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sharknado slashfic)
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That is certainly a lot of links, including a few good ones
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# ? May 3, 2024 03:31 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 00:37 |
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my bony fealty posted:David Grusch: "I hosed an alien" Garrus, Tali, Liara, or Wrex?
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# ? May 3, 2024 03:52 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:who's ready for 90 minutes of grandstanding and 3-4 prosaic explanations I assume this is more bullshit. This topic feels a bit dormant, and I suspect it will be for a little while to come.
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# ? May 3, 2024 03:53 |
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give me a print out of Grusch smiling
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# ? May 3, 2024 03:59 |
Nichael posted:Garrus, Tali, Liara, or Wrex? A krogan, in front of congress: "I'd have described it as 'workmanlike,' yeah. Real disappointed, to be honest."
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# ? May 3, 2024 04:17 |
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Xenos Induced Dementia (XID) Help I've xidded my pants
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# ? May 3, 2024 04:44 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 05:38 |
Sleekly posted:this is surely just poor observation on our part, or less charitably basic human bias. I mean sure but an animal that eats a medicinal plant because it has pain relieving properties is one thing, but specifically picking a plant not normally eaten and chewing it up to make a paste then applying to a wound is on a whole other level even for an animal as intelligent as an orangutan.
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# ? May 3, 2024 06:39 |
give it a bong and observe, that will provide sufficient proof.
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# ? May 3, 2024 06:41 |
D-Pad posted:I mean sure but an animal that eats a medicinal plant because it has pain relieving properties is one thing, but specifically picking a plant not normally eaten and chewing it up to make a paste then applying to a wound is on a whole other level even for an animal as intelligent as an orangutan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsn1QivbKM
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# ? May 3, 2024 07:26 |
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animals invented the mortar and pestle and i still suck at using mine
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# ? May 3, 2024 07:34 |
still suits for recapturing alien spunk
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:11 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:still suits for recapturing alien spunk With a Semen suit in good working order, you won’t lose more than a thimbleful of cum a day.
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:22 |
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https://twitter.com/RonyVernet/status/1786160339442098463
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# ? May 3, 2024 12:50 |
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three alien fuckers they all hosed aliens
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# ? May 3, 2024 12:59 |
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my bony fealty posted:three alien fuckers whomst amongst ustst
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# ? May 3, 2024 13:30 |
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The aitees just didn't know what all their options were when they hosed these guys. We've all been there. That's another reason disclosure is happening though- they collectively realized "we can do better."
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# ? May 3, 2024 13:40 |
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Grusch is basically peddling the modern day El Dorado, and Capital can't help itself
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# ? May 3, 2024 13:41 |
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dr mark t esper, popularized by his previous role as "mad scientist from a final fantasy game"
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# ? May 3, 2024 13:49 |
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grusch shouldve kept the beard
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# ? May 3, 2024 14:46 |
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SALT is an interesting place to show up, it goes back to Grusch originally saying he wanted to be some sort of media personality in this new UFO topic... I bothered to look up the agenda: Evaluating Threats to America, Foreign and Domestic: A Conversation with Secretary Mark Esper SPEAKERS: Dr. Mark T. Esper|27th United States Secretary of Defense MODERATOR: Jake Sherman|Founder,Punchbowl News New World Disorder: A Conversation with General Mark Milley SPEAKERS: General Mark Milley|20th Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff MODERATOR: Anthony Scaramucci|Chairman,SALT Non-Human Intelligence and Earth SPEAKERS: Dave Grusch|Former U.S. Intelligence Officer MODERATOR: Alex Klokus|Managing Partner,SALT Fund
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# ? May 3, 2024 14:54 |
It's not that surprising. Government admits UFOs are a real thing and that crowd sees it as something they will somehow be able to make money on and they want to know more.
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# ? May 3, 2024 14:56 |
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aliens recoil in fear from salt, like fairies, solid pick for a speaking engagement from Big G
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:00 |
Yeah I think getting the investor class horny for the info is a very effective bit of leverage against the MIC wanting to keep it buttoned up We just have to hope the nature of the technology is universal or it just goes from the MIC owning the world to the investors But alas
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:03 |
Been away for a while, but my wife and I just saw the John Oliver segment and it was quite good! Anyway, wanted to pop in and say hi, bird friends.
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:17 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Yeah I think getting the investor class horny for the info is a very effective bit of leverage against the MIC wanting to keep it buttoned up We all know exactly what would happen
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:21 |
Pie in the Sky posted:Been away for a while, but my wife and I just saw the John Oliver segment and it was quite good! Anyway, wanted to pop in and say hi, bird friends. honestly he's very irresponsible with his pets 1.5/10
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:42 |
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https://twitter.com/RogerStankovic/status/1786370092986667352
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# ? May 3, 2024 15:43 |
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lol that’s gonna be someone’s art project
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:07 |
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alien orb
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:09 |
Boeing now just dropping random poo poo for kicks
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:15 |
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I thought it was an art to at first but then realized it’s in Australia
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:15 |
Ok so this is a fun one. This guy on tiktok owns an investment property house 5 hours from where he lives. He gets a notification from a camera and it shows a guy walking into his backyard and then entering the shed. The shed has no other exits and the guy never comes out so he calls the police and they show up and look and nobody is in the shed. Then the next day he gets another notification and a much older guy walks out of his shed but he looks like the same guy just much older. So he is claiming the guy must have been a time traveler. Now I occasionally see stuff like this on TikTok and it's just somebody making up and filming something that seems like a mystery but is staged. I still believe that's probably what's going but this does have some more interesting points that make it a fun what if. For one whenever I see something like this if you go back in the posters video history it's very obvious based on what they post that they are a conspiracy nut that makes poo poo up but this guy just posts nothing but real estate videos and has never posted anything close to this. Second he fasts forward through all the footage and it never shows anybody exiting the shed and in another video he posts a picture of the inside of the shed and there is indeed no other exit. Third the cops actually showed up guns drawn so that's a risky thing to do for your hoax. All of that can be explained, but what i saw today that made this into a fun what if for me was another tiktoker I follow who is an incredulous conspiracy nut posted about it and did a reverse image search on the older man and found a quora profile whose picture looks exactly like the older man who walked out of the shed and whose account has posted questions about time travel. And the posts are years old so it's either a huge coincidence or this guy planned this hoax and set up a fake quora profile before tiktok was even a thing. Also the guy in the profile they found supposedly died a few years ago. So yeah, I'm not saying this is real but it is a fun one. Here is the time travel video: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLQhLPwt/ And here is the quota doppelganger: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLQkAQx1/ The original tiktoker is going to take a trip to his property in the next few days and post an update so I'll post an update.
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:24 |
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this is what yall get for considering the dot - it has been hade manifest all glory to Dot
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:33 |
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It would be pretty funny if the skies are getting crowded enough that failed probes start exceeding the local authorities ability to retrieve/cover-up
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:39 |
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https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1786419153139646971?t=DWbuOrIZoK98qRhpFHvoqw&s=19
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:43 |
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That silver ball becomes bluer and bluer the further we get from disclosure.
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# ? May 3, 2024 16:50 |
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witness is too spooked you fuckin yellow belly go touch it
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:12 |
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would lift up my shift and rub my belly on that orb
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:21 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 00:37 |
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after Boeing just straight up murdering a guy I’d be silent too as a witness
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# ? May 3, 2024 17:28 |