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Apr 23, 2024 22:03
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how can they get any cheaper? aren't they falling apart on the reg?
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Apr 23, 2024 22:11
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We should all believe Elon Musk this time
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Apr 23, 2024 22:11
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the wokeberg
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Apr 23, 2024 22:26
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The bad news is that their big car release had an immediate safety recall. The good news is that not many people bought the cars, so it will not be a sizeable recall.
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Apr 23, 2024 22:34
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https://www.youtube.com/live/o81Rs-w3YMY?si=xnbcvG045tDK33Gl ftw livestream
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Apr 23, 2024 22:34
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DeeplyConcerned posted:how can they get any cheaper? aren't they falling apart on the reg? I mean if they remove literally every feature except "is electric and drives forwards" there's tons of parts they can save money on
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Apr 23, 2024 22:37
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Listening to the call rn, but unlike last quarter, he sadly has yet to discuss how let the Westworld actors tour the Optimus lab
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Apr 23, 2024 22:43
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The "cheaper car" announcement is just musk walking back the product cancelling that he did two weeks ago. Because everyone who is sane knew it was a bad idea and forced his hand
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Apr 23, 2024 22:44
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evilmiera posted:I mean if they remove literally every feature except "is electric and drives forwards" there's tons of parts they can save money on Driving forward does not seem like a feature a tech company really needs to include in the minimum viable product version of a new car release.
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Apr 23, 2024 22:44
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elon said optimus is going to be more valuable than the rest of tesla combined and is going to be doing work in factories by the end of the year. it has no value cap. Hes right
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Apr 23, 2024 22:44
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a new vehicle while cutting the workforce by 20% Epic!
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Apr 23, 2024 22:45
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punished milkman posted:elon said optimus is going to be more valuable than the rest of tesla combined and is going to be doing work in factories by the end of the year. it has no value cap. Hes right I dunno, I'll have to see if he ends up being right about this. But his track record is good, so you can trust him. He's, so far, right.
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Apr 23, 2024 22:47
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Our big boy sounds really depressed right now while trying to explain how Tesla is a combination of Uber and AirBNB (and also the world's foremost AI robotics company)
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Apr 23, 2024 22:48
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the way he says inference is highly ftw
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Apr 23, 2024 22:50
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Oh poo poo, Tesla is also AWS because all the cars have AI compute
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Apr 23, 2024 22:51
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nikosoft posted:Our big boy sounds really depressed right now while trying to explain how Tesla is a combination of Uber and AirBNB (and also the world's foremost AI robotics company) depression bump 
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Apr 23, 2024 22:51
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punished milkman posted:the way he says inference is highly ftw Vaibhav needs to shut up, I want to listen to Elon talk about safety and validation instead
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Apr 23, 2024 22:52
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https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1782889281582690481 i'm going to buy one of these. for my factory. my posting factory
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Apr 23, 2024 22:57
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Definitely no M2, the low cost model will utilize 'existing' product lines, so it will be that cost-reduced 3. Not sure how you can squeeze any savings out of it, but that is why Elon is a genius and the inventor of electric cars.
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Apr 23, 2024 22:58
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just pre ordered optimus
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Apr 23, 2024 23:00
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Look for more Pepsi semis coming in 2026, which will be produced in a new Nevada factory that will be built in 2025 with cash that they don't have.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:04
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i cant wait to be jacked off in my jack off pants by a robot. the future is here
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Apr 23, 2024 23:04
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"if you ask the right question, then the right answer is possible" how does anyone listen to this guy give him money trying very hard to reframe tesla as an AI company
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Apr 23, 2024 23:05
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weird this company is sucking more than ever after launching its most anticipated flagship project, the cybertruck
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Apr 23, 2024 23:07
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oh my god i've never listened to one of these a question about how elon intends to gain 25% voting interest and he's talking about building the terminator (finally answers in a few words, if tesla makes enough money he'll do it in buybacks)
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Apr 23, 2024 23:07
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:"if you ask the right question, then the right answer is possible" I love hearing Elon telling the Morgan Stanley analyst to basically eat poo poo
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Apr 23, 2024 23:08
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moist turtleneck posted:a new vehicle while cutting the workforce by 20% if musk know how to do anything it's how to trim the fat
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Apr 23, 2024 23:15
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jesus christ literally just asked "hey do you think you can make money?" And his response is "yeah, i think so" and then seconds of dead air lmao
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Apr 23, 2024 23:16
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Dr. Killjoy posted:if musk know how to do anything it's how to trim the fat Elon just compared laying off the workers to a growing human fetus shedding its tail
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Apr 23, 2024 23:17
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:jesus christ literally just asked "hey do you think you can make money?" And his response is "yeah, i think so" and then seconds of dead air lmao Stock up 11% AH!!!
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Apr 23, 2024 23:18
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ex post facho posted:https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1782889281582690481 Imagine being rewarded billions for lying like this about everything Just amazing
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Apr 23, 2024 23:19
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nikosoft posted:Oh poo poo, Tesla is also AWS because all the cars have AI compute #cool
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Apr 23, 2024 23:19
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Glumwheels posted:Imagine being rewarded billions for lying like this about everything i think about it every day
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Apr 23, 2024 23:20
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I think we should give elon reeve musk a chance and see what he does never write off humanity's greatest lastest hope just for some web memes
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Apr 23, 2024 23:21
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this Tesla guy said they had attacks on their factories...?
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Apr 23, 2024 23:21
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:this Tesla guy said they had attacks on their factories...? the Berlin factory was shut down due to sabotaged for a few days by an environmentalist group and they also had to reroute some stuff in the Red Sea due to the Houthi attacks but who cares about supply constraints, because they are demand constrained right now zzzzz
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Apr 23, 2024 23:24
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he wants to turn teslas into a botnet for AI keeps calling computing capacity "compute," which i've never heard before
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Apr 23, 2024 23:25
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ex post facho posted:https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1782889281582690481 Funny they rush out a statement like this days after Boston Dynamics reveal their commercial Atlas that instantly ate Tesla's loving lunch
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Apr 23, 2024 23:29
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:he wants to turn teslas into a botnet for AI that's because elon founded the word compute
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