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This is there to compensate for all of those poorly built road curves that uncomfortably bank for no good reason.
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Retvrn of whompy wheels???
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Apr 23, 2024 20:07
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Elon's politics no longer a mystery, he clearly leans right
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it's ok Elon is just riding shotgun
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We live in truly blessed times where we simultaneously get to experience the one of the best posters of all time (Trump) and the worst (Elon)
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Seth Pecksniff posted:We live in truly blessed times where we simultaneously get to experience the one of the best posters of all time (Trump) and the worst (Elon) 
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tesla will be rolling out a firmware update that will detect if the driver is black and automatically call the police
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R.L. Stine posted:tesla will be rolling out a firmware update that will detect if the driver is black and automatically call the police They've already done some tests with granos to amazing effect
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You now have to reX an Elon X to shift out of park
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morningdrew posted:Elon's politics no longer a mystery, he clearly leans right but he's not voting for any Dem?
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PhazonLink posted:but he's not voting for any Dem? that's 730° you're looking at, not 10°.
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Apr 23, 2024 20:34
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More blood today  
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kazil posted:Giant loving dorks A gamer of your talents See: Elon's wretched Elden Ring build, something so legendarily bad even his sycophants couldn't justify it Elon ragequitting Diablo 4 because his class wasn't as powerful as another one, a PVE game with no competitive elements Elon playing Quake against employees on his lunchtime, who had to let him win otherwise he'd get mad and start abusing people Elon whining that he doesn't play GTA, probably the world's most acclaimed franchise, because you shoot cops while playing as a criminal Elon falling in love with some mobile game or other, introducing Grimes to it, then ragequitting when she starts doing better than him at it Elon testing X's streaming capabilities by recording his screen with his phone like a 2006 YouTube Let's Player, since the eldritch powers of OBS - a program literal kids and teens use to stream Roblox - is beyond his grasp I am just slightly above average at games and even I could fuckin outplay Elon and any of his stooges, guarantee it Songbearer fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Why not fire just one guy and save fifty billion dollars?
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Tesla is collapsing lol
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As an Australian with several guns, lmao
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shyduck posted:More blood today Is this part of the layoffs that were announced a few days ago, or are these happening on top of those?
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Tesla missed on earnings and revenue Stock is up 7% after hours
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Who needs guns when you can just raise an army of emus
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Well they just fired 5000 people that should make up for the losses morning but profits from here on in
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all of that poo poo is already priced in
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shyduck posted:Tesla missed on earnings and revenue earnings, revenue, AND production
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yo what in the gently caress
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Define normal.
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I mean it’s probably a gently caress up but also lol that people thought the product has any effect on Teslas stock
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Firing people always leads to a stock rally, investors are dumb and always assume fewer people = more savings and efficiency = more profits for me
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kazil posted:yo what in the gently caress stocks are a scam just like bitcoin
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kazil posted:yo what in the gently caress I don’t like this
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LifeSunDeath posted:stocks are a scam just like bitcoin More and more I'm forced to conclude the stock market is the reason so much poo poo sucks rear end today. We're literally rewarding companies for making lovely products, offering terrible services and loving over employees.
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Willatron posted:More and more I'm forced to conclude the stock market is the reason so much poo poo sucks rear end today. We're literally rewarding companies for making lovely products, offering terrible services and loving over employees. also anyone with a retirement account is entirely at its whim, SPECIFICALLY TSLA's whim currently
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kazil posted:yo what in the gently caress Lmao rational market my rear end
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literally nothing makes sense with stocks - that's the whole point.
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LifeSunDeath posted:stocks are a scam just like bitcoin yeah you fools that think the market is based on profits or whatever have no idea
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lmao rational market my rear end no one ever said it was rational market. they said it was a FREE MARKET.
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Free to be real stupid market lol But hey if firing 5000 people make number go up then that's a sacrifice Elon must be willing to take
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The incredible thing about "layoffs make stock go up" is the fact that they do make stocks go up really does make it the correct move to buy the stock, which in fact Makes Stock Go Up. Don't necessarily want to hold it but in that exact moment it's this while self fulfilling deal
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