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• When I was sixteen years old, for various reasons, I suddenly was in charge of a 30-person improv troupe that consisted of kids ages 12 - 18. I had to make sure that all of them were included in a show, keep them from being horny at each other (failed) and keep them from self-harm (failed). Nothing that we ever did was as aggressively unfunny as this film is. The parody of the Wizard of Oz that I wrote and directed was funnier than this.
  
• GBS may actually be funnier than this movie.
  
• It contains a copious amount of sexual assault.
  
• gently caress you, Starberry Clock.
  
• I am 100 percent sure I could do the voice acting for this film better than basically all of its voice actors.
  
• The word "caca" is used often, once in a sentence with the words "Daddy" and "Grandma."
  
• Most of the main characters appear to be doing a bad imitation of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
  
• None of the sex depicted is sexy. I mentioned the Pink Floyd flower loving scene earlier and that scene is somehow more pleasant than any single scene in this film.
  
• The recording for the voice acting is tinny and terrible in a way that even other animation of its time is not. In fact the sound quality in general feels like a much more unpleasant, weaponized version of that "Powers of 10" video from the 70s.
  
• God is dead. The world is simple, miserable, solid all the way through. There is no hope.
  
• This is way after the sexual revolution and there are a ton of films that address sex, taboo sex, LGBTQA sex, etc. in a much more poignant and meaningful way, and that seems to be all the film has going for it besides style which, as discussed...
  
• It being filmed and acted like its an extended part of the Sesame Street magazine format makes it disgusting, not funny. The sequence with song about sexual positions where a fleshy set of numbers inside of an rear end in a top hat/taint turn into a rudimentary dick and jump into the headless woman's pussy, reusing most of the animation, is particularly atrocious. I hate everyone, and myself, right now!
  
• I have had to read The Cat and Hat Came Back approximately 20 times over the past three days, doing the same voice I did the first time that I read it, unwisely, making my throat sore because I tried to make Little Cat C sound like Danny Devito, and I would rather do it 100 more times than watch the scene detailed above once.
  
• R. Crumb should have been castrated before he ever got into cartooning. Art Spiegelman still would have done his thing, it's fine. The woman without a head whose stomach is a pair of lips is definitely straight out of his playbook.
  
• Seriously, gently caress you, Star!!
  
• Whenever they have to pan or zoom the movement jolts in an extremely nauseating way.
  
• Every character in the film is unaccountably miserable for an abstract sex "comedy."
  
• It seems to believe it's some kind of deep, artistic masterpiece.
  
• No amount of drugs can improve this movie, but it did make me drink a large portion of the whiskey I was gifted from work yesterday.
  
• The weird Monty Python-esque way of having real photo elements is somehow also extremely, uniquely nauseating. A lot of them seem to be doing the Van Italie "mocking commercialism" thing, but in a way that was already old in the early 1960s.
  
• The part of the movie I identified most was when the duck suddenly looks really, incredibly sad and says "You call this doing?" It's like he's talking to the flimmakers, begging them to reconsider their lives.
  
• When the pussy tank cannon obliterated the horny police officer (after he had blown a hole in the Mexican stereotype's head and screeched slurs at him) and said "Send my balls to the museum," and then the cannon's pussy mouth misquoted Humphrey Bogart in a bad imitation of him, I hit my hand against my desk hard enough that I hurt my fingers.
  
• gently caress YOU!!!