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chaibat posted:A few years ago, I had brain surgery to remove a tumor. About 3 months later, the neurosurgeon “fully cleared” me to resume “all activities” with “no restrictions”. I made sure to clarify because I wanted to resume playing ice hockey and snowboarding. He said I’d be fine. You are fully cleared to smash your head on things with no helmet, brain surgery goon. The consequences are your own!
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KoRMaK posted:did you lift too much to fast. just do it with like 90lbs on the bar, doesn't have to be alot I think so. Kinda scared me a bit. Now I bench and lift weights and do various exercises that seem a little more my speed. I'm trying to concentrate on consistency in working out multiple times a week atm
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Rexxed posted:You are fully cleared to smash your head on things with no helmet, brain surgery goon. The consequences are your own! Wait, that doesn’t sound good, are you sure?
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Trabant posted:
Video explains the definition of "lackadaisical"
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Robobot posted:Zarathos sighs and begins cursing themselves for bonding with a Minnesotan.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Video explains the definition of "lackadaisical"
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An increasingly rare treat. https://youtu.be/EAtvF7SYgw4
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AlmightyBob posted:like a deglove
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holy poo poo everyone should wear a helmet when snowboarding. how did you think that was a good idea?
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Snow is soft. Skull issue.
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Ice is famously soft and will helpfully cradle you if you fall down
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chaibat posted:terrible headaches for like 6 months lmao at the "just walk it off" neurosurgeon
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I am so sorry that you apparently got the Neuro who graduated last in the class 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I am so sorry that you apparently got the Neuro who graduated last in the class you know what they say D's get degrees
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Runa posted:lmao at the "just walk it off" neurosurgeon Theres not much you do for a severe concussion except stop headbutting the ground
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Video explains the definition of "lackadaisical" An effort was made
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Aramoro posted:Theres not much you do for a severe concussion except stop headbutting the ground Oh definitely, but it's just so funny. Just, being a neurosurgeon and reacting like, I reckon that was a good enough object lesson. If he figures it out it's fine, if he doesn't, well. Either he's a return customer or no longer my problem.
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Unperson_47 posted:Skull issue. lol
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. I'm in my 40ties and never had much problems. Until a few years I tried picking up skateboarding. After a couple of falls (you WILL fall with a skateboard) my body made it very clear I can't do that anymore. Bruises take forever to heal. I can still go on 15k trail runs or whatever. But anything involving falling/need for swift reaction speed, that's over.
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Tiggum posted:People are all like "once you turn 30, your body is a broken husk and life is pain" but actually I don't think you can blame age for that. Try improving your health and fitness maybe? I dunno. All I can tell you is that I'm 39 next month and I don't injure myself doing everyday activities. I can also stay up past midnight and drink a bottle of wine and still feel fine the next day. My body built my spine wrong, as a joke, so nerves get pinched much more easily. I have enjoyed a lifetime of throwing my back out in such extreme ways as:
Funnily enough those all happened in my early twenties, because once we figured out what was wrong regular exercise and stretching has worked wonders.
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mrfart posted:I'm in my 40ties Four titties?
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mrpwase posted:Four titties? forty ties.
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mrpwase posted:Four titties? 
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mrpwase posted:Four titties? Five vagànias. Maybe more.
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mrfart posted:I'm in my 40ties and never had much problems. Until a few years I tried picking up skateboarding. After a couple of falls (you WILL fall with a skateboard) my body made it very clear I can't do that anymore. For me, the turning point was a pick up game of basketball.
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SpacePig posted:An increasingly rare treat. Wow, the camera quality is way better than I remember it being. Feels like I’m right there snickering as they approach the bridge at speed.
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Once I caught on fire and exploded from making GBS threads too hard.
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ScreenDoorThrillr posted:How is he SO BAD at that
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Some dumbass drove a 1-of-1-of-500 super car like a Ford Mustang driver leaving Cars and Coffee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLvI8h9e6Yw  https://www.thedrive.com/news/watch-a-youtuber-crash-a-priceless-mclaren-senna-in-the-lamest-possible-way quote:Your standard Senna, if there is such a thing, is said to have cost around $1.3 million new. But with all the bespoke treatment on this particular example, guessing at an appraisal is a little more challenging. According to commenters on Reddit, this specific car was originally called "Kilo Senna" and was commissioned by a VIP client of the brand. It is the only Senna with that particular sage exterior and saddle interior. It's reportedly the first Senna to arrive in the U.S., as well as the only factory MSO Senna with the $150,000 carbon wheels, 24k gold exhaust shield, and OG Kiwi McLaren logo.
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C.M. Kruger posted:Some dumbass drove a 1-of-1-of-500 super car like a Ford Mustang driver leaving Cars and Coffee. Take his license and punch him square in the dick.
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C.M. Kruger posted:Some dumbass drove a 1-of-1-of-500 super car like a Ford Mustang driver leaving Cars and Coffee. Assuming the reason he wants them to take the story down is that he is trying to commit insurance fraud. Lol Lmao
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Take his license and punch him square in the dick. That’s actually a proscribed penalty for a driving infraction here in Canada.
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Bondematt posted:Assuming the reason he wants them to take the story down is that he is trying to commit insurance fraud. It sure is a good thing he didn't do this were there were several cameras filming him.
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madmatt112 posted:That’s actually a proscribed penalty for a driving infraction here in Canada. What are you talking about? We barely punish dangerous drivers for poo poo. Seeing supercars get wrecked is one of my favourite little joys in life.
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Mister Speaker posted:What are you talking about? We barely punish dangerous drivers for poo poo. "proscribed", my friend
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Nuts, I forgot one snow thing: https://i.imgur.com/8JR8FHU.mp4
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