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Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

it's turning into a real goon in a well situation

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DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

Zodium posted:

it's turning into a real goon in a well situation

I don’t know that parable.

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

I don’t know that parable.

quote:

OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a well!!!"
Goons1-4: "Climb! Climb up and take our hands!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should dig... should I dig?"
Goon5: "NO! I was trapped in a well, and digging is a bad idea! Climb out!"
Goons6-8: "Were lowering ropes! Take hold of a rope!"
Goon9: "I've even tied a harness to the end of this one!"
OP: "I can feel the ropes, but I don't want to hold onto them... should I dig?"
Goon10: "No! If you dig, you'll hit water, and then you'll be proper hosed. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I dug a little bit just now, and I haven't hit water. I'm gonna keep digging..."
Goons11-18: "No! Climb! Climb out!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this well! Help! HELP!!!"
Goon19: "I was trapped in a well once. It took me two years, but I managed to build a climbing machine that pulled me to safety out of a well bucket and a pocket watch. I'm dropping the blueprints, extra buckets, and an assortment of pocket watches."
Goon20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we'll lower it down!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep digging. I'll find the Mines of Moria and I'll just walk to the surface."
**Goons1-20 piss in the well**
Goon21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the well."
Goon22:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real well, you neckbearded, WOW-addicted shut-ins."

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
im Goon22 :cool:

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

This is good history

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Making a plate of nachos on a stryofoam plate. Enjoying the extra crunchy cheese and thinking nothing of the hole left behind.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
oh well wll eell if it isnt the hypocrite talking about digging holes in dirt

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

The well is 5.5m deep? I thought it was 4.5m. This is very unsettling.

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

chuckling at the idea of Forums Lore as biblical parables. the parable of the goon in the well. the parable of the goon who fell into parisian catacombs.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Zodium posted:

chuckling at the idea of Forums Lore as biblical parables. the parable of the goon in the well. the parable of the goon who fell into parisian catacombs.

Why do you look at the lol at the end of your Brother's post and pay no attention to the reworded dril post in your own? How can you say to your brother, ‘Gas,’ when all the time your rap sheet is filled with weird rear end bullshit? You hypocrite, lurk more, go back to GBS.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Amen

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

This stupid American Israel law is going to get Jeff sent to Guantanamo, and I support that

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Good

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
jeff is going to escape and create a safe haven in communist cuba for c-spam posters

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Why do you look at the lol at the end of your Brother's post and pay no attention to the reworded dril post in your own? How can you say to your brother, ‘Gas,’ when all the time your rap sheet is filled with weird rear end bullshit? You hypocrite, lurk more, go back to GBS.

speng31b
May 8, 2010

DaysBefore posted:

This stupid American Israel law is going to get Jeff sent to Guantanamo, and I support that

the united states government will finally put an end to cspam once and for all. Germany tried and they couldn't pull it off but we're cooked now

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

DaysBefore posted:

This stupid American Israel law is going to get Jeff sent to Guantanamo, and I support that

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Why do you look at the lol at the end of your Brother's post and pay no attention to the reworded dril post in your own? How can you say to your brother, ‘Gas,’ when all the time your rap sheet is filled with weird rear end bullshit? You hypocrite, lurk more, go back to GBS.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
The moot shall inherit the earth

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
applied for a job at the bbc. when i get rejected going to checkmate them by pointing out my extremely jewish surname and how they've just done antisemitism

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

everyone: dta, dti

ff: the jews killed jesus, god save the queen

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Honestly I think it's about time America banned Christianity and am fully on board with this

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
how did everyone celebrate international workers day yesterday?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

jeff is going to escape and create a safe haven in communist cuba for c-spam posters

goon projects never work out. it'll end up like that Hawaii commune.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

ArmedZombie posted:

how did everyone celebrate international workers day yesterday?

cycling, grilling, drinking beers in the sun


the weather was so nice

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

ArmedZombie posted:

how did everyone celebrate international workers day yesterday?

There's like a weekish of stuff going for it in my city. Not huge stuff just like plays and music at bars etc. Anyway I waa going to the thing yesterday which was some Quebecois freaks doing a spoken word Bread and Roses I guess. Tbqh it sounded fail so I just went to bar and drank with my buddies, like chuds do

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

speng31b posted:

the united states government will finally put an end to cspam once and for all. Germany tried and they couldn't pull it off but we're cooked now

Lol just remembered when on the DnD psychos (won't make the mistake of trying to identify them again) started floating the idea of reporting SA to the EU because of the pro-Putin russofascisys in cspam violating some retarded law about questioning the war in Ukraine

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

DaysBefore posted:

Lol just remembered when on the DnD psychos (won't make the mistake of trying to identify them again) started floating the idea of reporting SA to the EU because of the pro-Putin russofascisys in cspam violating some retarded law about questioning the war in Ukraine

That was spearheaded by retardo Vox

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


ArmedZombie posted:

how did everyone celebrate international workers day yesterday?

couldn't I was working

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
they also discussed ways of getting perfidious family members arrested for not being pro-ukraine enough

Mr Hootington posted:

That was spearheaded by retardo Vox

how did he not get perma'd for that?

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lobster shirt posted:

my new boss is a huge maga guy so i can just tell him that i moderate a politics forum that has a thread about donald trump, a thread devoted to hating the democratic party, and a thread where people talk about how they will not vote for the democrats. not to mention the unironic transphobia megathread. hell he might like to buy an account.

i would like to issue a correction to this post. i was talking to my friend who used to work there last night and when i described this boss as a maga guy i was corrected. he is not a maga guy. he thinks donald trump is a pussy and a socialist because he is too left wing about gun control.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Campus thread needs a brutal crackdown. The burger encampments must be destroyed.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

really queer Christmas posted:

Campus thread needs a brutal crackdown. The burger encampments must be destroyed.

Don't worry those kids and young adults will get killed or something soon

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Oh you mean the thread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
trying to think of some other slogans goons can borrow from protest movements instead of demonstrating or getting involved in any way. thinking maybe something like "israel will not replace us!"

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

I missed Cool Zone so it's fun getting to see it happen live

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

loquacius posted:

Honestly I think it's about time America banned Christianity and am fully on board with this

That's right. But obviously the pope shouldn't let them get away with it. It's time to bring back excommunication, imo.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

AnimeIsTrash posted:

everyone: dta, dti

ff: the jews killed jesus, god save the queen

Lmao

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

really queer Christmas posted:

Campus thread needs a brutal crackdown. The burger encampments must be destroyed.

Really.needs a post bragging about a shooting

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