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Dillbag posted:I sharted blood for 12 hours after hemorrhoid surgery 
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Apr 29, 2024 11:59
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KoRMaK posted:the aches and pains go away and you stop throwing your back out when you start to exercise with deadlifts or squats once or so a week. even your bones appreciate the loads Ask me how I hurt my back. Seems like theres easier ways to exercise than that and also less prone to injuries.
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I'm 41, fat, and colossally unfit. I have never just randomly pulled a muscle or otherwise injured myself by just doing normal movements. There was one time, some years ago, when I had a very painful muscle cramp in my lower back that made sitting down and standing up quite an ordeal, but that was something that developed over time. It went away completely after a doctor injected some kinda local anaesthetic and cortisone cocktail in there and had me take some muscle relaxants and painkillers for a few days. Sure, my knees are creaky and everything snaps and pops when I stretch, but I'm very rarely in any sort of (physical) pain.  EDIT: Just to clarify, I'm not trying to say that exercise wouldn't improve my health. I'm very aware it would and that I should do it. I'm just not gonna, because I loving hate it. Nordick has a new favorite as of 12:27 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Apr 29, 2024 12:25
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You guys don't even have gout. SMHD.
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Nordick posted:Sure, my knees are creaky and everything snaps and pops when I stretch, but I'm very rarely in any sort of (physical) pain. This is the biggest jinx I've ever seen anyone put on themselves 
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Apr 29, 2024 12:38
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The question is who stole from who. A goon complained about him here a couple of years ago because their girlfriend wrote for him and got payed pretty poorly, while he was off doing coke or something. Maybe they just started copy/pasting internet stuff, because, why not.
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Apr 29, 2024 12:41
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mrfart posted:The question is who stole from who. Norton or Whitehall?
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. This u?  How are your boners these days?
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3D Megadoodoo posted:You guys don't even have gout. SMHD. not on my watch
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NoiseAnnoys posted:Norton or Whitehall? Ah sorry, jack Whitehall. that's just what I read on these forums, claimed by one goon. Grain of salt etc...
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i was gonna say, i totally can believe graham norton loves doing coke, but he always seemed okay to me.
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Scratch Monkey posted:This u? Thanks to that picture it's gone.
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Apr 29, 2024 13:08
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Scratch Monkey posted:This u? I do not believe that guy would drink a bottle of wine or stay up past midnight. Having any kind of fun might shorten his life by minutes!
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Apr 29, 2024 13:21
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Platystemon posted:1895 deed (8) feet from the mom   Mein StudeN   Nincompoop 
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:carbs are haram explain the halal snack pack then
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*handle breaks off mug*
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"THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY!!" I love how even the dog's like "Well, that was weird..." 
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Apr 29, 2024 14:36
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This one I'm not sure I get. It just seems to be "Hey check out this guy being a dickhead"
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Apr 29, 2024 14:48
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Flint_Paper posted:This one I'm not sure I get. It just seems to be "Hey check out this guy being a dickhead" Pay attention to who she throws her popcorn at.
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Apr 29, 2024 14:51
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Yeah, I clocked that, but I assumed that they were sitting close enough together to count them as the same unit. Also, bloody hell. Throwing your popcorn at someone. Would be cheaper to throw jewellery.
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Apr 29, 2024 14:53
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She threw the popcorn at the guy the script told her to throw it at.
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Shageletic posted:Ask me how I hurt my back. did you lift too much to fast. just do it with like 90lbs on the bar, doesn't have to be alot
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Apr 29, 2024 15:50
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Tree Bucket posted:Man, this thread has me stressing about the Something Awful forums experience in twenty years time. I've volunteered in a nursing home, I think I have an idea how it'll go. For one thing, the Yelling at Game Shows and Let's Play Bingo subforums will produce over 90% of forums traffic.
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Apr 29, 2024 16:02
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I'm the guy in the nursing home that keeps trying to set up LAN parties and having medical problems from crushing Code Red two-liters.
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Brawnfire posted:I'm the guy in the nursing home that keeps trying to set up LAN parties and having medical problems from crushing Code Red two-liters. listen, brawnfire, just because you want to play duck hunt doesnt mean you can unplug tony's iron lung
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Flint_Paper posted:This one I'm not sure I get. It just seems to be "Hey check out this guy being a dickhead" I once was hanging out with this guy from one of my classes and he told me that he grabbed a woman's rear end in the crowd we were walking through and then blamed it on me when the guy she was with turned around. Luckily it was impossible to move through all the people quickly so I didn't end up in a very confusing fight. Never spoke to that dickbag again. Mauser has a new favorite as of 17:29 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Brawnfire posted:I'm the guy in the nursing home that keeps trying to set up LAN parties and having medical problems from crushing Code Red two-liters. Mountain Dew Code Blue
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Don't piss into the wind and don't backflip standing in sand.
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canyoneer posted:Mountain Dew Code Blue
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. Enjoy it while it lasts. For the record, I was still very active up until the past couple of years and I gotta get back on that because post-50 you really have to stay on top of things
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*Kramers into thread* Are we still talking about dumb ways we hurt ourselves?!?!?! One time I was at home playing on my computer and drinking a Coke. I burped with my mouth closed and I felt such indescribable pain I went literally blind. It cleared up after a few minutes so I went right back to my gaming. That's not so much an old man thing as a fun little side effect of a past injury I learned about that night.
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The category is... snow: https://i.imgur.com/vECphex.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/HOl2ZV1.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/NPlt64u.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/btYfZP2.mp4 Best for last: https://i.imgur.com/3OKPQLo.mp4
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Trabant posted:The category is... snow: Zarathos sighs and begins cursing themselves for bonding with a Minnesotan.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've volunteered in a nursing home, I think I have an idea how it'll go. For one thing, the Yelling at Game Shows and Let's Play Bingo subforums will produce over 90% of forums traffic. That's how it went for them. I legitimately think for us it might be "posting in dead gay internet forums"
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Glottis posted:That's how it went for them. I legitimately think for us it might be "posting in dead gay internet forums" Oh good I love doing that
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unfortunately I've been in retail for almost 20 years so my back and knees are destroyed from walking on hard floors all day
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Trabant posted:The category is... snow: A few years ago, I had brain surgery to remove a tumor. About 3 months later, the neurosurgeon “fully cleared” me to resume “all activities” with “no restrictions”. I made sure to clarify because I wanted to resume playing ice hockey and snowboarding. He said I’d be fine. On the first run of the day, I fly swattered myself almost exactly like that straight onto my head. No helmet though. I was mostly OK, just a bloody nose and terrible headaches for like 6 months afterwards. I told the doctor about it and he basically shrugged like you’ll be fine.
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Scratch Monkey posted:This u? Ugh like a tanned hide pulled tight over a decaying skull
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