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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



prefect posted:

i know, i know. fan wikis are cheating, not actually worthless, et cetera


Critics claim that the Scooty-Puff Jr. "Sucks".

I was about to get mad at the critics, until I realized they weren't talking about the Mr. Scooty from Mario Kart

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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005



biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

RECOVERY WITH MEDICATION AND THERAPYV

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
THERAPYIV was clearly insufficient.

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



Paladinus posted:

THERAPYIV was clearly insufficient.

THERAPYIV was my favorite, but I have to admit that THERAPYVI was probably the best. Shame that THERAPYVII is the most well known

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
THERAPYV finally came out in the USA and everyone had to admit it was kinda mid.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
During his customary visit to congratulate the newborn's mother, the duke made such offensive remarks about the baby's appearance that the lady holding him was brought to tears.[2]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



World War 11 or WW11 (eleven) may refer to:
  • World War I
  • World War II

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

quote:

(Note: They breathed on-screen, and they cried off-screen)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

World War 11 or WW11 (eleven) may refer to:
  • World War I
  • World War II

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=World_War_11&diff=1205034572&oldid=1205034421 :smith:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



What in tarnation

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Dan O'Conor, son of the inventor, continued as president of Formica Corp. after the acquisition, and was widely regarded as the next chairman of American Cyanamid. However, he was thrown from his horse during a steeplechase event, suffering a broken neck and becoming quadriplegic, ending his business career and, many executives felt, preventing Cyanamid from achieving the growth and profitability it might have.[original research?]

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Captain Hygiene posted:

What in tarnation

gabriel him good fren

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Modern descriptions of the same mechanism using quantitative genetic and population genetic models were mainly established by Russell Lande and Mark Kirkpatrick in the 1980s, and are now more commonly referred to as the sexy son hypothesis.[4][5]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
the ol eddypuss problem

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dont talk to me or my sexy son ever again

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
In one episode of The Simpsons, the family travels to Boston. While in the city, Bart tries to convince Homer that Boston is not a bad city and takes him candlepin bowling. Homer gets skeptical at first, but likes it in the end.[20]

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Logic gates based on billiard-ball computer designs have also been made to operate using live soldier crabs of the species Mictyris guinotae in place of the billiard balls.[4][5][6]

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



In November 2023, he tweeted that he was "still gay."[173]

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

prefect posted:

i know, i know. fan wikis are cheating, not actually worthless, et cetera


Critics claim that the Scooty-Puff Jr. "Sucks".

Oh, you want fan wikis?

Standing at 16 feet in height, Paladinus is short in terms of Cybertronians, but far from being weak, with a curvy build that focuses on peak athletic performance. Her silver colored armor is sleek, tight and streamlined, balancing protection with mobility, with simple construction that allows ease of removal and repair, and can be modified to meet mission specifications due to modular components. Her chest armor is shaped and sloped like a shield, with the front section of the Interceptor split in half on either side of the shield's central line. Her waist is thin, but her hips are wide with the legs situated outward of the groin section and reinforced with extra cables and pistons to provide extra power and mobility of the legs. Her pedes form around the rear wheels, and can shift into a secondary mode that allows her to "skate" along the ground. The legs themselves form the boot section of the Interceptor. Paladinus' forearms sport slide-out blades that, when not in use, lock in place to form elbow spikes. Her helm is sleek in design, with a swept wing-like structures curving on either side of the faceplate, and a simple pair of horns adorn the helm just above the faceplate. A blue tactical visor can slide down to cover her optics during combat situations, providing her with constantly updated tactical information, GPS data, and sports a built in scanner and variable forms of vision and zoom.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Behind Closed Doors contains hundreds of pornographic drawings of SpongeBob characters.[4] The illustrations are crudely drawn[5] and contain scenarios such as SpongeBob masturbating, Mr. Krabs defecating into a toilet, and Squidward Tentacles "reimagined as a sentient penis with tentacles".[4]

taters
Jun 13, 2005

Jesus took Mary Magdalene up to the top of a mountain, where he pulled a woman out of his side and engaged in sexual intercourse with her. Then, upon ejaculating, Jesus drank his own semen and told Mary, "Thus we must do, that we may live." Upon hearing this, Mary instantly fainted, to which Jesus responded by helping her up and telling her, "O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?"[6]

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

taters posted:

Jesus took Mary Magdalene up to the top of a mountain, where he pulled a woman out of his side and engaged in sexual intercourse with her. Then, upon ejaculating, Jesus drank his own semen and told Mary, "Thus we must do, that we may live." Upon hearing this, Mary instantly fainted, to which Jesus responded by helping her up and telling her, "O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?"[6]

Never forget what the council of Nicaea took from us.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Da Vinci Code prequel looking good

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



George posted:

Never forget what the council of Nicaea took from us.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


In its release in the United States and Canada it only grossed $2.4 million.[5] However, the film was a top hit in Italy with a gross of $18 million and becoming the highest-grossing Italian blockbuster ever, despite tanking atrociously everywhere else.[6]

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Scarodactyl posted:

In its release in the United States and Canada it only grossed $2.4 million.[5] However, the film was a top hit in Italy with a gross of $18 million and becoming the highest-grossing Italian blockbuster ever, despite tanking atrociously everywhere else.[6]

Expected this to be Pinocchio or something. It wasn't, but Roberto Benigni was still involved so I was close.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

taters posted:

Jesus took Mary Magdalene up to the top of a mountain, where he pulled a woman out of his side and engaged in sexual intercourse with her. Then, upon ejaculating, Jesus drank his own semen and told Mary, "Thus we must do, that we may live." Upon hearing this, Mary instantly fainted, to which Jesus responded by helping her up and telling her, "O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt?"[6]

the borborites knew how to fuckin party

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



borborite toilet

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

As of 2024, there are over 20 standard Pop-Tart flavors, including hot fudge sundae, s'mores, raspberry, and grape.[citation needed]

Pop-Tarts were introduced with fairly substantial marketing to the United Kingdom in the early 1990s. Chocotastic and Strawberry Sensation are available in most major UK supermarkets.[14]

The United States military airdropped 2.4 million Pop-Tarts in Afghanistan during the initial attack in 2001.[15]

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i had a pop tart once and it was a brick of sugar. its a cliche thing to say. but i dont understand it. wheres the mouth feel? i loving love sweet things, and salt things, and tasting anything basically, as long as its not a brick thats hot on the inside and greasy on the outside. pop tart is a pop fart imo

do america even know pastries need to be fluffy

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

there's plenty of decent pastries, but the point of a pop tart is that it survives being put in the slots of a toaster like a slice of bread, not that it actually provides a culinary experience

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
pop tarts should not be as horrifically dry as they are

but they re

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hexwren posted:

there's plenty of decent pastries, but the point of a pop tart is that it survives being put in the slots of a toaster like a slice of bread, not that it actually provides a culinary experience

ok but thats not a good point. youre not supposed to put a pastry in a toaster. its like saying, this salami is pretty good cause it doesnt melt when i stick 5 slices in the toaster.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

that's how it loving pops

out of the toaster

it's in the name

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
white food culture is one of the areas where the usa’s british roots are most visible

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hexwren posted:

that's how it loving pops

out of the toaster

it's in the name

theres a spring in the toaster, salami usually pops out too but we dont call it pop salami do we

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