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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Noxville posted:

Lol surely this would absolutely destroy the resale values of Teslas if the mileage can't be counted as accurate.

No the real mileage is lower so they are worth more!!!!!!!

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lol whoever buys the Tesla marque in the future is going to issue a general recall on Teslas manufactured prior to 20xx and destroy all of them that they can

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Stock is up, losers stay losing

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Non Compos Mentis posted:



he really cant not be a cock when given the slightest pushback can he

One thing you should never do is criticise the Aussies as an outsider, especially as an American

No matter what they think of their own country, from the most progressive to the ones that think Aboriginals are still too well treated, they will bury you for mocking their country

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

What miserable fuckin engagement stats

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Songbearer posted:

What miserable fuckin engagement stats

doin some quick math, thats less than $100 per like on that post, you can't BUY engagement like that

well you can, but out of respect for elon id rather not say...

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

Its always depressing when I read people reacting to average tech company things as if they're mind-blowing.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*leaps on table and begins throwing chairs around and flinging poo at terrifying magical picture box*

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

“We took away health insurance but we have a pool table and a beer cart!”

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

what did they develop

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Bubbacub posted:

what did they develop

PTSD

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


ryde posted:

Its always depressing when I read people reacting to average tech company things as if they're mind-blowing.

the bar is so so so low

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Lord Stimperor posted:

:sickos:


Seriously I'm a big sucker for retrofuturism, of that period in particular. I think I need to get it out of my system before I buy na old Delorean or something. Maybe I'll get myself a vintage Casio watch or whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewXv7_bwepU

https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberDeck/

people are using 3d printers and such, to take micro pcs and old laptops and turn them into novelty computers forms called cyber decks.



John Wick of Dogs posted:

Biden loving sucks and I hate him for many reasons, YET what Mark Hamill says is also true, he is the best president there has been during the 40+ years I've been alive.
The office should be de-powered enough that a random dice can be president and your life would just get better.
But the person in office is just doing what they can to keep the power they have.
And Rich people have effed over this country to a point where a lot of their mystique is tarnished, and this is the angry snap back that everybody should keep on pushing for.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

bobjr posted:

“We took away health insurance but we have a pool table and a beer cart!”

they brought in Taco Bell for Christmas dinner! (after firing the entire kitchen staff and selling off all the equipment in a fire sale)

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


redshirt posted:

What's that small canister on the left side? Nitrous? Were these old foggies boosting?

A fire extinguisher. A good idea to have within arms reach inside a British car(or a tesla).

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Songbearer posted:

What miserable fuckin engagement stats

Is that the same truck that Tatesniffer was shooting up?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol Tesla stock up 3.5%

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
my friend, living in Sydney, just out of frame:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Searing insight from Friend in Sydney

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

btw I had a lot of fun with Grimes on my live stream that happens every week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGmfoVPJgw


I think I'm gonna do it again this week but with more filtah

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Quote-Unquote posted:

You'd think so, but people that buy Teslas are incredibly stupid.

a family member has bought a tesla and they're normally pretty smart :negative:

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

You see what happens? This is what happens! This is what happens when you gently caress a stranger in the rear end!

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

DeeplyConcerned posted:

You see what happens? This is what happens! This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Nice they had to use a tennis racket

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Waffleopolis posted:

The Cybertruck has actually done something positive...

They made two guys whose current gimmicks are to be doucebags look even douchier.

https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1782189245903311059

I love these goobers. :allears:

just realized the Cybertruck is basically a $100k segway

same target audience of early adopters desperate to show off their disposable income


AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
oof

Washington Post posted:

“I’m expecting a blood bath,” Ross Gerber, CEO of Gerber Kawasaki Wealth and Investment Management, said of the earnings report. Musk “figured out how to take one of the best products in the world and make it unsellable.”

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Segways are very useful

Another example of something (like ebikes) that would revolutionize public transport if we had a government

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Except it's just not

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Dwesa posted:

my friend, living in Sydney, just out of frame:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney,_Florida

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

AARP LARPer posted:

"Musk “figured out how to take one of the best products in the world and make it unsellable"

moossk is selling weed now?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Bip Roberts posted:

The vector w8, a basically completely vaporware supercar in the 80s and 90s had the coolest interior panels




I'm a clit fan, man

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
You know Elon is into the cheap kush, not even high end expensive weed

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Giant loving dorks

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

kazil posted:

Giant loving dorks


SHUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUP

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
The worst poster of all time and that's saying something lol

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Just wait til Elon plays AI: The Somnium Files

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
I'm waiting for him to play Red Faction and get tips on how to colonize Mars lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I just had a DEI training and it’s literally like “be polite and listen to people sometimes” lol

I guess they mentioned privilege which triggers musk

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Elon Musk ftw

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