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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Main Paineframe posted:

that one guy is an idiot or a musk fan (but I repeat myself) for sure, but the article quotes a couple other analysts with more clear-eyed views on things

quote:

Just don't expect it to happen. "Unfortunately, Tesla has effectively no corporate governance from its board full of Musk cronies, and he will never acknowledge when he has made a mistake and will thus not step aside," Abuelsamid said.
lmao

he's not wrong but it's funny to see said in reporting

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Chris Knight posted:

"It's not clear that another person could run Tesla, at least not in the manner that Mr. Musk does," said Jominy.

someone could but i doubt anyone would

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

i would run tesla in musk’s absence

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Midjack posted:

blunt rotation from the event horizon dimension

poo poo, and we just got a new thread title, too

Zamujasa posted:

closing the frunk is as easy as a snap off the finger

DAMNIT

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
e: nm, brain fried

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 16:13 on May 3, 2024

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Pinterest Mom posted:

Nah, it's the right model for blocking.

I'm liking the bluesky model where if you block someone (a) they can't see your posts or replies to your posts and (b) you can't see theirs either

ryanrs
Jul 12, 2011

Blocking your posting enemies should make them disappear as if they had died.

Which is what you'd been hoping for, but blocking them will have to do.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jesus, this is the worst feature ive heard of

Mr.Radar posted:

There's a second level of schadenfreude going on here, apparently the truck is designed to apply increasing amounts of pressure as you cycle the frunk:




(Arguably there's a third level from buying a truck designed by someone who thinks that's a good design.)

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

if at first you don't sever the child's fingers try, try again

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

oh okay so it just ramps up to guillotine strength if you keep pressing the button

all my fears are now allayed

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
oh my god

why

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
all my digits, gone

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

Tesseraction posted:

lmfao https://twitter.com/crawf34/status/1786102215511331014

the summary: dude tries to show off that a software update fixes the frunk/trunk swallowing fingers, gets his finger caught in the closed frunk

it broke the loving skin. And it looks like he recorded the end right after understandably freaking out off camera. Why upload this!?!?

Pigbuster fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 3, 2024

EVGA Longoria
Dec 25, 2005

Let's go exploring!

lol never design for error states or bad input, always assume the operator is fully aware of everything and automatically override objections from the so called "safety" systems

the therac-25? no, i've learned no lessons from that, that was about radiation this is about a car duh

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Pigbuster posted:

it broke the loving skin. And it looks like he recorded the end right after understandably freaking out off camera. Why upload this!?!?

engagement is engagement, buddy

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
"learning algorithm" lol please kill me now

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

quote:

The philosophy is to cut until something breaks and then add back investment where the cracks emerged.

ah yes, the genius move whereby you make it obvious you have no idea how anything works so you just unplug random poo poo, say oopsie, and plug it back in hoping nothing was permanently damaged.

rowkey bilbao
Jul 24, 2023
the same people want to make a humanoid robot

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

polyester concept posted:

ah yes, the genius move whereby you make it obvious you have no idea how anything works so you just unplug random poo poo, say oopsie, and plug it back in hoping nothing was permanently damaged.

software has hosed so many people up

rowkey bilbao
Jul 24, 2023

Gorman Thomas posted:

"learning algorithm" lol please kill me now

as in the user learns to not trust elon's bullshit machines

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Carthag Tuek posted:

jesus, this is the worst feature ive heard of
makes sense that it simply has to obey orders even though that will inevitably cause damage to something/someone else as well as potentially itself, they're just applying musk's general business philosophy to the car itself

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Move fast and break things.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Salt Fish posted:

Move fast and break fings.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome


hahaha

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

polyester concept posted:

ah yes, the genius move whereby you make it obvious you have no idea how anything works so you just unplug random poo poo, say oopsie, and plug it back in hoping nothing was permanently damaged.

roughly speaking my career to date

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I hold at your neck the luv dacar

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme


oops! all thread titles

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

in a well actually posted:

oops! all thread titles

right?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

FAUXTON posted:

I hold at your neck the luv dacar

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
may thy frunk chip and shatter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



at tesla delivery center, lost fingat

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


this is better than the current title

tak
Jan 31, 2003

lol demowned
Grimey Drawer

thread is on point lately

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
drat lmao

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
I went like 12 hours without checking and missed an entire thread title.

tak
Jan 31, 2003

lol demowned
Grimey Drawer
"you wanna know how I got these cars"

thread title history would be a cool feature though, I'll start the wiki

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

This guy moved slow and broke things anyway

https://nantucketcurrent.com/news/cyber-stuck-first-tesla-cybertruck-on-nantucket-has-a-rough-day

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/crawf34/status/1786404293844615545

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Sigma posted:

Musk trying to figure out ways to justify firing anyone in leadership who could conceivably take over as CEO is so funny and sad

Breaking the company to do the “only I can fix it” routine only works if he does have that ability
that was one of the signature characteristics of the late ballmer era at microsoft - the way he kept forcing out any executive who looked like they might be a challenge to him or a contender for the ceo role

the legacy of the late ballmer era can be found in the way microsofts stock has soared since nadella replaced him

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