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Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Speedboat Jones posted:

TikTok trend. Women are asked if they’d rather come across a bear or a man while alone in the woods, and dudes are making GBS threads their pants in rage over most of the women saying the bear.

You're supposed to ask men whether they'd like their daughter/niece to be alone in the woods with a bear or a man, and most of them will start asking questions like "which bear?" and "which man?" and hem and haw for awhile.

Then you drop the bomb that most women asked about themselves or their daughter will answer the bear immediately and it isn't even close. The men then proceed to lose their poo poo, a'la the above.

E:

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Dabir posted:

Is that Markiplier?

No, he's up in Vermont

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



What if it's famed BEAR OF A MAN, BRETT HAWTHORNE

mystes
May 31, 2006

I hear that baldur's gate 3 players also prefer bears in their woulds

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Oh that's the man vs bear debate? I thought it was another one of those things were 10% of guys thought they could take a bear in a fight

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Rubber Chicken posted:

No, he's up in Vermont

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mystes
May 31, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh that's the man vs bear debate? I thought it was another one of those things were 10% of guys thought they could take a bear in a fight
Did they have bears in ancient rome?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

At least one Roman Emperor was a bear in disguise.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Does a man poo poo in the woods?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
*throwing a koala at Plato* behold!! A bear!

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

I don't have much time! Can someone please post the 1985 dune meme "May the twoth be with you?"

I'm not going to fix that date typo in hopes of eliciting a response.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I was sure bears were only invented around the 15th century

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Pandaal
Mar 7, 2020

voiceless anal fricative posted:

This one's not a meme, it's just delightful:





Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Dabir posted:

Is that Markiplier?

I think it's John Romero. But why is Sigourney Weaver over him?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mystes
May 31, 2006

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

oldpainless posted:

I can confirm this

congrats on spelling rutabaga correctly

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

You know, I have no idea if its supposed to be pronounced marki-plier or mar-kip-lier.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I'm enjoying this fresh new meme format

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

mystes
May 31, 2006


    SA

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Zetsubou-san posted:

congrats on spelling rutabaga correctly

-=OLDPAINLESS=-

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012








oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Zetsubou-san posted:

congrats on spelling rutabaga correctly

In actuality what I was actually confirming was that a podcast had indeed been made on the ease of getting into MENSA, not that I was a member of MENSA which you mistakenly mistook as a weak opportunity to try and insult me you cretin you complete fool

Definitely not MENSA material

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What on earth lol (the original post, not the reply)

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



insecure dudes always finding something to take as a personal affront and get mad about I swear to God

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That’s what it feels like to have three beers and no dinner

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

oldpainless posted:

In actuality what I was actually confirming was that a podcast had indeed been made on the ease of getting into MENSA, not that I was a member of MENSA which you mistakenly mistook as a weak opportunity to try and insult me you cretin you complete fool

Definitely not MENSA material
how do i do a "more like" bit referencing Achewood here, someone help

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

euphronius posted:

That’s what it feels like to have three beers and no dinner

Yeah but if you came across three beers or no dinner in the woods...

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

euphronius posted:

That’s what it feels like to have three beers and no dinner

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

euphronius posted:

The comments in that Reddit post were hideous lol

What are you talking about this is not that boh my god.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

oldpainless posted:

In actuality what I was actually confirming was that a podcast had indeed been made on the ease of getting into MENSA, not that I was a member of MENSA which you mistakenly mistook as a weak opportunity to try and insult me you cretin you complete fool

Definitely not MENSA material

a simple "thanks" would have been enough

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

I think I would not choose cocaine bear and a man I don't know what he was thinking


I think me and cocaine bear could probably get up to some shenanigans if we shook the beard though

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:41 on May 3, 2024

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




3 bears no dinner

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Those are some impolite bears.

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