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j.peeba: Oct 25, 2010; Almost Human; Nap Ghost

Beautiful blue eyes, after some rest.

# ? May 3, 2024 11:46

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 18:58

Tijuana-A-Go-Go: Aug 2, 2019; Doggles Aficionado

j.peeba posted:

Beautiful blue eyes, after some rest.

# ? May 3, 2024 11:58

THE BAR: Oct 20, 2011; You know what might look better on your nose?

j.peeba posted:

Beautiful blue eyes, after some rest.

My sleep paralysis demon keeps getting scarier and smellier.

# ? May 3, 2024 11:58

Apollodorus: Feb 13, 2010; TEST YOUR MIGHT

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

Wrong blond right wing nutjob though

# ? May 3, 2024 12:00

notwithoutmyanus: Mar 17, 2009

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

MTG really needs a haircut

# ? May 3, 2024 12:05

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Trump: *falls asleep in court again, farts himself awake*
Chuds: "Hmm, do I go with 'He's listening VERY INTENSELY so he can DESTROY the case with his Godlike genius later' or 'Well of course he did, court is so boring and they have NOTHING'?"

# ? May 3, 2024 12:06

Disco Pope: Dec 6, 2004; Top Class!

j.peeba posted:

Beautiful blue eyes, after some rest.

Is this 'shopped?

# ? May 3, 2024 12:22

Glimm: Jul 27, 2005; Time is only gonna pass you by

Monica Bellucci posted:

making GBS threads in your pants is right out.

Orange man in shambles

# ? May 3, 2024 12:24

biznatchio: Mar 31, 2001; Buglord

Failed Imagineer posted:

Kristi Norm was radicalised in the 80s by the arcade version of Duck Hunt that let you shoot the laughing dog in the bonus round

# ? May 3, 2024 12:55

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

The whole thing about farming is that line "You don't work. You don't eat."
Just making people feel guilty that we aren't suffering like god intended.

We talk about protecting farmers.
But farming is a shrinking and consolidating business.
Mega farms make up a lot of our food.
Farming as a job is like 3 million people.
That is the same amount of people working in the fast food industry.

Where are small family farms are just good for advertisements.

https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/ag-and-food-statistics-charting-the-essentials/farming-and-farm-income/

I will not be surprised if one day capitalism completely decides making food is not profitable, and the government has to step in so we don't starve to death. If you wanna talk about being in the dumbest time line- There you GO!

Side thought: I honestly think the boomer mentality are people who either grew up thinking they were going to be farmers or people whose farmer parents instilled a lot of that farmer-mentality into them, which is why culturally so many millennials were called boomers and became maga.

other side thing: I have that webpage on my phone constantly.
I stare at it when I don't want to talk to people
and they seem like the people who would ask me what I am looking at.
I like to crush dreams.

I wonder which is more lolcapitalism, the invisible hand inevitably destroying a doomed industry or the government-supported plutocrats in that industry who subvert market forces in order to keep their power

Maybe we should make kids read Grapes of Wrath even harder so they get even madder at the government for setting piles of oranges on fire to try to support prices for the poor yeoman farmers

# ? May 3, 2024 12:59

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

biznatchio posted:

My cousin hated the game on Christmas day because the ducks were on cocaine and pixie sticks when he played, and pretty normal when I played.

Fun fact about Duck Hunt, if a controller is in the Player 2 plug you can control the ducks. I told him like 20 years later.

# ? May 3, 2024 13:08

zone: Dec 6, 2016

biznatchio posted:

# ? May 3, 2024 13:14

beef sweat: Jan 1, 2013

When is the ~~former president of the united states of america~~ pants shitter going to address the pants making GBS threads allegations?

# ? May 3, 2024 13:25

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

beef sweat posted:

When is the ~~former president of the united states of america~~ pants shitter going to address the pants making GBS threads allegations?

~~sleepy~~ smelly joe

# ? May 3, 2024 13:27

BastardAus: Jun 3, 2003; Chunder from Down Under

fondue posted:

Thanks, I was going to paste more faces into the team but when shrunk they were unrecognizable. I have a gif I want to throw loomer onto but I have no idea how to edit a gif, lol.

Over here mate, DM me

# ? May 3, 2024 13:28

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

MrMojok posted:

LOL that Noem and her people knew the animal killing stories were coming out, and were terrified of what they would do to her.

So the brilliant plan they came up with was to have her write a book about it, in an attempt to �get out in front of it,� as they say. And then double and triple down on it.

Now she is radioactive even to Dernald, who is himself being laughed at daily for shivering and falling asleep in a puddle of his own liquid feces, whilst sitting as defendant in a criminal trial.

We might even have to rename the Streisand Effect because of all this.

# ? May 3, 2024 13:30

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

More trial today! We left off with the tech guy being grilled by the defense about chain of evidence. Hopefully the rest of that today will be brief. Who's up next? Michael Cohen? Stormy Daniels? Hope Hicks?

Also, all the Trump Truths posted yesterday saying NYFD were deleted and reuploaded to say FDNY lol.

# ? May 3, 2024 13:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

MrMojok posted:

LOL that Noem and her people knew the animal killing stories were coming out, and were terrified of what they would do to her.

So the brilliant plan they came up with was to have her write a book about it, in an attempt to �get out in front of it,� as they say. And then double and triple down on it.

Now she is radioactive even to Dernald, who is himself being laughed at daily for shivering and falling asleep in a puddle of his own liquid feces, whilst sitting as defendant in a criminal trial.

I dare you to google kristi noem with gun and check out the pics

She's a god drat lunatic

# ? May 3, 2024 13:33

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

In her defense expecting a shred of morality from her base was pretty much unthinkable

# ? May 3, 2024 13:36

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I dare you to google kristi noem with gun and check out the pics

She's a god drat lunatic

Hahaha the Nugrent gun guitar is too much jfc

# ? May 3, 2024 13:38

RodShaft: Jul 31, 2003; Like an evil horny Santa Claus.

Drone_Fragger posted:

You can give people strokes very easily, particularly if you're a military contractor who are sole suppliers to the us government.

I found a guy on Craigslist that'll give you a stroke.

# ? May 3, 2024 13:43

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

RodShaft posted:

I found a guy on Craigslist that'll give you a stroke.

You got any crystals?

# ? May 3, 2024 13:48

Serious_Cyclone: Oct 25, 2017; I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

(Guy who got elected by showing his rear end on Twitter over things I like shows his rear end on Twitter over something I don�t like)

:byodood:

gotta be the stroke!

# ? May 3, 2024 13:52

Blackula Vs. Tarantula: Jul 6, 2005; 😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

ManBoyChef posted:

It just seems like the Democrats only really pull out the dirty tricks to take down people that are to the left of them.

Huh yeah weird imagine that what a mystery

# ? May 3, 2024 13:57

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Reminder that the filings are public and this number is an insane lie

# ? May 3, 2024 14:05

digital penitence: Jan 3, 2008

So Hope Hicks looks like she might take the stand today. I wonder what nickname he gives her if she actually testifies truthfully?

# ? May 3, 2024 14:07

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Has VonShitzinPantz entered the courtroom yet?

# ? May 3, 2024 14:11

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Cartoon Man posted:

Has VonShitzinPantz entered the courtroom yet?

We're still breathlessly awaiting to see what color tie he wears today.

I'm going to guess lavender.

# ? May 3, 2024 14:13

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

digital penitence posted:

So Hope Hicks looks like she might take the stand today. I wonder what nickname he gives her if she actually testifies truthfully?

Hoax Hicks

# ? May 3, 2024 14:13

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Brown

Cause he shits in his pants.

# ? May 3, 2024 14:14

Anderson Koopa: Jun 9, 2006

kazil posted:

We're still breathlessly awaiting to see what color tie he wears today.

I'm going to guess lavender.

Please let him have a brown tie on.

# ? May 3, 2024 14:14

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

digital penitence posted:

So Hope Hicks looks like she might take the stand today. I wonder what nickname he gives her if she actually testifies truthfully?

Hope's an interesting one, has she ever said much of anything?

# ? May 3, 2024 14:15

Dwesa: Jul 19, 2016; Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

kazil posted:

Reminder that the filings are public and this number is an insane lie

looks like generic ad for some dull morning show

# ? May 3, 2024 14:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Hope's an interesting one, has she ever said much of anything?

She's a literal friend of the family, she was a playmate of Ivanka's when they were kids and has been loyal to Trump up until January 6th- so no, not really.

She did testify about Trump and the argument with the Secret Service guy to get to the White House (and Trump just tweeted out that he did in fact do that).

She's going to crucify him.

# ? May 3, 2024 14:19