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No, I'm Spartacus
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Apr 30, 2024 03:37
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I must be freaking Sparticus then I AM SPARTACUS!
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Apr 30, 2024 03:37
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there's one guy who looks like akiva from the lonely island, but with dreadlocks fitting with them being alone on an island also I just realized there's a part a couple episodes in where he makes a rudimentary boat, and then I think when gets on it he literally says "I'm on a boat"
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Apr 30, 2024 03:39
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I found the perfect lonely island video to demonstrate the similarity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RhaURzJVis  
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Apr 30, 2024 03:45
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You should watch the show "Spartacus" if you haven't already watched it. Lucy Lawless!
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Apr 30, 2024 03:47
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I hear it's more like lucy braless what I'm trying to say is you see her tits
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Apr 30, 2024 03:49
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TIP posted:I hear it's more like lucy braless There's a lot of nudity
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Apr 30, 2024 03:50
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is the show actually good or just horny
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Apr 30, 2024 03:51
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TIP posted:is the show actually good or just horny I loved it, but it's also super horny
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Apr 30, 2024 03:52
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I mean like it's kinda historically accurate. And it's a fascinating view into day to day Roman living.
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Apr 30, 2024 03:53
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I'm learning so much today
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Apr 30, 2024 03:57
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You should watch Spartacus just for Batiatus.
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Apr 30, 2024 04:02
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TIP posted:is the show actually good or just horny It's over the top and entertaining. John Hannah as Batiatus steals almost every scene with his vulgar sass. It's like Veep, written by Shakespeare.
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Apr 30, 2024 04:03
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:It's over the top and entertaining. John Hannah as Batiatus steals almost every scene with his vulgar sass. It's like Veep, written by Shakespeare. lol THE GODS SEE FIT TO SPREAD CHEEKS AND LAUGH!
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Apr 30, 2024 04:07
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:It's like Veep, written by Shakespeare. personally I think he'd do a terrible job writing veep
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Apr 30, 2024 04:12
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TIP posted:personally I think he'd do a terrible job writing veep Shakespeare written by whomever wrote Veep, then.
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Apr 30, 2024 04:14
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There are a lot of cock metaphors.
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Apr 30, 2024 04:14
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you know if there weren't so many rules against domesticating any random animal we'd probably have a reason to stop global warming
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Apr 30, 2024 04:16
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:There are a lot of cock metaphors. There's a lot of full male frontal nudity too
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Apr 30, 2024 04:16
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Booty Pageant posted:you know if there weren't so many rules against domesticating any random animal we'd probably have a reason to stop global warming The Russians tried to make foxes a pet.
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Apr 30, 2024 04:17
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The cock metaphors are delivered with such gusto that they could be nothing but cock metaphors. Like "You want me to stoke the fire that burns me" would never deserve the same delivery as "You council to suck the cock that pisses on me!"
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Apr 30, 2024 04:24
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redshirt posted:The Russians tried to make foxes a pet. I remember reading an article about that, and one of the unintended side effects was that they got curly tails 
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Apr 30, 2024 04:25
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meet boris the domesticated fox  "[You can be] sitting there drinking your cup of coffee and turning your head for a second, and then taking a swig and realizing, 'Yeah, Boris came up here and peed in my coffee cup,'" said Amy Bassett, the Canid Conservation Center's founder. "You can easily train and manage behavioral problems in dogs, but there are a lot of behaviors in foxes, regardless of if they're Russian or U.S., that you will never be able to manage."
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Apr 30, 2024 04:36
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it's funny how many of the guys in alone have left a pregnant wife at home
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Apr 30, 2024 04:42
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what behavior is unmanaged there. do wild foxes pee in each others' mouths
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Apr 30, 2024 04:43
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TIP posted:meet boris the domesticated fox Give me an American Fox.
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Apr 30, 2024 04:45
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Cactus Ghost posted:what behavior is unmanaged there. do wild foxes pee in each others' mouths foxes have a variety of obnoxious behaviors like one day you might walk into a room and find that the fox has set up a bucket full of pee to fall on your head when the door is opened sometimes you'll sit down and hear a loud fart, and yep, the fox has put a whoopie cushion under your seat, and yep it was filled with urine
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Apr 30, 2024 04:47
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lol that on alone they made all the guys who quit in the first week come back for a mid season episode to talk to each other about what it was like to give up so fast
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Apr 30, 2024 04:51
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the guy who drank unpurified water is the one guy who's convinced himself that no actually he did a good job 
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Apr 30, 2024 05:05
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redshirt posted:Give me an American Fox. 
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Apr 30, 2024 05:12
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I could not verify the internal temps of the apple pie  , we just stopped in quick on the way to the job site + didn't want to go through the drive through with a compressor in tow
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Apr 30, 2024 05:21
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Revins posted:I could not verify the internal temps of the apple pie It's okay it happens to all guys from time to time.
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Apr 30, 2024 05:27
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I'm learning important facts 
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Apr 30, 2024 05:28
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Sweaty Gladiator melodrama
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Apr 30, 2024 05:33
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redshirt posted:There's a lot of full male frontal nudity too Finally! Egalitarian nudity on cable tv
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Apr 30, 2024 05:38
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For every naked boob visible per episode there should also be a naked wang
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Apr 30, 2024 05:39
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A butt for a butt
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Apr 30, 2024 05:39
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DorkusMalorkus posted:For every naked boob visible per episode there should also be a naked wang There is so much wang. Like just for example, there's an entire episode dedicated to this barbarian's giant wang.
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Apr 30, 2024 05:41
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TIP posted:is the show actually good or just horny The best part was watching John Hannah having a deep discussion with (his wife? consort?) on some major plot point during an orgy; they were still clothed, but there was a couple in the background; guy was double-timing this lady throughout the entire conversation. It was simultaneously hilarious and distracting. And yes, the show is extremely horny redshirt posted:I mean like it's kinda historically accurate. And it's a fascinating view into day to day Roman living. I enjoyed the show, was sorry it ended abruptly DorkusMalorkus posted:For every naked boob visible per episode there should also be a naked wang pretty sure it's close
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Apr 30, 2024 06:01
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pretty sure i gave myself food poisoning with chip dip, i have brain damage (we all know this) and i mixed up the number of months and im having a really bad time
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Apr 30, 2024 06:04
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