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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


HappyHippo posted:

I get like 3 words in before rolling my eyes and noping out



https://theshovel.com.au/2024/04/24/rest-of-world-offers-trump-hush-money-whiney-voice/

quote:

The world has banded together to offer Donald Trump a fourteen-figure sum in exchange for never talking about anything at all ever again.

Saying they were willing to pay whatever it takes to stop that ‘excruciating loving noise emanating from the US’, the world’s citizens agreed to crowd-fund the hush money payment to silence the former President.

“I’ve chipped in ten grand. If it means I never have to hear that whinging, crying little twatface man-baby throwing a sook again, it’ll be money well spent,” fund contributor Belinda Curnow said.

“I have three toddlers under the age of four. But there simply isn’t a more annoying sound in the world than Donald Trump whining about some petty little gripe that’s hurt his feelings. This is a great cause,” she said.

“That loving noise. I’d prefer to go to the dentist and get a root canal than have the high-pitch whine of Donald Trump in my ear. Where do I sign up?” another supporter said.

Usually hush money payments are designed to buy silence about a particular event or topic, but in this case the payment would require total silence about everything.

The fund has raised in excess of ten trillion dollars, although those close to Trump say he would jump at anything above $10k.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



I mean I think I get what he's saying? When I worked in the mountains I only showered when I was in town. I did scrub and clean the crucial areas otherwise though.

for the record, I'm a horse.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!







ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


he's right

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Frank Frank posted:

Yeah wow it’s so weird that Howard Stern asked Biden about his wife’s rear end and what his poops look like vs the normal hard-hitting political commentary Stern is known for

E: tbh this probably does irritate Trump though since he used to consider Stern a friend

its also to prove biden isnt a mush brain or whatever too.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
Still ignoring Melania on her birthday.

Whipping out new "RFK is a Democrat plant" conspiracy theories.

Also "[Republicans] are the ones taking care of women." :lol: Yeah. "Taking care" of them.





MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Lol Gavin Newscum

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Her only business is doing surgery on her husband’s wallet is a lol

God what an rear end

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
New-scum or News-cum?

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
Did I miss the sitcom that was RFK and Trump living together as the odd couple?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


This has got to be in the top five best "TRUMP" faces

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Accipiter posted:

Still ignoring Melania on her birthday.

Whipping out new "RFK is a Democrat plant" conspiracy theories.

Also "[Republicans] are the ones taking care of women." :lol: Yeah. "Taking care" of them.







Literally a week or two ago he was screeching about how RFK was the furthest left candidate that has ever existed. This is the most transparent embarrassing bullshit

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



kazil posted:

It's funny. Trump does that "read the stage directions aloud from the teleprompter" at every rally and no one says poo poo about it

This^

Biden just accidently read a teleprompter line, then laughed it off

People are acting like he poo poo on the stage or something

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

War Wizard posted:

Did I miss the sitcom that was RFK and Trump living together as the odd couple?

Yeah the pilot episode centered around Trump constantly being on the toilet while RFK wanted in, and Trump finally relents and uses his diaper only to find RFK attempting to make prison wine.

It was weird.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Donald Scump

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


Frank Frank posted:

Literally a week or two ago he was screeching about how RFK was the furthest left candidate that has ever existed. This is the most transparent embarrassing bullshit

My mom's been playing pinochle with some of the neighbors over the past couple years and it's always disheartening to hear that they're all Trumpers and talking about the latest bullshit he spouts like it's face, when I used to look up to some of them as a kid.

I'm just glad my parents weren't the type to buy into it all, but it just baffles me that anyone who's not a full-blown MAGA-type can still think he's what this country needs.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I assume since Trump is finally attacking him like a wildcat and Biden is staying silent, RFK is slotting in as an R spoiler.

Keep going, little guy.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Doesn't RFK's campaign have lots of funding that can be clearly traced back to right wing orgs?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

TulliusCicero posted:

This^

Biden just accidently read a teleprompter line, then laughed it off

People are acting like he poo poo on the stage or something

It's silly but like I've seen people 30 years his junior do the exact same thing. Going "He misread a teleprompter, EVERYTHING IS DOOMED" is insane. If Trump is going to win because Biden accidentally read a stage instruction then give up hope now because it means Trump is going to win when Biden accidentally says Cola instead of Soda.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
literally the only place I seen the Biden Pause thing is here and its from a twitter citizen """"""""""news""""""""" org that is slightly suss/moontankie.

Yveltal
Jul 19, 2022
Aside from here, the only mention of "pause" I've heard was my mom's boyfriend. He was giggling because somehow this proves incompetence?

John Yossarian
Aug 24, 2013
I guess I was being extremely naive into thinking SCOTUS would do the right thing, but I guess I was wrong. If they do decide that Trump is immune to everything, and is pretty much a god, what happens next? Do you think the supreme court will just be treated as irrelevant?

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
people were saying this back in 2020, "oh no if Biden debates he's gonna appear senile and wind up losing", sure he's not a great public speaker and he's pretty old but he did alright. Trump on the other hand was incredibly obnoxious to the point where even the CNN guys were like "this is a low point in American politics". Biden's not gonna get steamrolled by him, he hates his loving guts and is probably jonesing for the chance to tell him to shut up again on live television. if a debate happens the main takeway will be "can you really stand 4 more years of this guy"

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

kazil posted:

Very normal and healthy posting sir.


Are there ever debates this early? Seems like it would be a mistake, not because Biden would do bad, but there is no narrative yet, Trump just gets to throw trash into the air and pretend it is relevant. In the fall instead of Trump trying to whitewash his stance on abortion, Biden could say “We are three weeks out from the election and you and your people promised action and there is none. Why should aAmericans that support the right to safe, legal aborting put the guy that was entirely responsible for creating this problem back into the White House?”

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

John Yossarian posted:

I guess I was being extremely naive into thinking SCOTUS would do the right thing, but I guess I was wrong. If they do decide that Trump is immune to everything, and is pretty much a god, what happens next? Do you think the supreme court will just be treated as irrelevant?

they're almost certainly going to rule against him, the whole point was for them to take up the case and drag their feet (which they'll almost certainly do) to give Trump a chance to push the trials past the election so he can quash them. I think a lot of the poo poo Kavanaugh was doing was hypotheticals, "what should the POTUS be able to get away with", he didn't seem to be buying that Trump's specific crimes should be covered by immunity

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

– Fox News host Charlie Hurt, who adds that he doesn’t need to shower when he’s “out slopping the hogs.”

That's a rude thing to call your wife, Charlie

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Total Party Kill posted:

from wikipedia

I'm honestly not trying to shame her or anything. Sex work is real work. I just didn't think we'd still be using her porn name at this point.
you need to reconcile "sex work is real work" with "her porn name", because it is not just common but even standard for actors outside of sex work to take on professional names by which they are known and referred to both within the industry and as public figures.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

John Yossarian posted:

I guess I was being extremely naive into thinking SCOTUS would do the right thing, but I guess I was wrong. If they do decide that Trump is immune to everything, and is pretty much a god, what happens next? Do you think the supreme court will just be treated as irrelevant?

They are never going to give him total immunity. The only Justice even entertaining that idea was Alito. Likely they will either rule against him or kick it down to a lower court to more narrowly define which acts do or do not merit immunity.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Hazo posted:

I, Hazo of the SomethingAwful forums, personally invite Donald J Trump to bare-knuckle fight me on my front lawn. I will be waiting until 9pm EST. If he doesn’t show up, he is hereby to be known as a coward and a fool, and furthermore as one with halitosis and a tiny soft penis.

Anytime anywhere.

I gave him almost an extra hour. I have been waiting on my porch and he hasn't shown up. Based on his own rules, by failing to rise to a challenge sent on an obscure Internet forum, Donald J Trump is certifiably a coward with bad breath and probably can't get an erection.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
More like Kristi Noem-y goat really sucked so I had to plug it twice

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

JAMOOOL posted:

people were saying this back in 2020, "oh no if Biden debates he's gonna appear senile and wind up losing", sure he's not a great public speaker and he's pretty old but he did alright. Trump on the other hand was incredibly obnoxious to the point where even the CNN guys were like "this is a low point in American politics". Biden's not gonna get steamrolled by him, he hates his loving guts and is probably jonesing for the chance to tell him to shut up again on live television. if a debate happens the main takeway will be "can you really stand 4 more years of this guy"

4 years is forever at that age. He was an old man then and frankly too old to be president. He is now an even older man in obvious mental decline. I don't disagree that Trump's mental condition is worse. Which is why I really want Biden to stfu and go hide the oval office for the next 7 months because I'm so much more worried about an old senile Trump than an old senile Biden. It's not worth the risk.

Beyond all that, just the idea of these two old men from another age dithering on next to each other on a podium is not a good look for the global hegemon. It's a really unsettling image.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

4 years is forever at that age. He was an old man then and frankly too old to be president. He is now an even older man in obvious mental decline. I don't disagree that Trump's mental condition is worse. Which is why I really want Biden to stfu and go hide the oval office for the next 7 months because I'm so much more worried about an old senile Trump than an old senile Biden. It's not worth the risk.

Beyond all that, just the idea of these two old men from another age dithering on next to each other on a podium is not a good look for the global hegemon. It's a really unsettling image.

Biden was fired up at the state of the union address and he's been flying all over the country giving speeches and doing interviews. He made one gaffe, recognized it immediately, and had a good laugh at it. I think you might be falling for the right wing propaganda that he's a doddering old dullard incapable of speech.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

quote:

taking care of women


republicans offering the final solution to the “woman problem”

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Don barking he doesnt want to do it should tell you everything.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

kazil posted:

Biden was fired up at the state of the union address and he's been flying all over the country giving speeches and doing interviews. He made one gaffe, recognized it immediately, and had a good laugh at it. I think you might be falling for the right wing propaganda that he's a doddering old dullard incapable of speech.

I got exposed to the clip and that's it. It's not the first one either. I'm not in America so if it doesn't get posted here I don't absorb it. I also have the exact same take on it that you do. However -

It looks bad for him. It looks really bad. If you don't agree with that then I don't know what to say.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Funky See Funky Do posted:


It looks bad for him. It looks really bad. If you don't agree with that then I don't know what to say.

:lmao: it does not loving make a blip beyond the chudosphere

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I got exposed to the clip and that's it. It's not the first one either. I'm not in America so if it doesn't get posted here I don't absorb it. I also have the exact same take on it that you do. However -

It looks bad for him. It looks really bad. If you don't agree with that then I don't know what to say.

Genuine question:

Why is it really bad? WIthout the "Biden is so old he can't talk" part he... made a minor gaff, which is something literally every President has done. Bush did it often enough people made fun of him. Obama, who was a loving fantastic speaker, occasionally did things like the infamous 58 states slipup. It isn't like he froze in place like Mitch did or started speaking gibberish. He read a telepromper direction by mistake.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I want to end this derail because there's gonna be a million more of these exact same arguments this year. I'm wrong you're right let's move on.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

ImpAtom posted:

Genuine question:

Why is it really bad? WIthout the "Biden is so old he can't talk" part he... made a minor gaff, which is something literally every President has done. Bush did it often enough people made fun of him. Obama, who was a loving fantastic speaker, occasionally did things like the infamous 58 states slipup. It isn't like he froze in place like Mitch did or started speaking gibberish. He read a telepromper direction by mistake.

IIRC a large majority of Americans when polled will tell you that Biden's mental decline due to age is a serious concern for them. It's the #1 talking point the guy has going against him, and any footage supporting this line of thought seems to be pretty effective.

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Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

lmao that right wingers put up RFK jr as a spoiler and now Trump is flailing around smacking himself like rfk is a poo poo covered pidgeon stuck in trumps combover

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