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the milk machine posted:Mechanicus Teams Musk lol
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Apr 24, 2024 08:08
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I don’t get it, last time Musk said everything was fine everyone believed him. This time, the stock tanked and he said everything is fine and now no one believes him, it makes no sense. I am a savvy investor.
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Apr 24, 2024 08:12
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/Scientits/status/1782779186064581056?t=2QCQB6BqZ616MW3Eov7Gqw&s=19 read this as incredible (and ftw) hairline
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Apr 24, 2024 08:16
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ex post facho posted:https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1782889281582690481 no word on whether it will actually do anything i'm sure some millionaire streamers will buy it anyway and run it over with the rusted remains of their cybertrucks for clicks
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Apr 24, 2024 08:44
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those people are absolutely deranged lmao. "our weakness caused this"
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Apr 24, 2024 09:03
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everyone in this thread is on the list smh
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Apr 24, 2024 09:31
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fsd always looks like it's going way too fast for the road it's on https://twitter.com/shawncarelli/status/1778407848583573684?t=iZCFve4AwMj13wCgrhMVOA&s=19
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Apr 24, 2024 12:19
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moist turtleneck posted:fsd always looks like it's going way too fast for the road it's on its called a rolling stop fsd can see there were no other cars
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Apr 24, 2024 12:38
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moist turtleneck posted:fsd always looks like it's going way too fast for the road it's on terrifying lol
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Apr 24, 2024 12:40
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in every video of a tesla it looks like it's driving too fast
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Apr 24, 2024 12:44
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thathonkey posted:in every video of a tesla it looks like it's driving too fast they always make me feel like I’m about to see someone die
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Apr 24, 2024 12:55
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moist turtleneck posted:fsd always looks like it's going way too fast for the road it's on
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Apr 24, 2024 12:56
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probably just running the wrong patch version of FSD
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Apr 24, 2024 12:59
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It's called efficiency, officer
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Apr 24, 2024 13:01
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It looks unsafe to humans because we lack the processing power and decision making skills
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Apr 24, 2024 13:02
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you can't charge a robot car for breaking the laws of man
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Apr 24, 2024 13:02
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Woke Mind Virus posted:It looks unsafe to humans because we lack the processing power and decision making skills that’s right
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Apr 24, 2024 13:10
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moist turtleneck posted:fsd always looks like it's going way too fast for the road it's on i'm the small shift to the left that avoids the telephone pole
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Apr 24, 2024 13:11
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thathonkey posted:probably just running the wrong patch version of FSD Yes this will be fixed in the next version, along with all other bugs.
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Apr 24, 2024 13:12
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Woke Mind Virus posted:It looks unsafe to humans because we lack the processing power and decision making skills Grok Teams
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Apr 24, 2024 13:19
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ELTON JOHN posted:everyone in this thread is on the list smh Not me. That's why Elon bought me this av
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Apr 24, 2024 13:32
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I want to pitch a new version of Batman Begins where the chairman of the board is the hero. He’s running a successful business when this tech obsessed billionaire shows up after being off the grid for years, plows his way through Gothams high society making enemies everywhere and embarrassing the Wayne brand, then he tries to put a random executive in charge because the executive made a cool car that can jump over ramps and encourages his risky base jumping hobby. It would be his duty to the board to stop Bruce Wayne from coming into a position of power and torpedoing the company with his constant bad press and elevation of fringe technology development with no monetary application just like they should be doing with Musk.
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Apr 24, 2024 13:46
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Hmm ... looks like if your Cybertruck gets into a fight with another car, it does not win (unlike Elon, who is ftw.) No idea why it's parked in a loading dock. Maybe to pick up a 40 lb sack of mulch? https://twitter.com/JimmyVosika/status/1782442501367820495 Aftermath:   
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Apr 24, 2024 13:53
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UFOTacoMan posted:░R░I░V░E░T░I░N░P░E░D░A░L░ Ok if the bots started posting this I would be very impressed.
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Apr 24, 2024 13:54
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that’ll buff out
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Apr 24, 2024 13:55
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Not a scratch on it
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Apr 24, 2024 13:56
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Software update
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Apr 24, 2024 13:56
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wouldve been no problem if elon was permitted to ship it without mirrors as intended (legally prevented by woke)
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Apr 24, 2024 13:57
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teamsters ftw
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Apr 24, 2024 14:00
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“If the world all had FSD we wouldn’t need stop signs.” -Elon Musk
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Apr 24, 2024 14:16
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you should have seen the other guy
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Apr 24, 2024 14:17
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Important update: the truck was loved, briefly https://twitter.com/JimmyVosika/status/1782498429521842226
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Apr 24, 2024 14:23
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lol at getting mad at human drivers Why the hell was a four wheeler in the loading dock
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Apr 24, 2024 14:27
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pink noise posted:teamsters ftw Animal Teamsters
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Apr 24, 2024 14:29
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can't believe the type of guys who would buy a cyber truck are crashing them at wildly higher rates than normal
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Apr 24, 2024 14:29
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Grey Fox posted:Important update: the truck was loved, briefly don't worry bud it definitely will not be 6 months
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Apr 24, 2024 14:32
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does anyone know if grok was trained on Woke? would like to utilize grok for some of my business projects but am concerned with regards, to woke
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Apr 24, 2024 14:55
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punished milkman posted:does anyone know if grok was trained on Woke? would like to utilize grok for some of my business projects but am concerned with regards, to woke unfortunately grok has been compromised to a permanent end by forces of woke
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Apr 24, 2024 15:05
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The people in the replies going “actually, people park in loading bays all the time at stores! I do constantly” sent me
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Apr 24, 2024 15:07
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just double park over the handicapped spots like a normal tesla owner, you idiots
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