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musk is the ultimate 'i'll make the wiki' guy
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Sir John Falstaff posted:Just certain ones that relate to Tesla. It's part of a settlement with the SEC over the tweet in which he said he had "funding secured" to take Tesls private when he didn't. Basically just means Tesla has to approve that kind of tweet to ensure it's accurate. Or at least that's my understanding. What about him saying 100% to various people he follows or yup. Is that why he does it? Are they really just alts?
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Apr 29, 2024 17:04
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do car wraps have adhesive ? would be some nice low grade lols if the glue also corroded the fallout ready steel plates, or the wraps introduced new stress vectors
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Apr 29, 2024 17:06
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R.L. Stine posted:musk is the ultimate 'i'll make the wiki' guy You have to let him because he’s partially funding the project, only to find he wrote himself into the wiki as the founder. In a legally binding way.
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Apr 29, 2024 17:14
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pixaal posted:What about him saying 100% to various people he follows or yup. Is that why he does it? Are they really just alts? The secret trick that the SEC hates. If the alt says it, then it's not illegal. Also cops have to tell you they're cops when you ask.
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Apr 29, 2024 17:17
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Krispy Wafer posted:The secret trick that the SEC hates. Sounds like the exact logic Elon would use to convince himself he knows more than his lawyer.
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Apr 29, 2024 17:24
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Krispy Wafer posted:The secret trick that the SEC hates. lol like Trump quoting Jesse Waters in order to avoid the gag ruling
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Krispy Wafer posted:The secret trick that the SEC hates. The secret is telling them you’re going to get around to it, then just not. Eventually he might pay a fine. quote:On February 10th, a federal judge ordered Musk to cooperate in the SEC’s investigation, asserting that if a date and location for the interview couldn’t be agreed upon between the parties within a week then the decision would be made for them. That testimony has yet to take place, with the SEC now accusing Musk of using “gamesmanship” to hinder its investigation.
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Apr 29, 2024 17:38
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Apr 29, 2024 17:40
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I don't know which is dumber, investors thinking FSD is going to be the thing that puts Tesla a generation ahead of its competitors, or investors getting giddy about being allowed into the Chinese market where American companies inevitably have to bail after the Chinese government massively favors local competitors.
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Apr 29, 2024 17:41
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Don't mess with...? Texla
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Apr 29, 2024 17:43
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stole it after only 2 minutes 
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Apr 29, 2024 17:54
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OneEightHundred posted:I don't know which is dumber, investors thinking FSD is going to be the thing that puts Tesla a generation ahead of its competitors, or investors getting giddy about being allowed into the Chinese market where American companies inevitably have to bail after the Chinese government massively favors local competitors. I’d take it 4 years ago, but in 2024 when all major car manufacturers and even freakin Apple gave up on FSD? It’s crypto levels of delusion here, love it
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Apr 29, 2024 17:55
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its a good thing DogCoin doesnt even water mark it so musk doesnt have to ask Enrique to download and wash all the ID stuff.
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Apr 29, 2024 18:02
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how can i become a meme contractor
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Apr 29, 2024 18:06
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Doge designer really believes being ripped off by Musk is some kind of honor
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Apr 29, 2024 18:08
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shyduck posted:how can i become a meme contractor I need you in my office at 8AM sharp, bring hard copies of your top ten teabagging dog meme commits
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Apr 29, 2024 18:09
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Why doesnt Elon just hire doge brownnoser to be his official meme lord for the low price of free.
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Apr 29, 2024 18:10
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Doge designer really believes being ripped off by Musk is some kind of honor 
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Apr 29, 2024 18:10
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https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1784942737940480081
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Apr 29, 2024 18:11
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If you've ever driven in China you'd know that hitting people is kinda the baseline so FSD will fit in fine. When I lived there I described myself as lucky because I was only hit by one car going the wrong way in the bike lane.
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Apr 29, 2024 18:14
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Yeah tentative regulatory approval in China of a scam product seems worth a few hundred million
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Apr 29, 2024 18:18
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Captain Hygiene posted:I need you in my office at 8AM sharp, bring hard copies of your top ten teabagging dog meme commits 8AM? Are you seriuous???
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Apr 29, 2024 18:19
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poisonpill posted:Yeah tentative regulatory approval in China of a scam product seems worth a few hundred million China is a scam nation, so it fits
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Apr 29, 2024 18:20
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I’d take it 4 years ago, but in 2024 when all major car manufacturers and even freakin Apple gave up on FSD? It’s crypto levels of delusion here, love it
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Apr 29, 2024 18:22
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Willatron posted:If they put a bunch of autonomous taxis on the road with nothing more than a remote camera to supervise them they're going to get vandalized and ripped off like crazy. They'll have to teach the taxis to not drive onto car carrying semis and such. I hope someone does a stupid car heist tv show where they get eight or ten taxis to drive onto a car carrier, or straight into a chop shop. Just jacking one for the wheels would be funny enough. Heck, grab like two of the batteries; because they are so heavy, but now you have some sweet lithiums to use/sell.
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Apr 29, 2024 18:22
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china no longer has the excess population to support a broader fsd rollout
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Apr 29, 2024 18:29
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Apr 29, 2024 18:45
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Lol they had that stupid belt buckle on the display Optimus at my local dealership 
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Apr 29, 2024 18:48
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Words of a man who has never once participated in enjoyable intimacy
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Apr 29, 2024 18:50
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Does anyone ever call him out on decimating Twitter's parental leave allowance when he goes on about his breeding fetish? (I know, it wouldn't matter if they did because it's just the top ten bluecheck replies on every post now. But I can dream)
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Apr 29, 2024 18:51
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lol Elon jumping on the "Casual Sex is wrong and bad" train
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Apr 29, 2024 18:55
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I just can't believe 18-20 year olds aren't making babies in 2024
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Apr 29, 2024 18:56
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Captain Hygiene posted:Does anyone ever call him out on decimating Twitter's parental leave allowance when he goes on about his breeding fetish? (I know, it wouldn't matter if they did because it's just the top ten bluecheck replies on every post now. But I can dream) Can't call him out if every reply to him is a blue checkie with a one emoji post or a crypto scam as in it will not actually load in more replies than there are blue check replies
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Apr 29, 2024 18:57
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elon musk can look at a pussy if he wanted to but he chooses to look at the future of humanity and buisness
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Apr 29, 2024 18:57
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kazil posted:Can't call him out if every reply to him is a blue checkie with a one emoji post or a crypto scam 💯
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Apr 29, 2024 18:57
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R.L. Stine posted:elon musk can look at a real human pussy if he wanted to but he chooses to look at ai generated pussy
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Apr 29, 2024 19:05
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ah yes humans, historically haters of casual sex just hated it all through history, but chaining now. very alarming
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I hope China handles him the way they handle other billionaires and irresponsible engineers. and women want orgasms now!
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