when he's released from prison in Landsberg, Germany, 1924.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Tiggum posted:

Good job leaving a time machine lying around in the past where anyone can get their hands on it.

And what if you missed? Now Hitler's got a time machine. That's pretty much the worst case scenario.

Even if you don't miss the other nazis can just use the time machine to save Hitler.

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

Byzantine posted:

The research has already been done, the best point to kill Hitler is when he's released from prison in Landsberg, Germany, 1924.

That just leads to hyper-stalin!

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

a lot of media does the whole "*bad guy* will just become a martyr and another will take his place" thing, but I always think it's worth a shot. walking dead was real bad about that

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