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# ? May 1, 2024 05:31 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:43 |
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What thread do you think you're in, peanut person?
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# ? May 1, 2024 07:15 |
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Entergage me
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# ? May 1, 2024 07:24 |
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EntergaGPT
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# ? May 1, 2024 09:29 |
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Hey kids if you like unhinged cartoon-obsessed businessmen you'll love novelty rectal gape cartography
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# ? May 1, 2024 09:40 |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Hey kids if you like unhinged cartoon-obsessed businessmen you'll love novelty rectal gape cartography TBF Nathen is a gaping rear end in a top hat.
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# ? May 1, 2024 09:48 |
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I am hoping that the emoji stuff is just him mistaking the Unicode standards body for the IP holder of all emojis and running with it. What a crazy person
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# ? May 1, 2024 13:01 |
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I've disentergated from whatever nathan is talking about for the past month. He's sick-er than usual. Also.... Knormal posted:If youth is an asset, then it should be subject to the applicable taxes.
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# ? May 1, 2024 13:37 |
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hellotoothpaste posted:I am hoping that the emoji stuff is just him mistaking the Unicode standards body for the IP holder of all emojis and running with it. What a crazy person No, he's obsessed with the Enoji movie and keeps hinting that he's going to secure the license to it somehow* *Nathen will not, in fact secure the license to the Enoji Movie
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# ? May 1, 2024 14:07 |
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nathen spent all his medication money on emojis
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# ? May 1, 2024 14:30 |
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Frank Frank posted:No, he's obsessed with the Enoji movie Speaking of Nathan's terrible, terrible taste, whatever happened to Mazri select? I need more sophisticationism in my life.
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# ? May 1, 2024 14:36 |
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Frank Frank posted:No, he's obsessed with the Enoji movie and keeps hinting that he's going to secure the license to it somehow* I'm pretty sure he already spilled the beans and it's some sort of web3 "own your own emoji and use it on any website" scam
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:50 |
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Busters posted:I'm pretty sure he already spilled the beans and it's some sort of web3 "own your own emoji and use it on any website" scam Ugh.
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:14 |
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Nathen Mazri, world's youngest entergagement entrepreneur and first licensed sophisticationist, is reinventing the NFT!
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# ? May 2, 2024 00:31 |
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1785609251294953883
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:03 |
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Nathen, do you think Nickelodeon is a single person or are you asking whether the entire company attended a Bohemian Grove ceremony together?
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:10 |
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Oh, he's going full conspiracy theory now. So anyone want to bet on how long before he starts implying Nickelodeon/producers of the new Garfield movie, regular ran satanic human sacrifices in their office basement? Edit: Frank Frank posted:Nathen, do you think Nickelodeon is a single person or are you asking whether the entire company attended a Bohemian Grove ceremony together? Well yeah it's well known, Sir Timothy Nickelodeon didn't belive in hiring other employees when he started the company. Very busy man in the 90s making all those shows just by himself. Quite fankly if he want's to have a relaxing weekend at Bohemian Grove every now and than I'd say the man drat well deserves it, after all those classic shows he single handily made. I ean the man single handily drew every frame of rockos modern life, what a god drat legend. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 01:21 on May 2, 2024 |
# ? May 2, 2024 01:16 |
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dr_rat posted:Oh, he's going full conspiracy theory now. So anyone want to bet on how long before he starts implying Nickelodeon/producers of the new Garfield movie, regular ran satanic human sacrifices in their office basement? It's a thing he does. He finds something that's a cultural touchstone - preferably something that gets people fired up and then cheerleads while trying to not-so-subtly steer the conversation towards whatever bullshit snakeoil he's hawking at any particular moment. Ex: "YEAH KIDS! TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS (is what garfield would say if Viacom didn't cruelly strip away my Garfield license) It should be noted that he never takes any controversial opinions or at least won't vocalize them. He came close during Covid but never really went all-out (mostly because he was mad because his business failed). You won't hear him taking a side on the whole Israel/Palestine thing even though you fuckin' know he has opinions on the subject. He'll stick to "NICKELODEON PEDOPHILES" or w/e where no one will ever disagree with him. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 01:30 on May 2, 2024 |
# ? May 2, 2024 01:22 |
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You are #educated #stupid! Blow your mind the gently caress out and submit yourself to TimeCubeEATS! @Andy
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:29 |
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Prince ValiantEATS Hagar the HorribleEATS ZitsEATS The Family Circus Eats #Nickolodeon pedophiles etc
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:31 |
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So is the Jim Davis Christmas dinner thing known lore or is that new to us
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:37 |
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he mentioned it and showed the photo in one of his videos after the license got pulled but i don't think anyone's ever really cared since it's pretty obvious it wasn't like a family dinner or anything intimate that he was invited to
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:56 |
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Someone's been listening to Alex Jones.
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:57 |
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Frank Frank posted:It's a thing he does. He finds something that's a cultural touchstone - preferably something that gets people fired up and then cheerleads while trying to not-so-subtly steer the conversation towards whatever bullshit snakeoil he's hawking at any particular moment. Didn't he pretty much go full q anon?
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# ? May 2, 2024 01:59 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Didn't he pretty much go full q anon? He likes conspiracies about rich people while ignoring the fact that he is fabulously wealthy but I don’t remember him embracing the really vile weirdo poo poo. This is the dude who one day posted a picture of himself buying tens of thousands of dollars of Ballenciaga gear and posing with the bags and the next day was screaming at young people to rise up and overthrow boomers. There’s no logic to anything he does. He just wants to cheerlead and have people pay attention to him
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:38 |
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Busters posted:I'm pretty sure he already spilled the beans and it's some sort of web3 "own your own emoji and use it on any website" scam
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# ? May 2, 2024 02:42 |
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I mean... But yeah. For attention. That's his reason for everything.
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:29 |
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Remembering this classic reply to Nathfield's post about how cartoon characters are immune at the height of COVID-19. Unfortunately, the original image it was referring to has been lost to time like Garfaccinos in Toronto. Time to entergage.
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:35 |
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Also important that his idolization of Trump isn't because Nathen is a MAGA fanatic, it's because he admires his "business skills" and/or grifting. That autograph was from an "art of the deal" book (which Trump didn't even write lol). He will also say anything he thinks will curry favor with the unwashed masses which has occasionally led him into "weirdo territory" but he usually walks it back or stops when people tell him he's being weird so he's at least somewhat self-aware. Bottom line is that he'll say whatever he thinks will get the most positive attention from the largest number of people (and also whine about Garfield). Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 04:20 on May 2, 2024 |
# ? May 2, 2024 04:18 |
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Frank Frank posted:Also important that his idolization of Trump isn't because Nathen is a MAGA fanatic, it's because he admires his "business skills" and/or grifting. That autograph was from an "art of the deal" book (which Trump didn't even write lol). Does business acumen help you catch a Greek Tom Hanks?
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# ? May 2, 2024 04:19 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Does business acumen help you catch a Greek Tom Hanks? Dude loves his weirdo conspiracy theories until someone in his discord/e-friends circle tells him he's being an idiot and then he usually stops. Never apologizes, but stops the weirdness. It's pretty clear that Nathen doesn't really believe in anything other than "people should give me money" and "I should be famous". This isn't nathen apologia in the slightest either. I'm just saying he lacks the premeditation to be evil. He's just a vapid failson moron who wants attention. He did the whole Trump thing when there was a huge groundswell of online alt-right support for that sort of bullshit in the early days of Covid. He literally believes anything he reads on social media. The "moron" thing isn't just me being flippant either. Go try reading "Arabialosis" or whatever that book is called and marvel at the incredibly lovely grammar and endless typos. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 04:25 on May 2, 2024 |
# ? May 2, 2024 04:22 |
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Is Nathen's actual given name Ayman, going from the autograph?
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# ? May 2, 2024 04:48 |
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or a middle name. his name on instagram is nathen ayman mazri
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# ? May 2, 2024 04:56 |
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Frank Frank posted:Dude loves his weirdo conspiracy theories until someone in his discord/e-friends circle tells him he's being an idiot and then he usually stops. Never apologizes, but stops the weirdness. It's pretty clear that Nathen doesn't really believe in anything other than "people should give me money" and "I should be famous". I'm just bustin' ur (pig) balls
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# ? May 2, 2024 04:56 |
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Dude is a straight up narcissist schizophrenic.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:01 |
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Ghostlight posted:or a middle name. his name on instagram is nathen ayman mazri Yeah, p sure it's Nathen Al-Mazri
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:12 |
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I'm fully edugaged and loving it.
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:47 |
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Frank Frank posted:Bottom line is that he'll say whatever he thinks will get the most positive attention from the largest number of people I really don't think so. He's so bad at drawing attention to himself. If he wanted more he could do what all these dipshit grifters do and start making GBS threads on whatever marginalized group is in the news. Even the most incompetent attention seeker easily discovers this trick for getting likes. I think he is 100% sincere in his hangups, but his confidence is easily derailed by the mildest pushback. Nathen has all the grievances of a typical internet chud but none of the ambition, which is why he never follows through with anything.
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# ? May 2, 2024 11:27 |
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Can you imagine what kind of monster would have been created if GarfieldEATS could have gotten a maxed-out PPP loan and then had it forgiven like nothing happened? Thankfully, he was in Canadia
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# ? May 2, 2024 11:41 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:43 |
Is there a term for a megalomaniac so repulsive that nobody follows him?
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# ? May 2, 2024 11:52 |