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smoobles posted:HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT Of course he is. He was replaced with a deep-state clone months ago. Do you sheeple even keep up with the news? 
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Apr 26, 2024 02:48
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Like, if I hire a hitman to kill someone, I'm gonna get in trouble even if he later testifies "yeah, I hated that guy and would have killed him anyway". At least I would think so. Depends on how many lawyers are willing to throw themselves on a grenade for you. Get enough and you can attempt an insurrection and get away with it.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:49
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What if Trump can never die? 
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Apr 26, 2024 02:50
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Outpost22 posted:What if Trump can never die? Imagine being immortal but your body can still degrade like that.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:51
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Outpost22 posted:What if Trump can never die? That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:51
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Spazzle posted:That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. Just because every time he walks into the courtroom it's filled with the stench of a thousand graves, thick with glutinous, rotting putrescence, a foul corpse-wind wafting from the rancid rear end cheeks of a bloated, decaying husk, does not necessarily mean that he's dead.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:53
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the day people start posting trump is dead and there is a hubbub of folks flooding in to confirm no, its not actually a joke this time, that day is gonna rule.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:54
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Just because every time he walks into the courtroom it's filled with the stench of a thousand graves, thick with glutinous, rotting putrescence, a foul corpse-wind wafting from the rancid rear end cheeks of a bloated, decaying husk, does not necessarily mean that he's dead. That smell is the lawyers.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:54
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Outpost22 posted:What if Trump can never die? I thought the presidency would have turned him into looking like the main villain of mad max fury road but it seems like these lawsuits have triggered his transformation FINALLY
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Apr 26, 2024 02:54
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Renreeja posted:the day people start posting trump is dead and there is a hubbub of folks flooding in to confirm no, its not actually a joke this time, that day is gonna rule. i remember when MAL got raided, someone said it happened and to wait for the news, people piled in here to call them full of poo poo, then 5 minutes later someone posted a Maggie Habs tweet and the thread got like 1000 posts immediately
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Apr 26, 2024 02:55
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Wasn't the first word we got of the raid when Trump himself tweeted about it? Like he could have kept it under wraps but he chose to blast it to the world and make himself look as big a clown as possible? or truthed or whatever, drat it's all years ago already
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Apr 26, 2024 02:58
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This is kind of good news but at the same time satire is fairly dead and it's impossible to outdo reality https://x.com/oneunderscore__/status/1783632037640835426
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Apr 26, 2024 03:07
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Toxic Mental posted:This is kind of good news but at the same time satire is fairly dead and it's impossible to outdo reality I really want their traditional news articles back.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:12
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ONN coming back will hopefully be awesome. It was great... a long time ago.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:14
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Toxic Mental posted:This is kind of good news but at the same time satire is fairly dead and it's impossible to outdo reality Do you have more context about why this is good? All I see is that it was bought by a company that used a TheOnion trope. I bought and read Our Dumb Century when it came out and I was floored by the historical intelligence and insane volume of content. It was like someone locked every Onion writer in a basement for 18 months with a few historians and said "Crank!!!". No clue how they worked that into their day jobs.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:14
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Toxic Mental posted:This is kind of good news but at the same time satire is fairly dead and it's impossible to outdo reality Holy poo poo, the Onion News Network, it died too soon. What is Brooke Alvarez up to? Three Olives fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Apr 26, 2024 03:15
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Forever and ever, one of the top 5 Onion op-eds of all time https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-endorses-john-edwards-for-president-1819574074
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Apr 26, 2024 03:18
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Scags McDouglas posted:Do you have more context about why this is good? All I see is that it was bought by a company that used a TheOnion trope. Ben Collins seems like a pretty good guy
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Apr 26, 2024 03:18
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Scags McDouglas posted:Do you have more context about why this is good? All I see is that it was bought by a company that used a TheOnion trope. Because The Onion for the past 10 years has existed in a state of either being completely silent, putting out horribly unfunny tiktok "satire" content, and "satirical" comedy podcasts that no one listened to Even bad new ONN content is still going to be an improvement
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Apr 26, 2024 03:22
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Scags McDouglas posted:Do you have more context about why this is good? All I see is that it was bought by a company that used a TheOnion trope. Our Dumb Century was so long ago I bought it just for the headlines when I didn't really know what The Onion was and was floored when the articles were fully fleshed out instead of PASSERBY lorem ipsum
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Apr 26, 2024 03:24
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But yes truly their best work and everyone should have a copy HOLY loving poo poo MAN WALKS ON THE loving MOON
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Apr 26, 2024 03:25
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Lifespan posted:ONN coming back will hopefully be awesome. It was great... a long time ago. Joad Cressbeckler should have been President 
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Apr 26, 2024 03:26
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kazil posted:Ben Collins seems like a pretty good guy I've never heard of him in my life so I appreciate the input. Toxic Mental posted:Because The Onion for the past 10 years has existed in a state of either being completely silent, putting out horribly unfunny tiktok "satire" content, and "satirical" comedy podcasts that no one listened to 
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Apr 26, 2024 03:26
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kazil posted:Ben Collins seems like a pretty good guy At a minimum we need to be thankful that Elon Musk didn't buy it.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:31
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That would actually be hilarious
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Apr 26, 2024 03:32
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Stunning Honky posted:That would actually be hilarious We do not need another "humor" publication that just makes fun of trans people.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:34
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Elon would have tanked it faster that Twitter with his decisions, haha. Since the dawn of time, conservative humor has never, ever been funny. They always try to make it work and it goes belly-up. I think the Babylon Bee is trying so hard to be a conservative answer to the onion and they get buried as soon as they dip their toe into waters outside of the party line.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:35
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Stunning Honky posted:But yes truly their best work and everyone should have a copy Iran Has The Car Bomb
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Apr 26, 2024 03:35
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He'd buy The Babylon Bee and claim he was going to root out the woke from its writing staff in service of free speech
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Apr 26, 2024 03:35
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I'd be happy with just some more peter rosenthal reviews
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Apr 26, 2024 03:40
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://www.ed.gov/news/press-relea...-discrimination Thanks for the links--appreciated!
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Apr 26, 2024 03:40
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I was thinking he'd fire them all and get his AI to write the articles and that led to the nightmare thought of an AI publishing daily editions of the Babylon Bee to nobody forever.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:41
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Tree Bucket posted:One day it will be true. One day we'll wake up to headlines of "trump found dead on toilet" or "trump found dead in toilet" or "trump found dead under toilet" or something. Trump: The Human Toilet found dead.
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Apr 26, 2024 03:43
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Toxic Mental posted:Because The Onion for the past 10 years has existed in a state of either being completely silent, putting out horribly unfunny tiktok "satire" content, and "satirical" comedy podcasts that no one listened to Stink Billyums posted:I'd be happy with just some more peter rosenthal reviews 
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Apr 26, 2024 03:43
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Three Olives posted:We do not need another "humor" publication that just makes fun of trans people. 
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Apr 26, 2024 03:47
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Do you think trumps death will make his golf course more profitable than ever from all the people paying for a round of golf so they can piss on his grave, or will the cost of urine pool removal outweigh the potential gains?
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Apr 26, 2024 03:51
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I was thinking he'd fire them all and get his AI to write the articles and that led to the nightmare thought of an AI publishing daily editions of the Babylon Bee to nobody forever. That's the end state of the internet, right? Just B I O bots with too many fingers posting comments on SEO algo sludge while, outside, grey ashes blow fitfully around a silent world
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Apr 26, 2024 03:54
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I have a TRUMP brand necktie that I've owned for probably 20 years that I never wear but am keeping aside so that when TRUMP finally has his toilet sitting coronary I can wipe my rear end with it and make a pilgrimage to decorate his tombstone
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Apr 26, 2024 03:55
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We will never know
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Toxic Mental posted:This is kind of good news but at the same time satire is fairly dead and it's impossible to outdo reality drat. ONN was fantastic also our dumb century is one of the best books
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