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# ? May 1, 2024 22:46 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:58 |
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how is your mom by the way
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# ? May 1, 2024 22:55 |
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I like my holes without mysteries thank you laid bare, so to say
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:10 |
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I am coming in here to defend dropping toothpaste on your dick. Sometimes I brush my teeth in the shower and I use too much toothpaste and a bit drips off while I brush and my dick is out there. It can happen to anyone.
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:19 |
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kiminewt posted:I am coming in here to defend dropping toothpaste on your dick. if you want to simulate having a UTI just use dr bronner's peppermint soap
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:23 |
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canyoneer posted:if you want to simulate having a UTI just use dr bronner's peppermint soap I bought this by accident last year. It's a real surprise!
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:24 |
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kiminewt posted:I am coming in here to defend dropping toothpaste on your dick. Toothpaste? On MY dick? It’s more likely than you think.
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:33 |
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Fellas you don't have to pretend to drop toothpaste on your dick. You are adults, you are allowed to purposely put toothpaste on your dick
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:36 |
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kazil posted:Fellas you don't have to pretend to drop toothpaste on your dick. You are adults, you are allowed to purposely put toothpaste on your dick Or gently caress the tube.
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:41 |
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Nfcknblvbl posted:I bought this by accident last year. It's a real surprise! When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:51 |
They sell dickpaste separately. No need to get all lifehacks
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:54 |
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Leon Sumbitches posted:When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport The religious creed on the side of the bottle is odd, but Newport rear end-feel is worth it.
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:59 |
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Really should have installed brakes on those cars I guess.
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:02 |
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:The religious creed on the side of the bottle is odd, but Newport rear end-feel is worth it. First paragraph in Dr Bronner's "history" section in wikipedia is extremely heavy
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:03 |
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One man's search for meaning is another man's search for soap which promotes world peace
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:17 |
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:The religious creed on the side of the bottle is odd, but Newport rear end-feel is worth it. Occasionally I am reminded that america is not just my country but with fewer marsupials and more guns.
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:17 |
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Leon Sumbitches posted:When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport Alive with flavor!
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:26 |
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This is why I call my rear end Flavor Country. Welcome to it.
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:29 |
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kiimo posted:This is why I call my rear end Flavor Country.
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:54 |
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canyoneer posted:First paragraph in Dr Bronner's "history" section in wikipedia is extremely heavy There's, uh, multiple paragraphs that fit that description
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:08 |
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Lobok posted:Bro, why do you keep doing that with my toothpaste? You didn't "drop" it, man. I know a loving nurdle when I see one. ... a hypodemic nurdle?
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:46 |
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Leon Sumbitches posted:When I clean my butt with Bronner's, it feels like my rear end in a top hat just smoked a Newport I like their soaps, especially the peppermint and the citrus. My dog loves the smell of the soaps too, he'll drag washcloths out of the laundry bin just so he can rub his neck in the aroma. They have good chocolate too. https://www.drbronner.com/
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:50 |
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Unkempt posted:... a hypodemic nurdle? Are you somehow against all odds referencing the 1983 film Bog? Sheriff Rydholm: "Maybe I'm dense, but what kinda thing would have a hypodemic nerdle for a mouth?"
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:58 |
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Eucalyptus>Almond>Peppermint>No Flavor>Other Dr. Bronner
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:09 |
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Lobok posted:Are you somehow against all odds referencing the 1983 film Bog? Could we have a Dracula running loose out there?
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:12 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Some memes really are timeless "She don't smell like low tide!" counterpoint:
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:20 |
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That toilet should mind his own business
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:42 |
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Soul Dentist posted:Eucalyptus>Almond>Peppermint>No Flavor>Other Dr. Bronner It is crazy to besmirch rose and lavender like this Also I want to take this opportunity to remind people that Dr. bronners pure Castile soap is about 4x as concentrated as other consumer soaps, do your skin a favor and dilute it before using it on your body. It's also an excellent choice for cleaning paintbrushes
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:44 |
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DILUTE! DILUTE! DILUTE!
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:50 |
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Rubber Chicken posted:That toilet should mind his own business He's a spokesperson for decency you hog
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:55 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Or gently caress the tube. buddy,
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:04 |
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Heath posted:He's a spokesperson for decency you hog Toilet account spotted
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:17 |
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:It's also an excellent choice for cleaning paintbrushes
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:18 |
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Rubber Chicken posted:That toilet should mind his own business I'm pretty sure he is. E: he's in the piss and poo poo business, paper is right in his wheelhouse
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# ? May 2, 2024 04:01 |
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Tommy Toilet sez: poo poo in my mouth!
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# ? May 2, 2024 06:59 |
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Just lol at you freaks washing with overperfumed and over flavoured soaps that cause you physical pain from the chemicals. I use a dry loofah and sand out in the yard as god intended.
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:02 |
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I am groomed daily by small birds that venture into my crevices
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:21 |
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PainterofCrap posted:"She don't smell like low tide!" Standing wiper heresy spotted
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# ? May 2, 2024 08:37 |
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Twice a week?
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# ? May 2, 2024 09:25 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:58 |
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I'm a small bird that lives in a crevice
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