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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lobster shirt posted:

i have a thick head of hair my deformity is that it's mostly gray even though i am in my 30s. learn the lore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V49W9rubDo4

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Eustace is a much better Hoot av than Moleman, I'm just gonna say it

I still don't know who the pro wrestling guy is though so I can't judge that one

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lobster shirt posted:

i have a thick head of hair my deformity is that it's mostly gray even though i am in my 30s. learn the lore.

I started going gray in my late 20s my mother's side gets it bad

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

loquacius posted:

it's kind of funny how as the internet at large and SA in particular has aged we've progressed from calling each other virgins to calling each other bad at sex to calling each other bald

young men are insecure about sexuality. middle aged men are insecure about hair. simple as

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

DaysBefore posted:

Lmao hell yeah

all the old guys at my work have insane politics and their brains are as broken as cspam posters

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im hot as poo poo with a full head of chestnut brown hair but i have a bad personality

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Al! posted:

im hot as poo poo with a full head of chestnut brown hair but i have a bad personality

you are baldf

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

wow google is telling me all my favorite artists are filipino

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

how could i ever learn about my favorite artists races without google music telling me

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

this is CRT

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

My hair is approaching 2 feet in length and thick abd unmanageable. A real rats nesr

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

the forum keeps a record of all the bald guys

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i have a head full of hair that i keep in a cabin along with other family heirlooms

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Zodium posted:

the forum keeps a record of all the bald guys



I'm going to tie you up, carry you to the top of hill, and force you to drink Fizzy Lifting Drink.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

titty_baby_ posted:

My hair is approaching 2 feet in length and thick abd unmanageable. A real rats nesr

use real conditioner not just pert plus dandruff control

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

being bald is better because you can reflect the sun's powerful rays into your enemies eyes

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

500 bad dogs posted:

being bald is better because you can reflect the sun's powerful rays into your enemies eyes

cope

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

Al! posted:

use real conditioner not just pert plus dandruff control

conditioner is fake news

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

500 bad dogs posted:

being bald is better because you can reflect the sun's powerful rays into your enemies eyes

Thank you tenderjerk

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

everybody, keep talking to your coworkers and making them cry then report back.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

500 bad dogs posted:

being bald is better because you can reflect the sun's powerful rays into your enemies eyes

Kay whatever Tien Shinhan

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

you all have heads so filled with rage it forced all the hair out of your scalp

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

saw Kagemusha last night (3 hours) and then watched it again with the commentary track on (another 3 hours). pretty good.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
antibaldness is funded by Big Shampoo

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

I have a head of thick, luxurious blonde hair

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

mags posted:

antibaldness is funded by Big Shampoo

yep

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lib and let die posted:

I have a head of thick, luxurious blonde hair

italian george is getting upset

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buck Wildman posted:

what even was the last platinum game? bayonetta 3?

I gotta actually give a hearty recommendation to Bayonetta Origins which I think came out after 3. It's really cool.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Brushing my hair right now

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

thinking about getting a gigantic pompadour like those japanese greasers

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
normal Friday of normal posts on the normal forum

stumblebum
May 8, 2022

no, what you want to do is get somebody mad enough to give you a red title you're proud of
which forum is the normal one?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

stumblebum posted:

which forum is the normal one?

This one

stumblebum
May 8, 2022

no, what you want to do is get somebody mad enough to give you a red title you're proud of
mmmmmmm... okay, sure, whatever you say

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

it's true. 0 meltdowns since last week

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
good haircut. one of the other barbers was dressed like a hype beast but instead of sneakers he was wearing cowboy boots lol.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

lobster shirt posted:

good haircut. one of the other barbers was dressed like a hype beast but instead of sneakers he was wearing cowboy boots lol.

Is this the new form of the swagapino

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Going to cost me $2000 to get my car fixed lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

you can buy a car for that amount

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Mr Hootington posted:

Going to cost me $2000 to get my car fixed lol

based

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