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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ilmucche posted:

I always thought space marine chapters were really small, like 1000 actual space marine dudes in the armor

And only 20 chapters so making up new chapters didn't really happen

Benagain posted:

1000ish dudes yes. Sometimes with large asterisks involving the inquisition never getting an accurate count. There were 20 original legions, the ten loyalist ones were broken into the smaller chapters so they wouldn't be as much of a threat if they went rogue. The commonly floated number is that there's roughly a thousand chapters at any one time. Because again, 40k is bad at math. But they built it with plenty of room to make your own.
Yeah, you're conflating. There were 20 legions pre-Heresy, which got broken up afterwards into a very carefully never specified amount of chapters which top out at 1000 marines each, specifically so that dudes going Chaos-happy would have the amount of troops they could drag into treachery with them limited.

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Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
The space wolves and black templars are always called out as being way larger than they probably should be, the space wolves because they have a pretty open policy of killing inquisitors who mess with them and are powerful and fight chaos enough to get away with that, and the templars because they're entirely fleet based and always on crusade so they're almost never all in one place and they can just lie.

Also let's get real all space marine chapters have at some point killed inquisitors the space wolves are just the ones who don't really care if anyone knows

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz
An in depth look at the Black Templars and how they get away with being so big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgItphyeXQ

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Most chapters have Gene seed farms. They have like, clones, specifically designed to grow the organs needed to make the space marines. Yknow the acid spit and extra hearts and testicles and such. These are impossible to really recreate using science becauae they lost it but you can basically regrow some using The gene seed of a dead space marine which is what chaplains are for. Its like apples and how you cant just grow from a seed, you gotta use grafting to get the same apple.

When a chapter is doing good enough the can basically split off to make a successor chapter which will have all the quirks of the original chapter. They just take a couple of tanks of Geneseed and a couple lieutenants to be the leaders and Bam new chapter
This allows you to, in game, to kinda make your own chapter with the rules of the original chapters.

You just say 'counts as ultra marines/bloodangels/imperialfists/etc.'

Hihohe fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Apr 29, 2024

midnight77
Mar 22, 2024
I don't know if anyone here remembers some of the fan stuff /tg/ made, but my favorite will always be the Reasonable Marines. Just a bunch of marines using common sense and logic.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Benagain posted:

The space wolves and black templars are always called out as being way larger than they probably should be, the space wolves because they have a pretty open policy of killing inquisitors who mess with them and are powerful and fight chaos enough to get away with that, and the templars because they're entirely fleet based and always on crusade so they're almost never all in one place and they can just lie.

Also let's get real all space marine chapters have at some point killed inquisitors the space wolves are just the ones who don't really care if anyone knows
Aren't the Ultramarines too big too, from a combination of Guilliman carving out exemptions for them and the whole "we're the governing body for hundreds of planets, who's gonna loving call us out" thing?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ultras have like 8 billion successor chapters which they pretend are legally distinct.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CapnAndy posted:

Aren't the Ultramarines too big too, from a combination of Guilliman carving out exemptions for them and the whole "we're the governing body for hundreds of planets, who's gonna loving call us out" thing?

I think they follow the rules to the letter, since their Primarch literally wrote them, but they have by far the most successor chapters and when the Ultramarines say jump they ask how high.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

CapnAndy posted:

Aren't the Ultramarines too big too, from a combination of Guilliman carving out exemptions for them and the whole "we're the governing body for hundreds of planets, who's gonna loving call us out" thing?

No, the Ultramarines stick to the 1k limit.

Of course they have dozens of Successor Chapters who fight exactly the same as they do and are loyal to the Ultramarines Chapter Master. So if at any point they want to fight as a Legion, they can.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Black Templars in particular looked hard at the rules, discovered that the Codex Astartes states that the hard cap of 1000 can be temporarily suspended if the chapter is on a crusade, and then declared that they are always on a crusade.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ultras marines are so codex compliant that you can and will be expelled for saving the world (well, not now that dad's back)

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Dads home and he said we can stay up late and dont have to do our home work and and and he let me invite all my cousins over so theres like a million of us having a party.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Gripweed posted:

No, the Ultramarines stick to the 1k limit.

Of course they have dozens of Successor Chapters who fight exactly the same as they do and are loyal to the Ultramarines Chapter Master. So if at any point they want to fight as a Legion, they can.

dark angels and imperial fists also have a "if we're gonna be a legion we can be a legion" policy. and blood angels are shown to de facto have one, at least to defend baal

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Having Guilliman wake back up and be completely aghast at the state of the Imperium was brilliant and is the best lore decision 40k's made

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
you need the xenos straight man, you need the loyalist straight man, but where's the chaos straight man?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

bob dobbs is dead posted:

dark angels and imperial fists also have a "if we're gonna be a legion we can be a legion" policy. and blood angels are shown to de facto have one, at least to defend baal

Oh yeah, Dark Angels and Imperial Fists straight up had secret “nah that shits dumb” clauses when they agreed to split up into Chapters. All Dark Angels Successors, pre-Indomitus at least, worked together in secret on the hunt for the Fallen. And the Imperial Fists had The Last Wall Protocol, where if Terra was threatened again they would reform as a Legion to defend the throneworld as they did during the Heresy. Which was invoked during the War of the Beast.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

you need the xenos straight man, you need the loyalist straight man, but where's the chaos straight man?

That Alpha Legion guy earlier seems close, oddly enough.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
he doesn't even have his own figurine

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
He should, he's got his dad's blade.

What is the proper form of address for something that belonged to both of your twin brother dads. But they weren't gay dads just 2 brothers.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

CapnAndy posted:

Yeah, you're conflating. There were 20 legions pre-Heresy, which got broken up afterwards into a very carefully never specified amount of chapters which top out at 1000 marines each, specifically so that dudes going Chaos-happy would have the amount of troops they could drag into treachery with them limited.

nah, there wasn't a hard limit to the number of chapters but it was stated to be about 1000 and is now much more than that due to the ultima founding

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
it was vaguely specified at 1000ish before the primaris, and now it's very carefully specified as ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

overall, they've gotten a lot outta defusing the grognard factor by diagetic grumbling. put the primaris in, peeps are gonna complain - have some firstborn in the story complain. aos is new and peeps are gonna complain - stick gotrek gurnisson in there and have him complain about these fake dawi

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

bob dobbs is dead posted:

it was vaguely specified at 1000ish before the primaris, and now it's very carefully specified as ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

overall, they've gotten a lot outta defusing the grognard factor by diagetic grumbling. put the primaris in, peeps are gonna complain - have some firstborn in the story complain. aos is new and peeps are gonna complain - stick gotrek gurnisson in there and have him complain about these fake dawi

The only reform that came with the Primaris that would change the total number of Marines in a chapter is that the 10th Company, the Scouts, are now uncapped in number (previously, they were limited to 100, same as every other company, in codex-compliant chapters). The other changes are just increased flexibility through company sub-units.

As seen in the picture below, the full order of battle of the Ultramarines before the Primaris reforms included quite a bit more than 1,000. The Chapter Master and his retinue, the company command teams, and the specialists (Apothecaries, Techmarines/vehicle crews, Librarians, Chaplains, Dreadnaughts) all exist outside of the standard squad/company structure and are assigned as needed to units. Depending on a chapter's doctrine, it isn't difficult to imagine having upwards of 1,500 Marines and still being perfectly in line with the Codex.



Edit: I counted around 1,350 Marines in the above picture, assuming all of the vehicles have a full crew inside them.

William Bear fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Apr 30, 2024

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

bob dobbs is dead posted:

you need the xenos straight man, you need the loyalist straight man, but where's the chaos straight man?
Chaos' straight man is Vashtorr by virtue of him being the least insane

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
does he even have a novel? he just features a lot in the rule splats

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

you need the xenos straight man, you need the loyalist straight man, but where's the chaos straight man?

I figured Abaddon would be the Chaos straight man since he worships Chaos Undivided and is the guy everyone rallies around.

Sure, his Black Crusade win/loss ratio is total garbage, but it felt like GW didn't want to advance anything lore wise for a long time but still needed poo poo to happen. If you need a faction of humanish beings to lose, Chaos is usually your man.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
straight man meaning, the guy to react all confused when peeps do shenanigans. george costanza says some poo poo, seinfeld gets exasperated, the exasperation makes things funny

abaddon's never confused and disoriented-seeming

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Did I miss the part of the thread yet where we talk about how cool the ark mechanicus was from the adeptus mechanicus novel trilogy? Up there in sci-fi ridiculousness with a tardis’ (tardiness?) or borg ship.

I watched half of the isyander and other dude show on the imperial navy, and while a good watch they were amazed at a 26 kilometer ship the primarchs rolled around in. The ark was over 1000km, hidden as a continental plate on a forge world. Now that’s a ship.

Also that trilogy was a good and entertaining read.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
"i have all the stc's that your entire religion constitutes a quest for lying around, but you're too fuckin stupid to have them. now ima wipe your mind", is much funnier and more depressing

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

straight man meaning, the guy to react all confused when peeps do shenanigans. george costanza says some poo poo, seinfeld gets exasperated, the exasperation makes things funny

abaddon's never confused and disoriented-seeming
That's Peturabo, isn't it? You need someone not aligned with any one of the gods so their mind isn't warped into thinking that excesses of one particular thing is just super cool all the time forever, and that means it's him, Alpharius, or Lorgar. And of the three, Lorgar's still completely bought into Chaos as a whole being super great and Alpharius is always pulling shenanigans, and Peturabo is the grumpy one. It works.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
we have surprisingly little 40k perturabo. he's definitely the straight man of the chaos primarchs in 30k, with more than a little petulant douchebag energy

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

straight man meaning, the guy to react all confused when peeps do shenanigans. george costanza says some poo poo, seinfeld gets exasperated, the exasperation makes things funny

abaddon's never confused and disoriented-seeming

...maybe Fabius? But then again, he does do plenty of unhinged poo poo, even if he is still exasperated with a lot of the forces of Chaos and the IoM.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

so I watched the Black Templars movie posted awhile back, Black Templars ar descended from the balls of Guilliman right? How did they end up being glory hound attack guys on an eternal crusade, arent Imperial Fists the OG defense gangstas?

In particular referencing the part where the Reclusiarch pisses all over the Salamanders for defending the commonfolk.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
theyre fists. descended from dorn. sigismunds book goes on at length about how sigismund goes nuts and takes the templars with him

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

ah poo poo I was gettin my big boys mixed up again

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Black Templars really are rather different from the Imperial Fists to be fair, though they might share stubbornness.

limp_cheese posted:

I figured Abaddon would be the Chaos straight man since he worships Chaos Undivided and is the guy everyone rallies around.

Sure, his Black Crusade win/loss ratio is total garbage, but it felt like GW didn't want to advance anything lore wise for a long time but still needed poo poo to happen. If you need a faction of humanish beings to lose, Chaos is usually your man.

Pretty much, though I get the idea Abaddon's record isn't meant to be that bad in-universe considering he's openly taking on the entire Imperium at its most fortified point with forces that it takes immense effort just to stop fighting each other for five minutes, and iirc said to have achieved at least one major strategic goal with most of the Black Crusades. And knowing Chaos, he might well have had success ordained by getting to the unlucky number.

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

straight man meaning, the guy to react all confused when peeps do shenanigans. george costanza says some poo poo, seinfeld gets exasperated, the exasperation makes things funny

abaddon's never confused and disoriented-seeming


Abaddon is exactly that flavour of exasperated and done with this bullshit, it's been 13 crusades and ten thousand years of whatever your loving dipshit boss told you to do today because it was step 18 of 3200 of making sure an Imperial governer 13 systems over stubs his toe, which is both a precursor to pulling an entire planet into the warp and also will get you stabbed in the back by a subordinate in 4 years time as a bit.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Pretty much, though I get the idea Abaddon's record isn't meant to be that bad in-universe considering he's openly taking on the entire Imperium at its most fortified point with forces that it takes immense effort just to stop fighting each other for five minutes, and iirc said to have achieved at least one major strategic goal with most of the Black Crusades. And knowing Chaos, he might well have had success ordained by getting to the unlucky number.
I mean, that’s a retcon they put in right before the 13th to make people stop calling him Abaddon the Everfailure, but by definition that means that explanation is canon now, so… yeah.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Ha ha inquisitor no these are Aquamarines, see how the light catches the ceramic. Yes, please write that down.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Yeah Abaddon's whole deal is can we please stop dicking around and DO something

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Strategic Tea posted:

Ha ha inquisitor no these are Aquamarines, see how the light catches the ceramic. Yes, please write that down.

They should also stud their armour with gemstones.

I actually got a bag of craft beads to use as gems for my minis. And cut up gift cards I'd bought them with to make scenery for them. And use bits of sprues to make all kinds of things Heck, the very first one I made (a space marine commander, which I still think looks rad) I got some rocks from outside for scenery. It is addictively fun to turn every miniature into their own little diorama. I should really take some photos sometime.

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