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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/n84OuP3.mp4

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/3MXEt7n.mp4

The General
Mar 4, 2007


That's gotta be a bit, or that glass is hella fragile and RIP that dudes hand.

Impressive regardless though.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Hyperlynx posted:

I know you're kidding, but I was curious. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listerine#Composition says it's only 21%.

'For a short time, beginning in 1927, the Lambert Pharmaceutical Company marketed Listerine Cigarettes.'

lmao hell yeah

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

cleans you right out

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


Username/Tweet combo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The General posted:

That's gotta be a bit, or that glass is hella fragile and RIP that dudes hand.

Impressive regardless though.

i mean he basically slaps his hand into it trying to catch it


dudes rock

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

AlmightyBob posted:

the brown stuff was used as birth control back in the day, there were banned pamphlets that explained how women could wash themselves out after sex

Yeah that would kill the mood

experienceBeej
Mar 24, 2014

AlmightyBob posted:

the brown stuff was used as birth control back in the day, there were banned pamphlets that explained how women could wash themselves out after sex

How did… how did they gargle it?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

experienceBeej posted:

How did… how did they gargle it?

Kegel exercises.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

experienceBeej posted:

How did… how did they gargle it?

Insert the neck of the bottle, and then get a mini-mallet and Gallagher it.

People in the first 3 rows will be aborted.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

experienceBeej posted:

How did… how did they gargle it?

Whisk attachment on a Sybian.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

experienceBeej posted:

How did… how did they gargle it?

Think of buttchug but the other hole.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Paint mixer/sybian

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The origins of twerking

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
All of these posts are terrible

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Insert the neck of the bottle, and then get a mini-mallet and Gallagher it.

People in the first 3 rows will be aborted.

What if they have the plastic sheet cover on them?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Someone figured out how to reply to the entire forums as a whole:

Karate Bastard posted:

All of these posts are terrible

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
You guys realize Listerine was never advertised as a contraceptive right?

It was Lysol.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Karate Bastard posted:

All of these posts are terrible

don't sign your post history

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Karate Bastard posted:

All of these posts are terrible

Except Europa.
Attempt no posting there.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

cult_hero posted:

You guys realize Listerine was never advertised as a contraceptive right?

It was Lysol.
Good point, you use the Listerine to avoid gonorrhea

Off label gonna off label (although I think Listerine claimed efficacy against oral gonorrhea at one point)

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Ahegao-rear end Eggplant Penguin





An Aheguin if you will.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Please move that to the cursed images thread.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Judging by the ahegao on my pillow cases and bedspread, I'm not sure that's authentic ahegao. Note how the pupils are not angled up and inward, implying a virtual point of convergence representing ecstasy in the mind's eye of the ahegao-er. Also, no tongue or drool. I think what we have here is a conventional stoner penguin with red eyes and dim grin from all the cannabis-smoking.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Insert the neck of the bottle, and then get a mini-mallet and Gallagher it.

People in the first 3 rows will be aborted.

As Listerine was still sold in glass bottles when Gallagher’s career peaked, this would have ended up differently from what you probably expect

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lobok posted:

Judging by the ahegao on my pillow cases and bedspread, I'm not sure that's authentic ahegao. Note how the pupils are not angled up and inward, implying a virtual point of convergence representing ecstasy in the mind's eye of the ahegao-er. Also, no tongue or drool. I think what we have here is a conventional stoner penguin with red eyes and dim grin from all the cannabis-smoking.

A King Dedede drooling at best

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

root beer posted:

As Listerine was still sold in glass bottles when Gallagher’s career peaked, this would have ended up differently from what you probably expect

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Except Europa.
Attempt no posting there.

:golfclap:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



dog nougat posted:

Ahegao-rear end Eggplant Penguin





That's not even remotely ahegao.

He's high AF.

Good weed will render your brain an eggplant, so it tracks.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Saw that Brown listerine and thought instantly thats a great way to hide my whiskey.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hiding whiskey seems like a fun pastime.

Brake fluid? Nope, whiskey? Piss jug? No, whiskey. Actual piss in toilet? Also no

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Throw some ice cold brown listerine into a nice bong with some ice.

You can thank me later, possibly from the ER!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Just taking swigs from a Listerine bottle sitting in the audience at a wedding

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

The Demilich posted:

Throw some ice cold brown listerine into a nice bong with some ice.

You can thank me later, possibly from the ER!

That does make me wonder. You reckon if you used high-proof alcohol instead of water in a bong, it'd stay burning when you light the bowl?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
that brown listerine loving burned as well

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

cult_hero posted:

You guys realize Listerine was never advertised as a contraceptive right?

It was Lysol.

Yup yup yup. Postcoital douching was better than nothing (less than 50% effective) but not as scandalous or sinful as more effective contraceptives, so “feminine hygiene” became a wink-wink-nudge-nudge phrase for birth control.











Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
wash the cum out of your loving vagina and your husband will love you more

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Busket Posket posted:

Yup yup yup. Postcoital douching was better than nothing (less than 50% effective) but not as scandalous or sinful as more effective contraceptives, so “feminine hygiene” became a wink-wink-nudge-nudge phrase for birth control.













:stare:

"CARELESS or ignorant ABOUT FEMININE HYGIENE"

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