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Plus he was apparently a nerd who is into very technical things and so first impression is that he must be a smarty But then time passed and it became obvious he's a doofus
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I understand that this period of change may be challenging and that patience is not easy when expecting to be paid, however,
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May 4, 2024 04:39
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Rubber Chicken posted:Plus he was apparently a nerd who is into very technical things and so first impression is that he must be a smarty he was always a doofus. Now we know he is a terrible businessman
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Captain Hygiene posted:I understand that this period of change may be challenging and that patience is not easy when expecting to be paid, however, It has been over a decade
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Captain Hygiene posted:I don't have much money and am pretty dumb, so there is at least some correlational evidence that Elon is very smart I can vouch for Captain Hygiene on both counts
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May 4, 2024 04:44
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Rubber Chicken posted:Plus he was apparently a nerd who is into very technical things and so first impression is that he must be a smarty no rocket scientists ever took him seriously as anything other than a font of money
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MrQwerty posted:no rocket scientists ever took him seriously as anything other than a font of money No doubt, I'm just saying the general public saw a rich businessman who did computers, electric cars, and rocketships, and thought he must be at least somewhat smart
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May 4, 2024 04:46
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MrQwerty posted:no rocket scientists ever took him seriously as anything other than a font of money best thing he ever did. Also, he wasn't allowed to do things like delete the color yellow from that factory
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May 4, 2024 04:49
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I hope Elon never buys the dicksucking factory
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May 4, 2024 04:51
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Rubber Chicken posted:I hope Elon never buys the dicksucking factory Debuting by late 2025, the Cybersuck will rip dicks to shreds with the algorithmically escalating chomps of its razor-sharp rust-patina'd panels.
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Rubber Chicken posted:I hope Elon never buys the dicksucking factory I know he doesn't like the color yellow. Do you think he would let Asians in?
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Rubber Chicken posted:Plus he was apparently a nerd who is into very technical things and so first impression is that he must be a smarty He also benefited from the absolute heights of the tech bubble when you could write a program that automatically uploaded pictures of your shits to the world wide web and someone would give you a billion dollars for it. Hence getting a big payday from a search engine for transcribing the yellow pages, and an even bigger pile of cash for his banking app that had no transactional security
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testing metrics that are supposed to be done in-house on testing models on tracks and closed courses and roads
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May 4, 2024 05:59
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it's torrenting anime
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At least when the revolution comes people can use the cybertrucks as improv guillotines
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May 4, 2024 06:05
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uploading increasingly complex finite element analyses of finger-shear/dismemberment forces
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Unionising.
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Runcible Cat posted:Unionising. !!
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May 4, 2024 06:59
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Please tell me that it's mining dogecoin or some stupid poo poo.
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cybertrucks are actually the twitter servers
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Stop all the uploadin'
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It records everything you say inside it and sends it to Elon Guess they didn't read the EULA
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golden bubble posted:https://electrek.co/2024/05/03/read-the-wild-email-tesla-is-sending-to-suppliers-amid-supercharger-chaos/ This sounds identical to when he fired all of their comms and marketing people and no advertisers could actually contact anyone at the company.
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AlmightyBob posted:it's torrenting anime Every cybertruck is an Elon seed box all he downloads and shares are Grimes wav and mov files.
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WhyteRyce posted:https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/cybertruck-door-injury-leg-skin-cut-by-corner-of-door-warning-graphic-image.16577/ OW. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW.
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May 4, 2024 07:38
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holy gently caress that's deep as poo poo wtf aaaaaahhhh
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When I said that thing is monstrous and sharper irl compared to pictures I wasn't bullshitting, I could easily see it doing that to someone. Telling your wife it's nothing because of your love for Elon, though, jesus christ.
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lol at the posts in that forum telling owners not to talk about how poo poo the vehicle is because the “woke media” will use it against poor wittle elon
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If you don't allow Elon's mechanical hellspawn to freely feast on your flesh, you are pure evil
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Still love the truck though! Please don’t tell Elon I said I didn’t love the truck
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You didn't say you loved the truck. You know what comes next.
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Buce posted:lol at the posts in that forum telling owners not to talk about how poo poo the vehicle is because the “woke media” will use it against poor wittle elon
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Maximum Overdrive, but it's just a factual documentary about the programming and design of the KYYBRRTURKKKX
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Vulpine Complex posted:Still love the truck though! Please don’t tell Elon I said I didn’t love the truck I'm sorry, but CybbrGrokTrvk AI has overheard you, judged you to be undesirable, and has uploaded your assassination coordinates to "the fleet" to mark you as an innocent child to FSD, making them aim for you when on Autopilot, it was all in the uploaded data.
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WhyteRyce posted:https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/cybertruck-door-injury-leg-skin-cut-by-corner-of-door-warning-graphic-image.16577/
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Elon personally slamming the Dick Slamming button when something displeases him.
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It pings the home server every time it detects its owner being a loser
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