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Drew Gooden must be reading this thread, playing all the hits about what sucks about modern cars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S7GU9lDpq8
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I've given thought to what I want to see in a modern car and it's mostly things I don't want to see and halfway through I realized this is never gonna happen, but here it is anyway: -LED headlights that are simple in shape and design with cheap and easily replaceable components. -Physical dials, physical knobs -No infotainment system. -Din slot for stereo -Overall design should be rugged and simple, meant to be easy to work on and service at home. -No absurdly large wheels with low profiles, 16" wheels is fine with a decently large tyre. -Keep the canbus system simple and engine focused. -No automatic helpers, no cameras and poo poo, just design the car so you have good visibility. The sedan shape is actually pretty good for this. Basically I want an old car, but with better safety.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:53 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I saw that too at a Walgreens. Only place I've ever seen that has you put it in upside down. I wonder how many times the cashiers there have to tell people to flip their card in a shift. I'm dumb as hell so they have to tell me every time.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 10:43 |
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I just got an email last night from Google about how they're making Google Pay worse. That second one is really something special....
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:33 |
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I just got an email last night from Google about how they're making Google Pay worse. That second one is really something special.... So they're shutting down the service without saying they're shutting down the service?
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:38 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've given thought to what I want to see in a modern car and it's mostly things I don't want to see and halfway through I realized this is never gonna happen, but here it is anyway: almost all of that stuff is bad for business sorry
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:30 |
I think it's just a rebrand at least with the app thing, and it's been wallet for a while?
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:43 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've given thought to what I want to see in a modern car and it's mostly things I don't want to see and halfway through I realized this is never gonna happen, but here it is anyway: So the trend has been for several years to shrink the rear window, because you can get better fuel economy with a more sloped rear profile. The new thing is to remove it entirely. So you want to avoid reversing over your kids? Better hope the rear camera doesn’t get dirty! https://www.engadget.com/polestar-4-first-look-when-no-rear-window-makes-for-a-better-car-150052884.html (They also break almost all of the other rules you put up so this car is clearly not for you. Or me.) Also, “[url posted:https://www.habbaspilaw.com/children-driveway-backover-accidents/“[/url]] Hippie Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've given thought to what I want to see in a modern car and it's mostly things I don't want to see and halfway through I realized this is never gonna happen, but here it is anyway: I'd like to see a car that was deliberately stripped down and simple, and was intended for people to be able to work on it. Basic fundamental safety features, but nothing fancy. Nothing fancy at all, just a fundamentally sound, simple car.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:58 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've given thought to what I want to see in a modern car and it's mostly things I don't want to see and halfway through I realized this is never gonna happen, but here it is anyway: several of these are literally impossible for car makers to implement now due to federal safety regs
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:16 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:several of these are literally impossible for car makers to implement now due to federal safety regs No infotainment system - 5 years in jail No soft buttons - 6 years
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:20 |
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I would actually like to know what of these are impossible due to safety regs?
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:21 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I would actually like to know what of these are impossible due to safety regs? For example, one of the reasons everything has a rear view camera is because the visibility has been drastically reduced from the simultaneous balancing of crash safety requirements via stronger frames and gas mileage requirements via total weight That's not to say it's impossible impossible but this was the new equation to be solved and it optimized to this solution around cost
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:33 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I would actually like to know what of these are impossible due to safety regs? More specifically, rear view cameras are mandatory in the US on new cars. Mostly to mitigate the sad statistic on murdered babies I quoted above. The one assistance system I’ve understood is actually improving safety is the blind spot warning light. Cars with those actually get into fewer accidents. Which is not true with adaptive cruise control or other drive-assist tech.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:11 |
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The backup camera is required in the US in all new vehicles since May 2018. This law was the ultimate result of lobbying by a guy that backed over his own kid in the dark (in a regular old sedan). The requirement for a backup camera means it is most sensible to use the same screen for the stereo display, i.e. no DIN. Cars are no longer simple to work on because modern fuel economy cannot be achieved without sensors and computers to control the engine and transmission. Even more so with things like hybrid drivetrains. Cerekk fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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They should put a display for the backup camera in a place that's visible when you're looking behind you and backing up, instead of making you choose which kind of poo poo visibility you want. On two different occasions my parents have had someone reverse out of a parking spot straight into them without looking and both times the driver just shrugged and said "no alarms went off". As if it was totally out of their hands. Dip Viscous fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Apr 26, 2024 |
# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:29 |
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Car designers should stop putting children behind cars
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:38 |
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Cerekk posted:Cars are no longer simple to work on because modern fuel economy cannot be achieved without sensors and computers to control the engine and transmission. Even more so with things like hybrid drivetrains. lmao a lot of modern stuff gets woeful mileage because everything is so big and heavy but needs to have some level of performance. I have a 1987 Civic that will do about 46mpg combined, engine tech has probably improved since then so why is a huge chunk modern stuff barely getting 35mpg and people are lauding it as great? Cars should be smaller, lighter, less powerful. Alternatively public transport should be everywhere because people barely want to pay attention long enough before they crash their poo poo anyway. (driving standards have definitely gotten shittier).
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:42 |
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Cerekk posted:The backup camera is required in the US in all new vehicles since May 2018. This law was the ultimate result of lobbying by a guy that backed over his own kid in the dark (in a regular old sedan). The requirement for a backup camera means it is most sensible to use the same screen for the stereo display, i.e. no DIN. There were some pretty fuel efficient cars, they did have computers but you could still do a lot of work on them yourself. Since the auto manufacturers seem to have given up on economy cars it would be cool if they just made an economy car open standard or some poo poo and each cranked out variations on some 4cy cvt garbage that you can fix yourself and get used and aftermarket parts that work on a bunch of different cars across a timespan. They could bring back DIN, just make an open standard for hooking up the camera. I don't know why I'm even wasting the thought because there is zero chance of any of this happening but it would be a good thing.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:48 |
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Hippie Hedgehog posted:More specifically, rear view cameras are mandatory in the US on new cars. Mostly to mitigate the sad statistic on murdered babies I quoted above. They're mandatory in pretty much every first-world country now. I never understood the people who vehemently hate them; they give you a much wider field of view behind the vehicle than is otherwise possible, which is particularly nice in parking lots or if you are trying to hook up a trailer by yourself. Then again, there are still people who hate seat belts and refuse wear them for whatever reason.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:11 |
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The_Franz posted:They're mandatory in pretty much every first-world country now. I never understood the people who vehemently hate them; they give you a much wider field of view behind the vehicle than is otherwise possible, which is particularly nice in parking lots or if you are trying to hook up a trailer by yourself. The last car I rented in the UK was some SEAT hatchback that had the screen for a backup camera for EU sales, but the camera itself removed, presumably to save £5 for UK sales
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:18 |
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The_Franz posted:They're mandatory in pretty much every first-world country now. I never understood the people who vehemently hate them; they give you a much wider field of view behind the vehicle than is otherwise possible, which is particularly nice in parking lots or if you are trying to hook up a trailer by yourself. It means you have a camera in the back and a screen up front, both which break easily and are expensive to replace. The screen up front means you probably now have touch crap everywhere, and with that comes another can of worms. Basically, a rear camera means your entire front console is expensive, fragile, and lovely.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:20 |
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The_Franz posted:Then again, there are still people who hate seat belts and refuse wear them for whatever reason. I have older relatives that thought seatbelts were a great idea and wore them every time they drove but then removed them from their cars as soon as they became mandatory. Sometimes "lol eat poo poo" is the only reason.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:22 |
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:It means you have a camera in the back and a screen up front, both which break easily and are expensive to replace. The screen up front means you probably now have touch crap everywhere, and with that comes another can of worms. break easily huh
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:29 |
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:It means you have a camera in the back and a screen up front, both which break easily and are expensive to replace. The screen up front means you probably now have touch crap everywhere, and with that comes another can of worms. I've literally never heard of those things breaking. I'm sure they do occasionally, but not enough to worry about.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:33 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've given thought to what I want to see in a modern car and it's mostly things I don't want to see and halfway through I realized this is never gonna happen, but here it is anyway: None of that stuff sparkles in the show room. Car are made to impress people in the show rooms. You need huge iPads and macho styling
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:35 |
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Rear cameras and dirt roads are a great combination.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:36 |
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:It means you have a camera in the back and a screen up front, both which break easily and are expensive to replace. The screen up front means you probably now have touch crap everywhere, and with that comes another can of worms. Do you have anvils for hands or something? I've never heard of a car touchscreen breaking from normal use, and to wreck a backup camera, you basically have to smash the back of the car hard enough that the damaged camera is the least of your problems.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:37 |
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kdrudy posted:I've literally never heard of those things breaking. I'm sure they do occasionally, but not enough to worry about. They're fine as far as normal wear and tear goes but cold weather here breaks them if you park outside overnight.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:39 |
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Dip Viscous posted:They're fine as far as normal wear and tear goes but cold weather here breaks them if you park outside overnight. Where do you live?
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:40 |
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They seem to be fine in up to -30 F that I've seen them regularly used in, so I'm also curious
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:41 |
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Dip Viscous posted:I have older relatives that thought seatbelts were a great idea and wore them every time they drove but then removed them from their cars as soon as they became mandatory. Sometimes "lol eat poo poo" is the only reason. I always wear seatbelts and always have. But when they went mandatory I knew it was going to be an excuse to pull people over and see what they're up to so I hated it.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:55 |
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Of all the new car cool poo poo I hate, rear cameras are not one of them. They started out poo poo with no low light capabilities, but for the past 5 years or so all the ones I've used in rentals (including my own car) have been super bright in pitch black conditions making them awesome. In the summer you sometimes get a pet spider you get to say hello to every time you back up.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:31 |
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mawarannahr posted:I've mentioned this before but it happened to me again today... those pump bottles you twist the top to open? almost none of them open anymore, doesn't matter what brand or anything. have to use pliers to hold the bottom in place and twist. does anyone else have this skill issue ? Same. I also might have mentioned it in this thread, but any package that has one of those built-in "re-sealable" Ziplock-knock-off strips? Always garbage. One of two things happen: They will never seal properly or They actually seal to tightly from the factory, that when you try to open it the first time, it stays sealed and damages/rips open the bag.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:53 |
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Or they work for about 1/3 of the time needed to finish the package and then the adhesive detaches.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:03 |
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big mean giraffe posted:They seem to be fine in up to -30 F that I've seen them regularly used in, so I'm also curious Maybe my parents have exceptionally bad luck or an exceptionally lovely car but the screen cracks every winter at around -30C. It's fine for the rest of the season after being replaced so maybe it's from repeated heating/cooling.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:07 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Same. yep. also those plastic films you're supposed to peel back at the corner!!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:27 |
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The_Franz posted:They're mandatory in pretty much every first-world country now. I never understood the people who vehemently hate them; they give you a much wider field of view behind the vehicle than is otherwise possible, which is particularly nice in parking lots or if you are trying to hook up a trailer by yourself. I think people less dislike them for being backup cams and more dislike them because they require a screen to be put in cars, which in almost all circumstances is ugly as hell. And also gives manufacturers the excuse to put in lovely touch screen controls for various functions instead of having dedicated knobs/buttons for them.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:27 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I've given thought to what I want to see in a modern car and it's mostly things I don't want to see and halfway through I realized this is never gonna happen, but here it is anyway: I want better safety! Sure thing we put in a backup camera. NO CAMERAS I DON'T WANT THAT. Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Philthy posted:In the summer you sometimes get a pet spider you get to say hello to every time you back up. This year I have one in each side mirror and one on the rear camera. Hello little fellas, hold on.
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