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Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

I feel safe around daddy

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


why would you sleep with a buttplug in your rear end? none of this makes sense!

copy
Jul 26, 2007

*batman the animated series thug in a darkened warhouse* look out! the mods are awake and their mortise and tenon joints unfastened!

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Al! posted:

hes saying you take it in the rear end because you are gay, which in his estimation is a bad thing

oh thats boring lol

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
My peg is merely being used to exchange long protein strings

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


aaa-allll! take me out of your rear end!
uh, no, peg

copy
Jul 26, 2007

External Organs posted:

My peg is merely being used to exchange long protein strings

started watching littlebubbychild because of your av rec and its p funny tyvm

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

copy posted:

started watching littlebubbychild because of your av rec and its p funny tyvm

He's a good follow :hfive:

Edit:

External Organs has issued a correction as of 14:48 on Apr 30, 2024

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao bye bitch

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

uhh. no peg. *flushes toilet*

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

I see GBS was extremely normal last night

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
who must go?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao bye bitch

thank you again fluff daddy

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Grad school w kids oof

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

RIP, too tender for this world

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

thank you again fluff daddy

Fluffdaddy ftw

speng31b
May 8, 2010

lobster shirt posted:

uhh. no peg. *flushes toilet*

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

tenderjerk posted:

i feel unsafe and threatened anytime you post how you will cut mine or someones head off or w/e like 5 times a day because you are an autist creep with a 8yo's interests, no obvious external offline contacts, and a head full of rage, so i hope you are next

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a lot happened while I was asleep

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Fluffdaddy, your cheque is in the mail

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
*possessed by the spirit of smarxist* free tenderjerk

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

more like tendernuked.

Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

Interests of a child:
- pro wrestling
- horror movies
- video games

Interests of an adult:
- commodity accumulation
- explosive yields
- hating people online

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

uhh. no peg. *flushes toilet*

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Yet another w on the scoreboard for the antisemitism thread

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Al! posted:

who must go?

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Son of Sorrow posted:

Interests of a child:
- pro wrestling
- horror movies
- video games

Interests of an adult:
- commodity accumulation
- explosive yields
- hating people online

and thats just obvious

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgiyWGyJcIc

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Son of Sorrow posted:

Interests of a child:
- pro wrestling
- horror movies
- video games

Interests of an adult:
- commodity accumulation
- explosive yields
- hating people online

C.S. Lewis posted:

As a result you are already too old for fairy tales, and by the time it is printed and bound you will be older still. But some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Butter Activities posted:

Yet another w on the scoreboard for the antisemitism thread

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Son of Sorrow posted:

Interests of a child:
- pro wrestling
- horror movies
- video games

Interests of an adult:
- commodity accumulation
- explosive yields
- hating people online

mfing this

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

loving LOVE my explosive yields

copy
Jul 26, 2007

removing my moderation peg after my morning coffee to maximize explosive yields

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

Taking a break (leftistly) from my computer touching or email job for a major defense contractor to feel unsafe in the antisemitism thread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the kids are way too cool to watch pro wrestling

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Son of Sorrow posted:

Interests of a child:
- pro wrestling
- horror movies
- video games

Interests of an adult:
- commodity accumulation
- explosive yields
- hating people online

:mildpanic:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Son of Sorrow posted:

Interests of a child:
- pro wrestling
- horror movies
- video games

Interests of an adult:
- commodity accumulation
- explosive yields
- hating people online

hootington is a land of contrasts

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Oh poo poo he got a year plus. Rip tenderjerk

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cuttlefush posted:

*possessed by the spirit of smarxist* free tenderjerk

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Free tenderjerk

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

tenderjerk posted:

i feel unsafe and threatened anytime you post how you will cut mine or someones head off or w/e like 5 times a day because you are an autist creep with a 8yo's interests, no obvious external offline contacts, and a head full of rage, so i hope you are next

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJLEf_Vzwa4

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