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priznat posted:I don’t know who that is 
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Apr 29, 2024 10:03
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priznat posted:Why do all those child stars have 3 names?!? Could be a hollywood guild thing, they don't allow repeat names. That's how you get Michael J. Fox and David X. Cohen.
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Apr 29, 2024 10:54
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TIP posted:ok if it's not noteworthy find one other movie that starts with a full 2 minutes of production logos to do this i would have to find the experience noteworthy, which i explicitly do not
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Apr 29, 2024 11:06
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Durf posted:Yeah and Jackman goes to insane lengths to beat an obvious and simple trick, only to recreate the disappearing bird act seen at the very beginning of the film (ie the illusion of magic via a pile of dead bodies). The whole thing really is an exploration of how suspension of disbelief works in storytelling. The dissonance we feel at that reveal is arguably the whole point.
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Apr 29, 2024 11:43
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Hackers film 1995 posted:the cerveza cristal poo poo was funny and i wasnt tired of it and everyone who complained hates fun if I knew that was the golden bullet for annihilating something from this thread I would have used it on star wars or falsely claiming that Meet the Applegates is not a real movie
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Apr 29, 2024 12:06
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or like tried to use reverse overly-literal genie logic and forced you guys to post about pluto and lovely horror movies with me "think I'm done with not posting about astro boy and children of the corn 2 tbh"
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Apr 29, 2024 12:07
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TIP posted:you've probably seen him in multiple movies but the only memorable thing about him is that he's married to a nearly 60 year old woman that's refreshing tbh
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Apr 29, 2024 12:18
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I hope it's more faithful to the novel, and they do the end where the hero heroically does 9/11
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Apr 29, 2024 13:01
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Gripweed posted:I hope it's more faithful to the novel, and they do the end where the hero heroically does 9/11 Pay It Forward: A little kid gets stabbed and then heroically does 9/11 Lost In Translation: Bill Murray whispers something to the woman he loves and then heroically does 9/11 Forrest Gump: Forrest buries Jenny next to his momma and then heroically does 9/11 SeenYourPoopypants fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Apr 29, 2024 13:18
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Forrest Gump not being taught how to land the plane would be very in character.
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Apr 29, 2024 13:29
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TIP posted:you've probably seen him in multiple movies but the only memorable thing about him is that he's married to a nearly 60 year old woman *married the director of a movie he starred-in after they met on set and started dating when he was 18
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Apr 29, 2024 14:50
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Look I know we all had that sex dream about the mummy, but most of us know enough to not actually pursue such a forbidden taboo!
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Apr 29, 2024 15:03
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priznat posted:I’ve never heard that term before either, are they when both parents hyphenate the name for the kids? Often the child actors just have their middle name in there instead, dunno if that is different. Child actors and assassins.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:07
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Crescent Wrench posted:Child actors and assassins. : the john hinkley jr story
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Apr 29, 2024 15:10
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Yesterday I watched a movie that I'm pretty sure is from an alternate reality. Light of Day. 1987. Michael J Fox, Joan Jett, Micheal McKean, and a small part by Michael Rooker. Written AND Directed by Paul Schrader and featuring a corny rear end song written by Bruce Springsteen. It's such a weird movie for him to make, like it was totally outside of what he normally does. Michael J Fox (still on Family Ties and fresh out of BTTF) was trying to show his serious side, so he smokes, drinks, curses, and sports an amazing hairdo. I love Joan Jett but she is not a great actress and really whiffs on the dramatic moments in the film. All of the songs in the movie are kinda bad, which sucks when the movie is about musicians. It does get a couple of stars for some scenes shot in real honest to god smoke filled dirty video arcades.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQG-a7d41Q Time for Mufasa: The Lion King: A Star Wars Story.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:10
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Arc Hammer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQG-a7d41Q Oh boy a Lion King prequel with songs by Lin-manuel Miranda. Will the animals emote with their faces this time around?
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Apr 29, 2024 15:12
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more like poofasa
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Apr 29, 2024 15:13
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At least there’s no way it’ll be as bad as the 2019 lion king. At least a mufasa prequel isn’t a shot for shot remake of a classic by someone who didn’t understand the original Edit: gently caress there’s a fight scene with tomone and pumba, I’m done. I can’t even muster the strength to clown on it. Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Apr 29, 2024 15:14
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your hakuna fist is no match for my mattata style
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Apr 29, 2024 15:17
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I don't understand who actually likes these movies and goes to them. They're flat and boring. They suck without even needing to compare them to the original animated versions. I'm not fan of stuff like what Illumination does, but I get it. It's cartoony, funny stuff can happen, and at least those movies have some sort of unique visual style. I can see why kids like them and they make money.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:19
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Apr 29, 2024 15:22
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Nobody actually likes the remakes, but they do well based on the title they’re borrowing from an old movie people actually liked and from insecure people who feel like they can’t admit they like a CARTOON It’s why Disney was so insistent that the fully computer animated lion king should be referred to as “live action” Edit: lol Snow White. Delayed due to assuming everyone would be offended by dwarves and then when everyone was more offended by lack of dwarves took an extra year to cgi in scary monster dwarves. Snow White I’m looking the most forward to in a train wreck sense Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Apr 29, 2024 15:23
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ok if they manage to execute on this, i'm on board oh it says 'cats'. drat.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:23
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It's pretty wild there was a time when Michael J Fox was a blockbuster superstar.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:24
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Is Glen Powell AI generated? He never looks like a real person to me.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:27
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Is Robin Hood going to be a live action (or "live action" meaning a more photorealistic cgi version but still with all the characters being animals) remake of the cartoon one?
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Apr 29, 2024 15:28
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mystes posted:Is Robin Hood going to be a live action (or "live action" meaning a more photorealistic cgi version but still with all the characters being animals) remake of the cartoon one? they just round up a bunch of people from a furry convention
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Apr 29, 2024 15:33
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i like to think some disney exec was just haphazardly buying up 3d animation studios one day and accidentally acquired one that specializes in photo-realism and the lion king just happened to be at the top of a list somewhere.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:34
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It would be really funny if they did robin hood with extremely realistic non-anthropomorphic animals with no facial expressions It would also be pretty funny if they did it as a real live action movie (if you're going to make a live action robin hood movie why would you make it by adapting the cartoon version where all the characters are animals?) I guess they could remake it with an animation style similar to Zootopia which would be pointless but at least theoretically work, but I don't think that that's the sort of thing Disney is interested in doing
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Apr 29, 2024 15:40
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mystes posted:It would be really funny if they did robin hood with extremely realistic non-anthropomorphic animals with no facial expressions I want to see a studio spend 900 million dollars to recreate some $300 budget 1930s western made by dressing dogs up in costumes.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:49
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i dunno sounds like that would be pretty ruff
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Apr 29, 2024 15:50
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bitterandtwisted posted:they just round up a bunch of people from a furry convention Unironically would be better than whatever they’re likely cooking up (making GBS threads out)
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Apr 29, 2024 15:55
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If Disney wants the bigbux go the 2019 Cats route. Fursuits where 90% of characters are nude. James Corden as Nude Friar Tuck. Judi Dench as that chicken lady. Also nude.
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Apr 29, 2024 15:56
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they should remake they old video of a chimpanzee washing a cat edit: show me this in 8k imax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkviIYKjPyw
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Apr 29, 2024 15:56
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:they should remake they old video of a chimpanzee loving a frog
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Apr 29, 2024 15:57
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Jose Oquendo posted:I don't understand who actually likes these movies and goes to them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYG3unYlI9w
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Apr 29, 2024 16:00
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What the hell, Questlove is scheduled to direct the Aristocats remake.
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Apr 29, 2024 16:05
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mystes posted:I guess they could remake it with an animation style similar to Zootopia which would be pointless but at least theoretically work, but I don't think that that's the sort of thing Disney is interested in doing What they should actually do, in keeping with the original, is re-use the same models from Zootopia for all the characters but slap different textures on them.
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