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Toxic Mental posted:Because The Onion for the past 10 years has existed in a state of either being completely silent, putting out horribly unfunny tiktok "satire" content, and "satirical" comedy podcasts that no one listened to Also because g/o media is a vulture-capital fuckshit of a company that kills everything it touches
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Apr 26, 2024 04:05
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Stunning Honky posted:But yes truly their best work and everyone should have a copy
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Apr 26, 2024 04:05
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The Bible posted:That smell is the lawyers. That's not really fair to glutinous, rotting putrescences
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Apr 26, 2024 04:08
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ok, great, now snap the AV Club up and let's get the band back together.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:09
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So i hear the supreme court is giving trump immunity so that biden can then appoint and swear in 50 supreme court justices since he will be immune right>? >?
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Apr 26, 2024 04:14
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I like The Day Today, especially their 9/11 coverage.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:14
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Celexi posted:So i hear the supreme court is giving trump immunity so that biden can then appoint and swear in 50 supreme court justices since he will be immune right>? >? It's a sacred law that democrats can't nominate supreme court justices during an election year... Or after!
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Apr 26, 2024 04:17
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Laterite posted:ok, great, now snap the AV Club up and let's get the band back together. all the writers have scattered to the winds. probably mostly dead by now.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:18
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Can we also get BalloonShop back together, please?
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Apr 26, 2024 04:21
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Busters posted:Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington With the losers? 
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Apr 26, 2024 04:21
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Celexi posted:So i hear the supreme court is giving trump immunity so that biden can then appoint and swear in 50 supreme court justices since he will be immune right>? >? Yeah, but they said that immunity only applies to trump 
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Apr 26, 2024 04:24
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Buce posted:drat. ONN was fantastic I hope they bring back Herman T Zwiebel to deal with the ro-bot menace
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Apr 26, 2024 04:26
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the Dwarf Fortress thread is usually a little further down.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:29
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Busters posted:Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington maybe, unless barron can bury him on the golf course for a tax cut.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:31
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priznat posted:I hope they bring back Herman T Zwiebel to deal with the ro-bot menace I want to read more about the adventures of Herbert Kornfeld, street accountant.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:34
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Trump will 100% be buried at Mar a Lago where there’s no risk of people pissing on his grave
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Apr 26, 2024 04:34
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Busters posted:Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington You know there is no way he is doing anything but having the tackiest gilded mausoleum ever imagined built with an eternal flame at least 3 times as large as Kennedy's.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:35
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His teeth, hair, and clothes will be ripped apart and coveted as relics by chuds for millenia
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Apr 26, 2024 04:37
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Three Olives posted:You know there is no way he is doing anything but having the tackiest gilded mausoleum ever imagined built with an eternal flame at least 3 times as large as Kennedy's. The only way Trump is getting an Eternal Flame is if they stick a wick in his corpse and burn his fat like a candle
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Apr 26, 2024 04:38
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The Hambulance posted:I want to read more about the adventures of Herbert Kornfeld, street accountant. Letter opener o death! Yeah they had some great recurring characters writing columns. The down on his luck hesher guy was pretty funny too, I forget his name but his open-mouthed headshot I remember vividly.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:40
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Huge loving  
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Apr 26, 2024 04:42
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Frank Frank posted:Trump will 100% be buried at Mar a Lago where there’s no risk of people pissing on his grave
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Apr 26, 2024 04:43
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priznat posted:Letter opener o death! My favorite recurring character was terrible single mom Amber Richardson, with overly chipper (but clearly miserable) local columnist Jean Teasdale following close behind. FMguru fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Apr 26, 2024 04:43
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Huge loving Can you even afford to hold rallies there, given how much money you're pissing away like water?
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Apr 26, 2024 04:43
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priznat posted:Letter opener o death! Jim Anchower. “Hola, amigos, I know it’s been a while since I rapped at ya…” Personally, I’d like to see a wrap-up of Department Head Rawlings’ final missions and what he’s up to in retirement.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:44
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Asterite34 posted:The only way Trump is getting an Eternal Flame is if they stick a wick in his corpse and burn his fat like a candle lmao
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Apr 26, 2024 04:45
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zone posted:Can you even afford to hold rallies there, given how much money you're pissing away like water? Please see a doctor if you piss liquids other than water
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Apr 26, 2024 04:46
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The Hambulance posted:I want to read more about the adventures of Herbert Kornfeld, street accountant. Be knockin’ boots, with the shorties in the accounting department!
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Apr 26, 2024 04:47
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Huge loving  Dude seems really committed to campaigning.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:48
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honestly see a doctor if water is coming out too because it's supposed to be piss
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Apr 26, 2024 04:48
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Apr 26, 2024 04:49
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So can someone summarize the last like, 3 days of lols for me?
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Apr 26, 2024 04:51
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Huge loving THEY AREN'T ALLOWED TO CALL YOU INTO COURT WHENEVER THEY WANT DURING A CRIMINAL TRIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 26, 2024 04:51
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zone posted:Can you even afford to hold rallies there, given how much money you're pissing away like water? Gotta spend money (holding rallies) to make money (grifting chuds at your rallies) Unironically. Gotta keep squeezing the chuds to pay those legal bills
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Apr 26, 2024 04:52
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Asterite34 posted:The only way Trump is getting an Eternal Flame is if they stick a wick in his corpse and burn his fat like a candle Bury him face down and stick a tube in his butt and you could easily keep a methane fire burning at least until Florida slips beneath the waves
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Apr 26, 2024 04:53
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emSparkly posted:So can someone summarize the last like, 3 days of lols for me? d-list celebrity Donald "Jay" Trump was elected president of the united states by the people of america.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:54
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MrQwerty posted:THEY AREN'T ALLOWED TO CALL YOU INTO COURT WHENEVER THEY WANT DURING A CRIMINAL TRIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also he has been clear from the beginning that they won't have trial on Wednesday because that is his day to deal with this kind of bullshit, so I suggest not committing a bunch of gag order violations if you have somewhere you want to be on a Wednesday besides court.
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Apr 26, 2024 04:54
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I feel like when Trump dies we are going to witness the most visible “gently caress decorum” from democrats a dead president has ever gotten and I’m all for it. I would be shocked if prior democrat presidents attend the funeral
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Apr 26, 2024 04:55
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Three Olives posted:Also he has been clear from the beginning that they won't have trial on Wednesday because that is his day to deal with this kind of bullshit, so I suggest not committing a bunch of gag order violations if you have somewhere you want to be on a Wednesday besides court. I got hearings I was required to attend rescheduled because they were scheduled in the middle of finals I had to take, but I was also provably in college and didn't spend every waking moment threatening the judge, so checkmate "TRUMP" 
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Apr 26, 2024 04:57
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emSparkly posted:So can someone summarize the last like, 3 days of lols for me? Trump faced 0 consequences for anything
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