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Batterypowered7 posted:Can we also get BalloonShop back together, please? Hey! You boys quit that whippunnn ... Not on MUH watch boiiiiis gently caress it I'm going to bed, hit me with a 6er under Bad Snipe regulations
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Apr 26, 2024 04:59
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Three Olives posted:Also he has been clear from the beginning that they won't have trial on Wednesday because that is his day to deal with this kind of bullshit, so I suggest not committing a bunch of gag order violations if you have somewhere you want to be on a Wednesday besides court. Didn't they reschedule?
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Apr 26, 2024 05:01
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Frank Frank posted:Trump will 100% be buried at Mar a Lago where there’s no risk of people pissing on his grave People always talk abg game about pissing on graves etc. But look at Maggie Thatchers final resting place. Sure it might be a little damp, but it it not the pool of steaming fetid urine it deserves to be. Trump will be much the same.
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Apr 26, 2024 05:18
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Trump’s lawyer getting eviscerated by all of Trump’s appointees is such a wonderful own goal. Though, it’s gonna suck when they end up ruling in Trump’s favor 10-0 (Thomas rules in favor of Trump twice)
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Apr 26, 2024 05:21
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authoritatively stating what SCOTUS is going to rule on immunity should be a retroactive toxx, to make things itt spicy
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Apr 26, 2024 05:23
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Trump is such a narcissist and so incapable of introspection that I'd be surprised if he considers his mortality regularly. I'm not saying he thinks he's immortal, just that he rarely thinks about his death. His grave will definitely be open to the public. He'd love the idea of people coming to worship him there. For a fee of course. deoju fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Apr 26, 2024 05:33
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BrigadierSensible posted:People always talk abg game about pissing on graves etc.
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Apr 26, 2024 05:35
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deoju posted:Trump is such a narcissist and so incapable of introspection that I'd be surprised if he considers his mortality regularly. I'm not saying he thinks he's immortal, just that he rarely thinks about his death. He is reportedly terrified about dying, especially in a state of cognitive decline like his father. That is why he is so obsessed with being "the healthiest President ever" and "Acing my cognitive test". Kind of makes sense when you think about it, is there any thing more terrifying to a malignant narcissist than the ultimate loss of power, losing your mind or your death? So no, I don't think he would do anything like plan a state funeral in advance but dude won't even go on yachts because he is afraid of sharks, he is absolutely terrified of death.
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Apr 26, 2024 05:43
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Three Olives posted:dude won't even go on yachts because he is afraid of sharks, he is absolutely terrified of death. how'd he get the material for the yacht party orgy fuckstory he told all the underage/child boy scouts and their furious parents, then?
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Apr 26, 2024 05:45
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MrQwerty posted:how'd he get the material for the yacht party orgy fuckstory he told all the underage/child boy scouts and their furious parents, then? His friend had the yacht orgies, he was just telling the Boy Scouts about them because god knows why, it didn't make any less sense than the rest of that speech. I will never understand how people can be aware of that speech and not be "This dude is inane and totally incompetent for this office."
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Apr 26, 2024 05:52
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Y’all ever figure Trump might try to pull an OJ bronco chase at some point in all of this?
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Apr 26, 2024 06:32
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With a golf cart
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Apr 26, 2024 06:41
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i wonder what his exit strategy would be from the U.S...personal jet fleeing or?
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Apr 26, 2024 06:41
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Regalingualius posted:Y’all ever figure Trump might try to pull an OJ bronco chase at some point in all of this? I imagine if he loses the presidential election that's almost exactly how things are going to go.
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Apr 26, 2024 06:41
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I imagine if he loses the presidential election that's almost exactly how things are going to go. down to the cops calling him and telling him "it's all gonna be OK, "TRUMP," everything is gonna work out!"
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Apr 26, 2024 06:43
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Best lol would be him trying to fly out on his 757 and the loving thing won’t start up because he never paid for maintenance on it
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Apr 26, 2024 06:46
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lol
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Apr 26, 2024 06:50
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Let's be honest, we are not blessed enough for him to fly to the Middle-East, Russia, China or North Korea thinking it his ticket to a life of unbothered luxury and finding out.
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Apr 26, 2024 06:51
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Three Olives posted:Let's be honest, we are not blessed enough for him to fly to the Middle-East, Russia, China or North Korea thinking it his ticket to a life of unbothered luxury and finding out. He had a life of unbothered luxury. And then he decided to show Obamna what's what. lol
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Apr 26, 2024 07:28
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Will the new Onion ever be able to top Porkin Across America? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3GXJ5MGHE
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Apr 26, 2024 07:53
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Tree Bucket posted:That's the end state of the internet, right? Just B I O bots with too many fingers posting comments on SEO algo sludge while, outside, grey ashes blow fitfully around a silent world
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Apr 26, 2024 08:02
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:Yes, Hitler was more directly involved in the Beer Hall Putsch on a personal level, and yes it was better organized. Trump is more lazy, cowardly, and stupid than Hitler was. We should not be rewarding him for having conducted his failed coup with less efficiency than the Nazis. Hitler was also a lazy, stupid coward who mostly succeeded because he had more competent people around him. As the war progressed and Hitler bought more and more into his own hype he made a bunch of really really really really bad decisions (like creating the biggest traffic jam in history because he thought moving whole army groups across the vastness of Russia at the same time was as easy as moving them on the strategic board) Hitler being smart or competent is a myth that bugs me - because he, like Trump, was a nincompoop who lucked into power because people thought they could control him. IMO, Project 25 is modeled after the shadow government created by the head of SA (one of the non-racist members of NSDAP was responsible. Hitler had him executed as a socialist). In the 1930s there weren't a clean divide between fascism and socialism in European politics as the former was a very new ideology that was very fluid between social programs and anti-semitisms. An apt analogy is todays GOP where you have both Barstool Chuds and fundies who both think it's "Their Party" while it's the nazis waiting in the wing that will come up on top, because they actually have a plan they've been working on for decades instead of just getting hung up on the latest ragebait tl;dr: Hitler was really dumb too, and too many people believe otherwise. Also a subpar painter
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Apr 26, 2024 08:04
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ZombyDog posted:Will the new Onion ever be able to top Porkin Across America? If they can bring Jim back from that farm, I recon he's got about 8 states to go.
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Apr 26, 2024 08:23
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Huge loving His rallies barely even seem like "campaigning" at all. Just a couple of hours of whining and bitching about how hard his life is to the same collection of delusional cultists because he wants and needs constant attention and adulation, going over the same old complaints all the time.
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Apr 26, 2024 08:32
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BrigadierSensible posted:People always talk abg game about pissing on graves etc. 
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Apr 26, 2024 08:34
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Anders posted:Hitler was also a lazy, stupid coward who mostly succeeded because he had more competent people around him. As the war progressed and Hitler bought more and more into his own hype he made a bunch of really really really really bad decisions (like creating the biggest traffic jam in history because he thought moving whole army groups across the vastness of Russia at the same time was as easy as moving them on the strategic board) Yes, I know, the Nazis were very, very, very stupid. I still think Trump is dumber. Hitler had ideals - terrible ones but still - and interests beyond self-aggrandizement. Like Trump truly is a howling void with no internal life or interests besides himself. He's not political in any way because he lacks the emotional and social awareness for political belief. He's a fascist only by way of his actions, but not his beliefs. He's racist, sure, but in a sort of lazily passive way rather than an active and ideological one. He's simply co-opted an existing political movement rather than made or shaped one. My point is that Hitler was politically minded in a way Trump is not, and wanted to be seen in a certain heroic light that Trump doesn't really care about - Trump doesn't care why you worship and serve him, merely that you do. It's why I honestly believe Trump - the one and only time - when he says that he didn't try and order the SS to take him to the capitol during the coup; he's too cowardly and lazy to have wanted to risk leading from the front, even if it would be heroic optics for him. But yeah, Nazis were dumb as rocks and - sadly for the world - Hitler lucked out that Speer turned out to be as savvy as he was.
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Apr 26, 2024 08:36
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Catastrophe posted:Why do they have to look like such dorks? turn on ur monitor
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Apr 26, 2024 08:42
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some of these tweets are hilarious because they're supposed to be such powerful strong men, but they read like kids telling on people MOM/TEACHER, MERCHAN IS INTERFERING WITH MY ELECTION AGAIN! I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO A PARTY THAT DAY
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Apr 26, 2024 08:45
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Three Olives posted:Let's be honest, we are not blessed enough for him to fly to the Middle-East, Russia, China or North Korea thinking it his ticket to a life of unbothered luxury and finding out. My first thought in response to this was "omg an ex president defecting to an adversary would be a disaster for military intelligence." My second thought was "Never mind. It's Trump. He couldn't recall any specific information, and if he did he'd lie about it bigly."
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Apr 26, 2024 08:46
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ZombyDog posted:Will the new Onion ever be able to top Porkin Across America? They'll never top this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-9G6SJVM3Y
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Apr 26, 2024 08:47
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Apr 26, 2024 08:58
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..it don’t taste like no man mind Fuckin lmao that onion vid rules
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Apr 26, 2024 09:02
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PainterofCrap posted:You hate to see Arlington become the world’s most popular outdoor pissoir, but what you gonna do? Arlington is actually pretty rad and maybe one of the best middle fingers America has ever managed
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Apr 26, 2024 09:05
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Like when people joke "ha ha ha make trump tower Obama Public Housing" they fuckin' did that
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Apr 26, 2024 09:06
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I started watching the cult season of American horror story earlier and laffo it's about the time right after trump got elected. it's like it was being intentionally dated as fast as it could be. dude fuckin put cheetos in a blender and painted his face orange with it what the hell
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Apr 26, 2024 09:29
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Still lolling about this
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Apr 26, 2024 09:53
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MrQwerty posted:authoritatively stating what SCOTUS is going to rule on immunity should be a retroactive toxx, to make things itt spicy gently caress it I'll  Ain't no way they are granting Trump blanket immunity
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Apr 26, 2024 09:54
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If trump gets immunity he is going to kill the first black person he sees in the street.
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Apr 26, 2024 10:07
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Chocobo posted:If trump gets immunity he is going to kill the first black person he sees in the street. How you picturing this happening? Nobody's giving him a gun, which he couldn't operate anyway, and the idea of him overpowering anyone >13yo these days is pretty unlikely
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Apr 26, 2024 10:54
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Chocobo posted:If trump gets immunity he is going to kill the first black person he sees in the street. I disagree. Besides his flatulence, he's far too feeble to physically thrash someone and is hands are too small to operate a firearm. We can sleep easy Trnip couldn't hurt a fly.
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