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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
In the 50s the two greatest enemies to America were communists and STANK

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Scratch Monkey posted:

In the 50s the two greatest enemies to America were communists and STANK

widespread terror of the Red Menace; also lots of worrying about communism

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And the constant hovering fear that your gross-rear end abusive husband will divorce you and leave you without a means of support because YOU didn't buy the right products to keep yourself from being so disgusting he had to "stay downtown" most nights a week

Wait that isn't a lol

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ladies, give yourself a cleansing vagenema with new Lysol!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Data Graham posted:

Wait that isn't a lol

Might have been funny to them though, somewhere between their late morning Benzedrine and their lunchtime Benzedrine.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

WOMEN
(meaning vagina-havers)

You are NATURALLY DISGUSTING!

He came inside you once, giving you value temporarily. Make sure he keeps doing it!!

CLEAN YOUR SHAMEFUL CATCHER’S MITT





and further misogyny and terrible ideas about gender etc you get it

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Some memes really are timeless

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The Sean
Apr 17, 2005

Am I handsome now?


ol qwerty bastard posted:

Some memes really are timeless



how would he even know?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

The Sean posted:

how would he even know?

he cant smell them

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Gentlemen, get her some pine-scented Lysol douche, for when you don’t want to put the gin and tonic down just because she’s being ravenous

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Lysol seems like it would really sting if you squirted some up yourself.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Them folks were freaky back in the day

Mario Yesyes
Oct 30, 2012

Her whole life really went downhill after she married I.J. Miggs.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I would have flushed my vajayjay with the contents of my hubby's minibar, can't go wrong with the smells of his favourite drinks

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Every body loves a dry VJ after it's been disinfected, right?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


:allbuttons:

I'm now curious if old Lysol was even more carcinogenic than it is today

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Errbody loves the smoked out crater of the ole whiskey vajayjay

Same with bung, to note

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
PYF Funny Pictures: Lysol seems like it would really sting if you squirted some up yourself.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Every body loves a dry VJ after it's been disinfected, right?

The ad agencies were very carefully dog whistling that Lysol douches could be used for birth control, because back then they were.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Potato Salad posted:

:allbuttons:

I'm now curious if old Lysol was even more carcinogenic than it is today

No need to worry, friend! The cresols used in early Lysol weren’t carcinogenic. They were just highly caustic, breaking down flesh on a molecular level! If used often enough, cresol absorption through the cha-cha could lead to kidney and liver damage, constant pain and fatigue, as well as psychological effects like anxiety and depression! But no cancer, and no marriage-wrecking odor :tipshat:


The most popular brand of douche was Lysol—an antiseptic soap whose pre-1953 formula contained cresol, a phenol compound reported in some cases to cause inflammation, burning, and even death. By 1911 doctors had recorded 193 Lysol poisonings and five deaths from uterine irrigation. Despite reports to the contrary, Lysol was aggressively marketed to women as safe and gentle.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Every body loves a dry VJ after it's been disinfected, right?

none of that disgusting slippery mucous for my husband

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

none of that disgusting slippery mucous for my husband

Nice to see you posting here Mrs Shapiro

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007

freeedr posted:

WOMEN
(meaning vagina-havers)

You are NATURALLY DISGUSTING!

He came inside you once, giving you value temporarily. Make sure he keeps doing it!!

CLEAN YOUR SHAMEFUL CATCHER’S MITT





and further misogyny and terrible ideas about gender etc you get it

For god´s sake, sort yourselves out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85HT4Om6JT4

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



The Sean posted:

how would he even know?

The Stank™

LookieLoo
Feb 10, 2011

Y'all ever drop toothpaste on your dick? Imagine just squeezing the tube right up there!
Just because you can't support yourself anymore through no fault of your own.

It's refreshing...

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Lysol vagina is just a counterpart to whisky dick

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

LookieLoo posted:

Y'all ever drop toothpaste on your dick? ...

Negative.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

LookieLoo posted:

Y'all ever drop toothpaste on your dick? Imagine just squeezing the tube right up there!
Just because you can't support yourself anymore through no fault of your own.

It's refreshing...

On??

No.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated › PYF Funny Pictures: Y'all ever drop toothpaste on your dick?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It wasn't exactly toothpaste, and it wasn't exactly my dick, but yeah

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

It wasn't exactly toothpaste, and it wasn't exactly my dick, but yeah

It's always hard to know exactly when you're dealing with quantum effects yeah

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bro, why do you keep doing that with my toothpaste? You didn't "drop" it, man. I know a loving nurdle when I see one.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Whose dick is it anyway?

A metaphysical bdsm question

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Busket Posket posted:

No need to worry, friend! The cresols used in early Lysol weren’t carcinogenic. They were just highly caustic, breaking down flesh on a molecular level! If used often enough, cresol absorption through the cha-cha could lead to kidney and liver damage, constant pain and fatigue, as well as psychological effects like anxiety and depression! But no cancer, and no marriage-wrecking odor :tipshat:


The most popular brand of douche was Lysol—an antiseptic soap whose pre-1953 formula contained cresol, a phenol compound reported in some cases to cause inflammation, burning, and even death. By 1911 doctors had recorded 193 Lysol poisonings and five deaths from uterine irrigation. Despite reports to the contrary, Lysol was aggressively marketed to women as safe and gentle.

As an antiseptic it probably killed a bunch of bacteria and upset the biome balance, causing yeast infections and the very stank you were hoping to cure!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Plot twist: the Tesla autopilot turns off one second before impact so you're always at fault at an accident.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

The Boer wouldn’t pay any fines anyway, he will not see any repercussions for what he does or does not do

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Some memes really are timeless



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Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

Elon will be issued a fine, but he won't pay it and no one will attempt to enforce it. He will still complain about it for the next seven years.

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