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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Tediore is the disposable borderlands gun

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

morningdrew posted:

RIP Katy Perry
She really knows how to pick 'em

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
tbf I think #idol here is probably just a poorly placed reference to American Idol, on which she is now a judge lmao

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Countdown to the Elon Perry baby

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I liked Katy Perry more when she was doing recruitment ads for the marines, now this is just embarrassing

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

morningdrew posted:

RIP Katy Perry

When you survive getting slimed, it changes your outlook.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


lol, I love that each time I've looked at the comments on these celeb cybertruck tweets they have been overwhelmingly negative

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


TSLA up 3%, Elon stays winning

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

stupid truck, cheap dress

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

the wrong Perry died

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

coconono posted:

stupid truck, cheap dress

so really a great pairing. The shoes are pointy too. It's cohesive.

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


wow, car go fast in straight line slightly faster once every 10 minutes. thank you elon

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
already preordered my model 3 P

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


DeeplyConcerned posted:

already preordered my model 3 P

earth day was yesterday

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

this is like microsoft announcing that the new xbox can run minecraft at 240 fps

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Cybertueck

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

is it good to hard launch new car models 5 hours before your earnings report?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
it’s like when I finally have time to finish all
of those lingering tasks the day before my annual
performance review.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


:siren: New: Official Tesla Cybertruck Detailing Kit :siren:

DESCRIPTION

BRING BACK THE SHINE. THE CYBERTRUCK DETAILING KIT PROVIDES YOU WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO CLEAN OFF OR POLISH OUT DIRT AND GRIME ON YOUR CYBERTRUCK WHILE ON THE ROAD OR RECHARGING AT A SUPERCHARGER. INTENDED FOR QUICK SPOT CLEANING OF YOUR VEHICLE’S EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR, THIS KIT INCLUDES FOUR CLEANING SOLUTIONS FORMULATED FOR THE DIFFERENT SURFACES OF CYBERTRUCK, MICROFIBER TOWELS AND A TRAVEL CASE FOR EASY STORAGE.






































$130

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

:siren: New: Official Tesla Cybertruck Detailing Kit :siren:

DESCRIPTION

BRING BACK THE SHINE. THE CYBERTRUCK DETAILING KIT PROVIDES YOU WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO CLEAN OFF OR POLISH OUT DIRT AND GRIME ON YOUR CYBERTRUCK WHILE ON THE ROAD OR RECHARGING AT A SUPERCHARGER. INTENDED FOR QUICK SPOT CLEANING OF YOUR VEHICLE’S EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR, THIS KIT INCLUDES FOUR CLEANING SOLUTIONS FORMULATED FOR THE DIFFERENT SURFACES OF CYBERTRUCK, MICROFIBER TOWELS AND A TRAVEL CASE FOR EASY STORAGE.






































$130

Only $130? What a steal!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I use water on my car

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

per Bloomberg:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Horse

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Hot dog

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Horse Teams

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

:siren: New: Official Tesla Cybertruck Detailing Kit :siren:

DESCRIPTION

BRING BACK THE SHINE. THE CYBERTRUCK DETAILING KIT PROVIDES YOU WITH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO CLEAN OFF OR POLISH OUT DIRT AND GRIME ON YOUR CYBERTRUCK WHILE ON THE ROAD OR RECHARGING AT A SUPERCHARGER. INTENDED FOR QUICK SPOT CLEANING OF YOUR VEHICLE’S EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR, THIS KIT INCLUDES FOUR CLEANING SOLUTIONS FORMULATED FOR THE DIFFERENT SURFACES OF CYBERTRUCK, MICROFIBER TOWELS AND A TRAVEL CASE FOR EASY STORAGE.






































$130

It's a great design that all the four "different formulas" look the same except for print on one side of the bottle. I'm sure that they all are different substances instead of same liquid in four bottles, too.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


looking into it

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

i just hope everyone has fun during this earnings report

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Louisgod posted:

I use water on my car

warranty voided

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Woke Mind Virus posted:

i just hope everyone has fun during this earnings report

https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1782863412667834527

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

we are so back

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Woke Mind Virus posted:

i just hope everyone has fun during this earnings report

Fun. Fun? I hate the word. Those who do care about fun (myself aspirationally included) don’t need to hear it. And those who don’t care about fun? Well …

audio conf in 80 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81Rs-w3YMY

HAIL eSATA-n has issued a correction as of 21:11 on Apr 23, 2024

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Profit plunged

quote:

Tesla’s first-quarter profit plunged as pressure mounts on Chief Executive Elon Musk to better articulate his vision for the electric-car maker’s future.

The Texas-based car company reported net income of $1.1 billion for the January-to-March period, down 55% from the year prior. Revenue fell 9% to $21.3 billion.

The world’s most valuable automaker is in a more precarious place than it has been in years, with its vehicle sales falling, demand cooling for electric vehicles industrywide and Musk placing greater emphasis on developing a fully autonomous car. 

Glumwheels has issued a correction as of 21:20 on Apr 23, 2024

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Glumwheels posted:

Profit plunged

Lol that first paragraph "Musk needs to go back to being good at lying to investors"

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?


wow, better give 56 billion of that to elon's pay package

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

earnings is backward looking. the future looks great for Tesla

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Dinosaur Gum
Welcome to the resistance, ny times

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1782873385300590631?t=oyW4zghtCsL2d51KqBUDBg&s=19

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


money, as a concept, is no match for elon's genius and is also simultaneously holding tesla back

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