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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer




















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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

There are roughly 340,000 bears in the USA, and way more than 340,000 lovely dudes even before accounting specifically for ones that you come across in the woods.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


but man was BEAR, with a HOOK!

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Karate Bastard posted:

Those are some impolite bears.
It's not their fault, Goldilocks ate all their porridge.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
i'm sure I can spare $4.70 for a worthy cause

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


makes why trying be as gently caress, nothing sense bother just weird













stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

This is also perfectly possible in a car, it's just that the *clunk* part can get expensive if you gently caress up rev matching.

Or necessary as well, if one of the clutch cylinders gives out.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
Also, bike gears usually need you to stop pedalling for it to be a smooth transition, otherwise it acts weird until there's lessened force and then the gear completes the switch

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Sounds complicated. I'm sure if they figured out some way to automate the gear shifting it would make everyone happy

ButterNBacon
Feb 17, 2004

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

get out there, lady! :ohdear:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Finding out your wife is a Baldur's Gate 3 player

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"


Me, owning the Chuds.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




lol

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

sick of Applebees posted:

Also, bike gears usually need you to stop pedalling for it to be a smooth transition, otherwise it acts weird until there's lessened force and then the gear completes the switch

Eh, with a derailer you just keep on going. Though I suppose you can't go from 1 to 10 in one clunk

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
I just use a car

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

get out there, lady! :ohdear:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Karate Bastard posted:

I think I would not choose cocaine bear and a man I don't know what he was thinking


I think me and cocaine bear could probably get up to some shenanigans if we shook the beard though

Let's loving go

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


























https://i.imgur.com/5BMxnJp.mp4



https://i.imgur.com/YOl8ihL.gifv

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mystes posted:


     SA

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
What if I had no beers and three dinner

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



How about 3 bears and no dinner

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I think it speaks to men's abilities that women think they have a better chance against a bear. Maybe the men who thought they could score in a tennis match against Serena Williams weren't that far off. A bear wouldn't be able to serve correctly even once. A lot to consider here.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Data Graham posted:

How about 3 bears and no dinner
Three bears, no dinner and yet I’m stuffed. Truly a mystery.

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

Data Graham posted:

How about 3 bears and no dinner

wtf 😡

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/DCt1rJP.mp4

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

teen witch posted:

Three bears, no dinner and yet I’m stuffed. Truly a mystery.

- Goldilocks, doing a very bad job explaining the situation to the returning homeowners

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Don’t doxx me

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

So majestic creatures:
https://i.imgur.com/pYlGtb0.mp4

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



humans really should have had a decent go at domesticating bears. look how happy he is! :allears:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IavTF4w3zlI

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I propose people go outside and touch pine.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
I'm still in bed, I don't need to go outside to touch wood

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
My nightstand is right here

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



So on the first crossing, you bring across the woman and leave the bear and the man. Go back empty. Then you bring across the bear and leave what's left of the man. And you're done.

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022
what about if you had to choose between a small man and a rabid bear?

he's just all but a little wee man. and the bear has visible signs of rabies.

what about that scenario then, huh???

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
If a bear shits in the woods and no men are around to be fragile about it, does it make a sound?

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