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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tbh the issue with the chocolate fountain substitutions is the viscosity isn't correct for a nice long smooth flowing fountain and instead creates blobs and splattery drops

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
A Malort fountain would work :colbert:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
proceed... but watch yourself, counsellor

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


TotalLossBrain posted:

A Malort fountain would work :colbert:

Ah yes, the fountain that smells like burning tires and tastes like your dad leaving.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

TotalLossBrain posted:

A Malort fountain would work :colbert:

It has to look like this though

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Mozi posted:

tbh the issue with the chocolate fountain substitutions is the viscosity isn't correct for a nice long smooth flowing fountain and instead creates blobs and splattery drops

Counterpoint: gravy is delicious

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

NGL, I would partake of the biscuits and gravy fountain.

Because biscuits and gravy rules.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



You Are A Werewolf posted:

NGL, I would partake of the biscuits and gravy fountain.

Because biscuits and gravy rules.

:hmmyes:

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!


The true gift of AI.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

more falafel please posted:

It has to look like this though


Champagne at the bottom has to be flat

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
I had the bourbon barrel-aged Malort when I went to Chicago last year. Man, I'll just say it didn't really do it any favors. And I'm pretty sure they used their own bourbon barrels, which didn't help (I did not try the Jeppson bourbon).

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

youknowthatoneguy posted:



The true gift of AI.

The Cursed Images Thread: Include sad emojis

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Nobody Interesting posted:

How do incels feel now, knowing they can't compete with a cartoon dog

If some Stacy is going to hook up with a cartoon dog then Bandit being the dog takes the sting out of it. Dude is a champion.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

McGavin posted:

The Cursed Images Thread: Include sad emojis

":smithfrog: So sorry we're firing you :smithcloud:"

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
The CEO's message always says something like "I accept full responsibility for this", but never mentions any actual consequences.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

minato posted:

The CEO's message always says something like "I accept full responsibility for this", but never mentions any actual consequences.

The consequence is the CEO gets a bonus.

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUx3gb0-FE

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3FDn5K2.mp4

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmfRi2Vl3JQ&t=15s

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
What should the punishment be? Clean it up. The ocean, I mean. Yes, all of it, and I mean now, sweetie.

Gath
Sep 23, 2009

:vince:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
straight to the oubliette

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



minato posted:

The CEO's message always says something like "I accept full responsibility for this", but never mentions any actual consequences.

The owner of the last company I worked at sent out two separate mass emails immediately after I resigned from my job: one to their customers, and one to their staff. Since I'd had some work done by them before I left and my work email still worked, I got both emails, and yes they were cringe as hell. Especially the one for the staff, especially right after reading the one for the customers.

I saved the full text from both of them, so I'll try to post them here when I get a free minute at the gym. The staff email is definitely cursed.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Let me guess, Florida?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

McGavin posted:

A lot of BSS posters coming in here to tell everyone it's absolutely okay to jerk it to cartoons.

I'm just saying that "jerking it to cartoons" seems delightfully quaint in comparison to a lot of horrors contained in this thread. Don't read into it further than that. I promise you I'm not coming into the Cursed Images Thread to tell everybody what I'm jerking it to (but I will tell you it's not cartoons).

TrashMammal posted:

wait, what?
:bighow:

We used to have a thread poking fun at really strange content found on DeviantArt, but it was often getting locked or trashed because people couldn't stop using it as a thinly-veiled cesspool for sharing their fetishes and farming porn from it. One person became strangely obsessed with a character from BugSnax (a game where everyone has a generic "Muppet Monster" look to them) and became notorious enough that it was often derailing the threads to be about "The person that wants to gently caress this muppet-rear end creature."

Looks like they were banned and probed and never came back.


So anyway, lemme find some cursed pics to contribute here.




MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Mr. Hands Wins Lottery!

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

Linux Pirate posted:

Let me guess, Florida?

It says "Boca Bash" which is out of Boca Raton, so yes, that's Florida. There's a news article about this particular video so odds are pretty good they're going to be identified and fined.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




Aren’t those types of bunk beds usually made with wooden planks with gaps in between? How do they prevent the wheels from going into the gaps?


He’s English, probably one of the few English men who had a sexual awakening to something other than the Cadburys Caramel bunny

Poo In An Alleyway fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Apr 30, 2024

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Add a plywood board, problem solved.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jamesman posted:

I feel like "Masturbating to cartoons" and/or "Masturbating to anthropomorphized animals" are both so normalized that it barely counts as curse.

Except it is a grown woman talking about wanting to gently caress a dog from a cartoon for babies, so I dunno. Maybe the real curse is that most people don't make podcasts about it and just keep it to themselves.

All yall wanted to gently caress the Sharon stone and Jennifer Lopez ants in Antz.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Aren’t those types of bunk beds usually made with wooden planks with gaps in between? How do they prevent the wheels from going into the gaps?


My college dorm had beds that look like that, and the platforms were solid.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


WAVY BORTS

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Mozi posted:

tbh the issue with the chocolate fountain substitutions is the viscosity isn't correct for a nice long smooth flowing fountain and instead creates blobs and splattery drops
The sausage does come out too fast sometimes, fair.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Safety Dance posted:

My college dorm had beds that look like that, and the platforms were solid.

I had a bunk bed like that when i was a kid, and i put a drum set on the top bunk. That poo poo was so rad.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

after my initial disgust, a couple of points:

1. This seems very well filmed and produced for a trash run into the ocean. There's a drone involved in the photography, apparently with full knowledge of the boat operators.

2. This is probably nothing but engagement bait.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


Not to excuse the behavior, but what's the real impact compared to building the boat, dredging the marina space to park it, and then drilling, refining, transporting, and consuming the gasoline and machine oil to run it?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



slightly worse because it still requires all that to be done plus two cans of garbage

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

TotalLossBrain posted:

after my initial disgust, a couple of points:

1. This seems very well filmed and produced for a trash run into the ocean. There's a drone involved in the photography, apparently with full knowledge of the boat operators.

2. This is probably nothing but engagement bait.

Count the cans, issue a $500 per can fine for littering, impound the boat until fine is paid.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
keel haul the lot

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Waltzing Along posted:

Champagne at the bottom has to be flat

As designed. This allows people to pick a desired fizziness level.

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