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The crazy thing is if she just said she'd like her brother to live with them for a while so he could go to a better school, husband probably could have been convinced.
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Especially pregnancy cravings, those will drive you completely insane. There are so many husbands that can't handle a bit of solidarity for their pregnant wives.
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Hughlander posted:Can't find the link but I believe we discussed part 1 but... All of that's a pretty wild ride, but this one quote:Emma thought I would be more inclined to say yes if I thought it was her parents moving in. takes the cake. "Surprise, honey, it's actually my brother moving in in stead of my parents!" or "Bobby, remember to put on the false mustache or he'll notice you're not Dad!"?
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wheatpuppy posted:Did she think he just wouldn't notice her brother living there? Or was he supposed to hide every time OP came back from Japan? Teen son would presumably live with his parents. The parents she was trying to move in.
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Baronjutter posted:The crazy thing is if she just said she'd like her brother to live with them for a while so he could go to a better school, husband probably could have been convinced.
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Apr 24, 2024 17:31
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She was lying about life three different things at once and couldn't seem to keep them straight
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DreamingofRoses posted:As a fat person, waving food a person physically cannot eat without harming themselves but still has cravings for in front of a person is mean as gently caress. I think waving something in someone else's face that they really want and can't have is pretty inconsiderate, regardless of weight. That said, I just don't get having a total breakdown over a food craving. I've been pregnant and wanted to eat half a chocolate cake that was leftover from a party, or demolish an entire jar of pickles. And I knew it would be bad later so I just...didn't? Because I'm in charge of me? The guy sounds like a total rear end in a top hat and I'm confused as to why she decided to have a kid with someone who has probably been that selfish the entire time, but nuking a relationship you supposedly want to be in over temporary food cravings seems shortsighted.
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Cloacamazing! posted:"Bobby, remember to put on the false mustache or he'll notice you're not Dad!"? I was picturing this, but also a Mrs Doubtfire quickchange / talking to imaginary person in other room / face in cake situation so the brother can play the mother too
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compshateme85 posted:I think waving something in someone else's face that they really want and can't have is pretty inconsiderate, regardless of weight. Eh, my wife and I are on quite restricted diets that barely overlap. Both of us would desperately rather eat what the other does, really. (At least temporarily, grass is greener, etc...) If I ate what she needs to eat I'd be in the ER within days, if she ate what I did her bloodwork would quickly go out of control. It sucks but you deal with it, we basically couldn't eat otherwise. The alternative is horrible illness, death, or divorce. It more sucks from a shopping/leftovers/cooking perspective. It's tough to get the motivation to cook properly for one and not drown in leftovers you get sick of.
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compshateme85 posted:I think waving something in someone else's face that they really want and can't have is pretty inconsiderate, regardless of weight. I think it massively depends on your relationship with food in general. I have a hard time wanting to eat, so a craving is a good thing that helps me. I had work done on my teeth that meant I was on a restricted diet for a while and cravings suddenly became super frustrating. If I added pregnancy hormones on top of that, I think I'd have been having a drat bad time.
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Baronjutter posted:The crazy thing is if she just said she'd like her brother to live with them for a while so he could go to a better school, husband probably could have been convinced. I think for that to be completely above board, one of them would have to become the legal guardian of her brother. People will frequently use the address of a relative to get their child into a better school district, and it's considered fraud. Schools can and do ask for proof of residency from the parents/guardians when changing districts. That said, they probably could have pulled something where they show the school a fake utility bill to prove residency, and as long as she always intercepted any mail from the school (do schools send physical mail anymore?), her husband would have never known. The_Franz fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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compshateme85 posted:That said, I just don't get having a total breakdown over a food craving.
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Halloween Jack posted:I don't know why there's any debate over this guy's balls. It's loving stupid. I drove my ex to the emergency room at 3:00am because she had intense pain following a LEEP procedure. I didn't realize I was supposed to fall on the floor and roll around laughing hysterically 'cause her hoo-ha was sore. did she use medical terms or did she call it a hoo-ha, because saying "ouchie in my balls" reads very differently from "debilitating pain in my groin/testicles" edit: "my balls" sounds like a bad punchline PookBear fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:gestational diabetes, which requires the same sort of carb-controlled diet as for Type 1, only stricter because you can't take insulin.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The problem is, this isn't "a food craving". It sounds like she probably has gestational diabetes, which requires the same sort of carb-controlled diet as for Type 1, only stricter because you can't take insulin. If I went through six months without potatoes, butter, any processed sweet food, and beef, I'd be cranky too. While gestating an entire human being. And, at least until the therapist suggested a compromise, while your partner was cheerfully bringing home donuts and eating them in front of you. She may have overreacted now, but there was enough stress before to justify her attempting to strangle him with her placenta.
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Losing your poo poo over a Cheesecake Factory receipt is right out, in and of itself...but is it really that hard not to eat foods your wife can't have in front of her? Is not being able to order DoorDash from the couch really unbearable? Hughlander posted:Aita for leaving my wife over a computer? (Update 2) PookBear posted:did she use medical terms or did she call it a hoo-ha, because saying "ouchie in my balls" reads very differently from "debilitating pain in my groin/testicles" Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:While gestating an entire human being. And, at least until the therapist suggested a compromise, while your partner was cheerfully bringing home donuts and eating them in front of you. It sounds like they have mostly accepted the compromise proposed by the therapist, but she is being an rear end in a top hat by freaking out about a receipt in his car (come on) and he is imo being an rear end in a top hat by posting this on reddit in a way where it seems like he probably wants people to tell him that he should go back to eating donuts in front of her (at least try to understand her feelings even if the actual freakout about the receipt is dumb) If they are already doing couples therapy... just talk about this in therapy for fucks sake mystes fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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mystes posted:Googling, it I can't find any source saying that insulin can't be used for gestational diabetes You absolutely can, my wife had GD and used insulin for some of the pregnancy.
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Okay doesn't gestational diabetes sometimes last beyond pregnancy or even become permanent diabetes? Because that seems like a factor too, it may not just be like "don't eat this for nine months" but instead, "don't eat this forever." Dude needs more therapy and so does she, or their lives are gonna implode.
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compshateme85 posted:I think waving something in someone else's face that they really want and can't have is pretty inconsiderate, regardless of weight. My ex had a little meltdown while pregnant, and craving god drat Burger King cheese dip, ice cubes and strawberries. Ice and strawberries I could get but the only burger king nearby was closed, and the nearest one was like an hour away, it was late and neither of us drive. She kind of lost it a little, not in a shouty mean way, but the worse way where she just cried silently and looked like she wanted me to kill her. So I called and woke her dad up, and then we drove for an hour each way to load up on cheese dip. It's funny, when I called and he picked up he was understandably a little annoyed but after I explained the cheese dip situation he was like "I'm on my way" instantly and he pulled up 10 minutes later, still in his pj's. Good man. Anyway I think I would have tried to rob a bank if she had asked me to at that point, due to Biology I guess? I'm just happy all that was asked of me was cheese dip.
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Scathach posted:Okay doesn't gestational diabetes sometimes last beyond pregnancy or even become permanent diabetes? Because that seems like a factor too, it may not just be like "don't eat this for nine months" but instead, "don't eat this forever." Dude needs more therapy and so does she, or their lives are gonna implode.
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Halloween Jack posted:He doesn't need therapy. Arguably he needs a therapist to tell him to stop using Therapy Words to play the victim and be a dickhead. Okay, that works too. They both sound insufferable, though I realize she's pregnant and that's an awful position to find oneself in, so I give her a lot more leeway.
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the wife sounds utterly tedious. get a grip, woman
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Housing a baby in ones body is such a huge thing, that if the one who is literally growing your child inside of them doesn't want junk food around because they can't eat it, then it's reasonable to expect you be discreet and not keep it around. The fact he's trying to turn it into that he's got trauma about not being able to have access to the junk foods as a child is an excuse to keep doing this is gross and he needs to step back. He legit threatened his pregnant partner with divorce over this.
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Scathach posted:Okay doesn't gestational diabetes sometimes last beyond pregnancy or even become permanent diabetes? Because that seems like a factor too, it may not just be like "don't eat this for nine months" but instead, "don't eat this forever." Dude needs more therapy and so does she, or their lives are gonna implode. Yes, gestational diabetes can become type 2 diabetes. It's a very high percentage, too, though I don't recall exactly. Somewhere between 25 and 50% maybe.
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Holy hell, another reason to be so happy I can't get pregnant. That's horrifying by itself. Doesn't seem like a good enough tradeoff, either.
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Scathach posted:Okay doesn't gestational diabetes sometimes last beyond pregnancy or even become permanent diabetes? Because that seems like a factor too, it may not just be like "don't eat this for nine months" but instead, "don't eat this forever." Dude needs more therapy and so does she, or their lives are gonna implode. Around half of women in the USA who have gestational diabetes will develop Type 2 diabetes later in life, especially if the woman does not attempt to mitigate her other avoidable risk factors, such as being overweight, or having a high-sugar, low fibre diet. If you have gestational diabetes they will check to make sure it's gone at around the 2 month post-partum point, and then recommend you get checked out for Type 2 every year afterwards.
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:I'm going with Wonka and my mind won't be changed
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:I'm going with Wonka and my mind won't be changed CannonFodder posted:Dune 2 in IMAX with a pre-ordered Dune worm bucket Wonka in IMAX with a smuggled-in Dune worm bucket, they call it the "Chalamet switcheroo"
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Halloween Jack posted:He doesn't need therapy. Arguably he needs a therapist to tell him to stop using Therapy Words to play the victim and be a dickhead. mystes fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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oompa loompa doopa dee darraige You have no chance of saving your marriage
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Snow Cone Capone posted:oompa loompa doopa dee darraige lmfao
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So, uh, what’s a Dune worm bucket?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So, uh, what’s a Dune worm bucket? A promo item for the Dune movie was a popcorn bucket that looked like a gaping rectum.
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Girlfriend (25f) angry when I(27m) ordered myself food and wouldn't share despite her refusing to order anything?quote:This week I had a minor examination at hospital that required me to not eat for 24 hours prior to the test. My appointment was also delayed by 4 hours so by the time it was done and by the time I got home it was over 32-34 hours since I had eaten anything. I don't think after a hospital visit mandated 30h fasting session is an appropriate time for lovely tiktok tests. Er, not that there's an appropriate time for them at all
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So, uh, what’s a Dune worm bucket? A special edition popcorn bucket released alongside Dune Part 2. It looks like a sandworm's mouth, and, uh, other things  IMO they should have made it look like the gom jabbar pain box
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So, uh, what’s a gom jabbar pain box?
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Not much, what's a gom jabbar pain box with you? e: lol
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So, uh, what’s a gom jabbar pain box? not much what’s a gom jabbar pain box with you E: gdi
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PookBear posted:
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