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Wow, that response sounds like it's from one of those people who doesn't believe their spouse about how lovely their family is and insists on getting everyone back in touch with one another. edit: Fuckin' snipe! Have another story about the wonders of liens WIBTA for suing my brother because he sold his house? quote:Not the A-hole (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Lyesh fucked around with this message at 02:11 on May 3, 2024 |
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HookedOnChthonics posted:No don’t tell him!! Straights trying to guess queer terminology from assumptions and half-understood media references is my favorite I believe a gold star lesbian has been recognized by the tire company as making very good food.
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A gold star lesbian is a lesbian who has faced all of the challenges of lesbianism, but has not yet commenced new game+.
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a cricut gay (derogatory) is what all us silhouette cameo users call you behind your back at the Joanne Fabrics
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Mother (60F) persistent on wanting to buy a house with me (33M) and my wife (30F), but won't get a job to prevent homelessness.quote:I (33M and my wife (30F) live in a high COL state and are saving up for a starter home by getting some more money for a down payment before moving to a lower COL state in another part of the country. Our plan seems pretty solid, she has family where we're moving, seems great. Wife and I have been in a relationship for over 10 years, 5 of which were long distance, 6 in person, got married this year (just pulled ourselves out of a post-covid pit and are doing much better for ourselves, relationship is absolutely rock solid) The mother sounds, if nothing else, terrible with money. I wonder what the job market for her relevent degrees and experience is.
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S40CheckingAccount posted:Mother (60F) persistent on wanting to buy a house with me (33M) and my wife (30F), but won't get a job to prevent homelessness. quote:She liquidated her 401k to get a third degree to go into veterinary technician work before quitting a few months later
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a cricut gay hears appeals if you don't like the rulings of your local municipal gays.
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Gonna take this decision on kamikazes all the way up to the supreme gays
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Circuit gays are all extinct because they only cruised behind Cicuit City stores which went bankrupt
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A gold star lesbian is a lesbian who was very good in class today
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A circuit gay runs on a track compared to a trail gay that runs in nature. A gold star lesbian has a good quality but is inferior to an iridium lesbian. If she wants that iridium quality she needs to spend a week in a cask ageing. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 02:51 on May 3, 2024 |
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HookedOnChthonics posted:No don’t tell him!! Straights trying to guess queer terminology from assumptions and half-understood media references is my favorite A circuit gay is appointed when the gay population is too low to sustain a permanent presence in all bars, nightclubs etc in a region and instead the officer will tour them to ‘show the colours’. A gold-star lesbian is one with a praise kink.
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A gold star lesbian is the lowest rank of General Lesbians, also known as Brigadier Lesbian. They can be promoted to a two-star lesbian, or Major Lesbian. Three-stars is Lieutenant Lesbian (LLes). Four-Star Lesbians are often the head of a service branch.
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Gold star lesbian is that site that posts videos of lesbians getting into street fights
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StrangersInTheNight posted:lol the entire process is flippant, it's not like they give you a primer of the responsibilities you're signing up for when you sign the license, this is the laziest poo poo. if they wanted people not to be flippant about marriage, then they should educate people on the legal aspects and let them do what they want with the knowledge, up to and including getting married the same day as their license. gently caress the govt finger-wagging if you've considered your own marriage enough and makin' you do a lil time out to have a think, that's not their place. you need to take marriage more seriously
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Rockman Reserve posted:a cricut gay (derogatory) is what all us silhouette cameo users call you behind your back at the Joanne Fabrics literally me right now, this is violence
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I'm laughing at all the gold star lesbian definitions and I wish they were accurate because as a lesbian myself the terminology actually really pisses me off. It's the term used for a lesbian who has 'never touched a dick' which as you can imagine goes from playful to genuinely cruel quite fast when you start factoring in things such as sexual assault, people dating guys before they realized they were gay, and transphobia.
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PetraCore posted:I'm laughing at all the gold star lesbian definitions and I wish they were accurate because as a lesbian myself the terminology actually really pisses me off. It's the term used for a lesbian who has 'never touched a dick' which as you can imagine goes from playful to genuinely cruel quite fast when you start factoring in things such as sexual assault, people dating guys before they realized they were gay, and transphobia. Don’t forget gold star lesbians being biphobic as hell towards the idea of dating a bi woman!
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I'm a Michelin Star bi because I DEFINITELY ea... oh sorry I gotta go, phone call.
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A circuit gay is an electric circuit, but instead of having a - negative and + positive terminal, it just has two + positive terminals.
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The gay test is basically a zoology exam. Sure, you might know your bears and gym bunnies, but do you know about the pandas, otters and giraffes?
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ApplesandOranges posted:The gay test is basically a zoology exam. Now you're just making poo poo up.
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Otters is definitely a term gay men use, I have heard facebook friends use it to refer to themselves on numerous occasions. Pandas and giraffes though? Uh...
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DreamingofRoses posted:Don’t forget gold star lesbians being biphobic as hell towards the idea of dating a bi woman!
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Kenshin posted:Otters is definitely a term gay men use, I have heard facebook friends use it to refer to themselves on numerous occasions. A Panda is a gay man who eats bamboo and a Giraffe is a gay man with a long sexy neck.
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Pandas don’t breed, I think?
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DreamingofRoses posted:Don’t forget gold star lesbians being biphobic as hell towards the idea of dating a bi woman! Please tell me that this isn't some sort of "I have never hosed somebody with a dick or somebody else who has hosed somebody with a dick" bullshit. That's getting incredibly close to the parodic "It's gay for a straight man to kiss a straight woman because she's had a dick in her mouth" shitpost tweets.
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Breetai posted:Please tell me that this isn't some sort of "I have never hosed somebody with a dick or somebody else who has hosed somebody with a dick" bullshit. Unfortunately it is.
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Breetai posted:Please tell me that this isn't some sort of "I have never hosed somebody with a dick or somebody else who has hosed somebody with a dick" bullshit. thats basically it
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Slate does this stupid thing where someone writes in and two people discuss it for a thousand years. But this one isn't too bad. Letter: quote:Low stakes question: My husband and I have been together for over 45 years. We have different senses of humor; I’m drier witted and he’s more slapstick. Most of the time it works, but sometimes he says or does something that I don’t find at all funny. He’s waiting for my laugh and I sit in silence. He’s hurt/mad that I’m not amused, and I’m amazed he thinks what he said or did is even mildly funny. Do I need to laugh at everything he says? Is there a better way to handle this? After all this time, you’d think it wouldn’t cause problems but somehow this can turn into a huge argument. From the discussion: quote:Jenée:I wonder if she used to give him a little fake laugh and she’s quit in recent years because she’s sick of him for reasons unrelated to his sense of humor. Or maybe he suddenly needs more affirmation from her than he did before because of something that’s going on for him. What on earth does she mean by slapstick? Does he keep getting hit with pies and falling off balconies? trickybiscuits fucked around with this message at 04:12 on May 3, 2024 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Slate does this stupid thing where someone writes in and two people discuss it for a thousand years. But this one isn't too bad. She uses wordplay and he likes fart jokes. He thinks she thinks she's better than him.
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They sound like my parents, my mother is very dry and my father is the goofiest fucker you've ever met
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Sex Farm posted:They sound like my parents, my mother is very dry and my father is the goofiest fucker you've ever met So this is the way I find out Ben Shapiro has children
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Captain Hygiene posted:So this is the way I find out Ben Shapiro has children
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Breetai posted:A gold star lesbian is a lesbian who has faced all of the challenges of lesbianism, but has not yet commenced new game+. I want you to know I greatly appreciated this. AITA for wasting my parents money and refusing to pay them back? quote:I’m(34F) a US born Desi and my parents have tried to marry me off several times. I’m considered old so they have been pushing me endlessly to marry and get settled down. I have been set up with 3 potential matches and turned them down. My father keeps saying I’m too picky and any guy is ok. That it’s up to me to make a happy marriage. I’m personally very skeptical of marriage but I’m now the black sheep of the family by still being single.
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S40CheckingAccount posted:Mother (60F) persistent on wanting to buy a house with me (33M) and my wife (30F), but won't get a job to prevent homelessness. For someone in their 60s? Not as easy as this guy thinks. More degrees does not equal just rolling into a better job.
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feedmegin posted:For someone in their 60s? Not as easy as this guy thinks. More degrees does not equal just rolling into a better job. I'm still trying to wrap my head around being sixty and liquidating your 401k to go to vet tech school. It's not a field that's known for great pay, even if you're not going into debt for the schooling it's not gonna be a great ROI if you're 60+
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Coca Koala posted:I'm still trying to wrap my head around being sixty and liquidating your 401k to go to vet tech school. It's not a field that's known for great pay, even if you're not going into debt for the schooling it's not gonna be a great ROI if you're 60+ I understand liquidating savings or regular assets, or taking on debt to go to school for something that's always been a dream, but killing your federally protected retirement fund for a new degree when you're over 60 is a bit beyond that. And it's especially weird for a job like a vet tech that is very active (restraining unhappy animals) rather than some kind of research or office job that's more suited to an elderly physique. Pretty sure you'd be much better off financially going into debt but keeping the 401k, since if things go south and you aren't able to repay the debt your 401k is mostly protected from bankruptcy. Mom just sounds grossly financially irresponsible here, and like she's looking for the kids to save her from her bad decisions. Farg posted:you need to take marriage more seriously Or join forces with the people appalled to discover that divorce is not a quick and simple five minute process if at least one party has issue with it a while back ITT.
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Hell, in the US a mutual divorce with no issues will often require either a lengthy separation beforehand or a period after filing before it takes into effect, if not both. One of the telltale signs of a made up post is when the divorce is done and over with in like a month.
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There's definitely a plague of boomers reaching retirement age and then blowing up their lives and blowing their savings out of boredom.
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