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Rip Testes posted:Today's my second grader's first earth day and she is so excited for it... Does she have any idea what her future's going to be like
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 18:45 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:01 |
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Maybe Queen of the wasteland like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome? Try to think positive.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 19:26 |
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a single bead of sweat rolls down my forehead as I look at the two options on my ballot: "get kicked in both balls" or "get kicked in only one ball"
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 19:59 |
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the two options on my ballot, “death” or “death”
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:23 |
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I'd rather go with the cake - no? You're out of cake? Well, in that case, I'm good, thank you.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:26 |
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smoobles posted:a single bead of sweat rolls down my forehead as I look at the two options on my ballot: "get kicked in both balls" or "get kicked in only one ball" Surprise! "get kicked in only one ball" is actually "get kicked in both balls but one at a time."
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:32 |
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The Democrats' new strategy they're calling "we're not as bad as Satan, almost but not quite" surely bodes well for the spiraling earth system
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:32 |
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FlapYoJacks posted:Surprise! "get kicked in only one ball" is actually "get kicked in both balls but one at a time." I promise to spend a lot of money on a marketing campaign to reduce ball-kicking to net zero by 2050 How? By outsourcing it so that this other guy kicks you in the balls on my behalf
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:35 |
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Hold on my accounting team just informed me that if this other guy promises to not kick you in the balls in two future instance where he might have, I can kick you in the balls once right now and you still have to thank me for not kicking you in the balls as much e: ive done a market segment study and it turns out there's a lot of people who are willing to say they might have kicked you in the balls at some point if i pay them each a couple cents, so you might want to get some ice to prepare for all the not getting kicked in the balls that's about to happen
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:38 |
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Hillary might genuinely be the worst to ever do it
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:48 |
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Nanomashoes posted:Don't blame me, I voted for Target.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 21:05 |
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Crazypoops posted:https://x.com/WTHRcom/status/1782133454542348518 quote:Access Denied
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 22:24 |
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I'd rather have Trumpy Bear taze me in the balls than O'Brandon
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 23:29 |
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Delayed ball kicks for minority business owners in low income neighborhoods
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 23:30 |
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More earth day tips: * Only roll coal on every other cyclist * Set your dimmer switches to 50% to save electric * Choose locally sourced foie gras instead ef imported
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 23:32 |
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Save some truck battery power by plugging in a seatbelt silencer to stop that annoying beep!
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 00:09 |
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i run this narrow impassable ranch dirt road all winter, and today was awful, because there were a dozen cars celebrating earth day by joy riding during the nice weather and making awkward too fast passes by me...trash culture
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 02:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE5V4l_JaAs 2022 - 220 dolphins found dead 2023 - 667 2024 - 315 already found so far
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:00 |
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obviously the real reason the orcas are attacking boats in the area, good old biosphere collapse
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:15 |
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we're still winning folks
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:20 |
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starkebn posted:
ruh roh in other unrelated news, see following terrifying climate change related threat: loving nightmare ticks that can chase you down (a walking snack) and infect you with ebola-lite The Heat Will Kill You First: Life and Death on a Scorched Planet, Jeff Goodell posted:The Galveston National Laboratory is a fortress of pathogens, although you would never know it from the outside. It sits on the campus of the University of Texas Medical Branch like any other building. There are some concrete barriers on the outside, and a bunch of weird-looking exhaust systems on the roof, but otherwise, it could easily be the building where you took Chemistry 101 in college. Inside, in one of about a dozen Biosafety Level 4 labs in the United States, scientists work on some of the most lethal viruses in the world: Ebola, Nipah, Marburg, and others. Hubbert has issued a correction as of 03:36 on Apr 23, 2024 |
# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:31 |
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I'm not worried about ocean temperatures because I live on land
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:35 |
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starkebn posted:
yeah but the third derivative is negative so it’s fine
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:26 |
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per capita it’s colder than ever
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:26 |
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starkebn posted:
Oh no! Anyways…
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:30 |
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Stereotype posted:per capita it’s colder than ever wait for the agriculture collapse and this won't be true anymore
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:39 |
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I like how it's time for the chart to start dipping It's a little late but any day now im sure
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:40 |
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Stereotype posted:per capita it’s colder than ever
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:01 |
if we could harvest the energy of the cognitive dissonance i/we experience between reading this thread and Doing Life we'd probably be able to capture several tons of CO2. in a way, we're potentially helping. please give my startup 10 billion USD
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:05 |
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Chard posted:if we could harvest the energy of the cognitive dissonance i/we experience between reading this thread and Doing Life we'd probably be able to capture several tons of CO2. in a way, we're potentially helping. Personally I'd rather resolve the dissonance but no one does walk-in lobotomies anymore
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:19 |
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VERY WINDY https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1782420875217674395
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 05:54 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:VERY WINDY better dead than dutch
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 06:43 |
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e: hosed up
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 07:56 |
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Hubbert posted:“Really anyone—regardless of age, gender, political interest, affluence—can touch a piece of grass and get a tick on them.” Remember to touch grass everyone
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:09 |
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Stereotype posted:per capita it’s colder than ever
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:21 |
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so if it took 175 years to get to 1.6 we have until about 2400 to worry about 3? that seems like it could be way worse why panic
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:16 |
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Stereotype posted:per capita it’s colder than ever Thread title
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:43 |
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kater posted:so if it took 175 years to get to 1.6 we have until about 2400 to worry about 3? that seems like it could be way worse why panic 3C by 2040
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:47 |
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is this what they meant by rising C levels
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:03 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:01 |
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Irony.or.Death posted:that feeling when you see something that makes you instantly cackle and can't wait to share it with everyone you know, followed by the slow realization that none of them will understand why it's so funny rejected bo Burnham verse
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:08 |