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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2024 NFL Draft - Day 1 GDT (Round 1)
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How Many QB's "bust" out of this Class?
Whoever the Giants trade up for.
Bears QB Purgatory Continues
All of them.
None. They all become mediocre.
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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
come onnnnnn marvin

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Maye please

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Dwyane Haskins lol

* # ? Apr 26, 2024 01:31
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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 Patriots wasting no time

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 come on JJ McCarthy

* # ? Apr 26, 2024 01:32
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Canned Sunshine posted:

If he turns out great, then I'm claiming ASU gets half credit; if he doesn't, it's all LSU's fault

Well, he won the Heisman at LSU, so we did our part. :colbert:

* # ? Apr 26, 2024 01:32
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Nodoze posted:

Maye please

I'm hoping it's this

More QBs! ALL QBS!

* # ? Apr 26, 2024 01:32
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Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
Holy poo poo we are really drafting Maye aren't we?

Just loving awful

* # ? Apr 26, 2024 01:32
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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Silly Burrito posted:

Well, he won the Heisman at LSU, so we did our part. :colbert:

That's very true; guess we'll just blame the Commanders!

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Drake Maye looks like he's 12 years old :stare:

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Lieutenant Centaur posted:

Holy poo poo we are really drafting Maye aren't we?

Just loving awful

Mac attack 1.1

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 They'll take Maye, it's been the news for the past few days. Hope he's another Josh Allen I guess.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
friendly reminder

A Sneaker Broker posted:

As Always with Round 1:

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh no, Maye has a baby face?

Well still better than JJ.

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
rip drew magary

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Pats take Maye

* # ? Apr 26, 2024 01:33
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
lol the reach

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
okay, still nothing unusual

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
MIN dream scenario of a first round QB and DT still alive.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Boo that wasn't funny

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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Thank god. No Drake Maye to Vikings!

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Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
The worst pick of the draft, literally.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 good lord he loks so young

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Alright, now we're on to the part where I don't have a good feel for what's going to happen.

* # ? Apr 26, 2024 01:33
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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

 3 picks, 3 QBs! Will it be four?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Come on Harrison to Arizona and Nabers to Chargers, Daddy needs seven bucks on a draft parlay

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Oh god another white dork qb for the pats

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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Man I dunno. I don’t post in here much but vaguely follow Washington, wondering when they’ll get their poo poo together, but Daniel’s just feels very RG3
They gotta protect him and make him learn to not take contact but I dunno

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Yesssssssss another QB

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Maye has the prototypical Patriots QB face, very punchable

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
What’s with all the pig things for commanders

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Yeah, Pats gonna get back to 6 wins this year.

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
alright, now mhj goes and then the questions start

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 343

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Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
The pats have a type.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Man I would have taken Harrison Jr if I were Washington or NE

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Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

 Maye looks like Mac with shorter hair

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

Sweeper posted:

What’s with all the pig things for commanders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hogs_(American_football)

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
 I am glad the Pats didn't try to get too cute.

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Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
We will win 4 or less games this year.

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