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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I haven't seen anyone talk about this yet: You may remember democrat leadership promoting the reelection of anti abortion succdem Cuellar over Cisneros a few years ago. Now Cuellar has been indicted by the Justice Department for taking bribes and could threaten the democrats' control of the House.

https://prospect.org/politics/2024-05-03-house-leaderships-support-henry-cuellar/

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I haven't seen anyone talk about this yet: You may remember democrat leadership promoting the reelection of anti abortion succdem Cuellar over Cisneros a few years ago. Now Cuellar has been indicted by the Justice Department for taking bribes and could threaten the democrats' control of the House.

https://prospect.org/politics/2024-05-03-house-leaderships-support-henry-cuellar/

Crazy that Putin was able to frame him like that.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

the babylon bee is getting better at humor and it's making libs nervous

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I haven't seen anyone talk about this yet: You may remember democrat leadership promoting the reelection of anti abortion succdem Cuellar over Cisneros a few years ago. Now Cuellar has been indicted by the Justice Department for taking bribes and could threaten the democrats' control of the House.

https://prospect.org/politics/2024-05-03-house-leaderships-support-henry-cuellar/

Not controlling the House is a small price to pay for making sure a progressive wasn't elected.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Remember when Joe Biden lied about an imminent ceasefire while eating ice cream because he thought it would help with the Michigan primary?

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

Scarabrae posted:

Remember when Joe Biden lied about an imminent ceasefire while eating ice cream because he thought it would help with the Michigan primary?

Remember when he started polling so badly with latinos that he just awkwardly walked out and held up a cellphone playing Despacito?

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

HazCat posted:

That video isn't about either group, though. It's about people who've already revealed their depravity and who already know you think they are depraved but still want to pretend a friendship can exist under those conditions. He's talking about a guy who supports the Gazan genocide and thinks they can still make small talk about videogames despite that.

Everyone making the jump from this guy specifically saying 'I refuse to agree not to talk about politics with people I know are nazis' to 'well, but sometimes people bully me and make me feel bad and I think that's not okay' are telling on themselves imo.

If you think about it, expecting me to have actually watched the video makes you hamas.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Scarabrae posted:

Remember when Joe Biden lied about an imminent ceasefire while eating ice cream because he thought it would help with the Michigan primary?

quote:

Ceasefire Joe has a pretty good ring to it.

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Uncle Wemus posted:

Is the Bee pro or anti genocide

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1786123637554102578

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1786025391716438309

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Rectal Death Alert posted:

Remember when he started polling so badly with latinos that he just awkwardly walked out and held up a cellphone playing Despacito?

lmao i forgot about this

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

The Demilich posted:

Might as well crosspost this thing I made

Start queueing these up, libster poo poo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
huh was not on my list of people who I’d expect to show solidarity on this but I’ll take it

https://x.com/312staffers/status/1786570858430943288?s=46

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Vim Fuego posted:

NoJoe 2024



He's done.

Vorenus
Jul 14, 2013

Joementum posted:

huh was not on my list of people who I’d expect to show solidarity on this but I’ll take it

https://x.com/312staffers/status/1786570858430943288?s=46

I feel like Arne Duncan could have maybe perhaps possibly picked a better choice of clothing colors for this but good for him I guess

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Echo Chamber posted:

mark hamill has been a terf for a while too

i thought he was just confused by a tweet that said "this poor woman was fired for sex!!!" and he completely misunderstood what that was supposed to mean

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joe Biden is a drunkard

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

If you think about it, expecting me to have actually watched the video makes you hamas.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

spacemang_spliff posted:

the babylon bee is getting better at humor and it's making libs nervous

They're already better at pop culture analogies than liberals have ever been.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Godlessdonut posted:

Not controlling the House is a small price to pay for making sure a progressive wasn't elected.

It's not even a price, it's a(nother) paid vacation.
"Oh darn, we can't pass anything because we don't control the house. You should've voted harder. Don't forget to donate $25 to us to fight fascism, we'll just be over here hanging out for another couple years."

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/chiweethedog/status/1786458728369401875

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Biden making the pivot

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

Joe Biden has the Pacman strategy of going so far right you end up back on the left side again, somehow

Just gotta kill a few ...thousand ...more ...civilians and we'll get there

We Did It Joe

Dommolus Magnus
Feb 27, 2013

If he does not like those lyrics, alternatives are available.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Vim Fuego posted:

NoJoe 2024



This must become a gangtag

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Rectal Death Alert posted:

Joe Biden has the Pacman strategy of going so far right you end up back on the left side again, somehow

Just gotta kill a few ...thousand ...more ...civilians and we'll get there

We Did It Joe

i thought he was going for the pacman strategy of being in play long enough the whole thing just completely breaks

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


Joementum posted:

huh was not on my list of people who I’d expect to show solidarity on this but I’ll take it

https://x.com/312staffers/status/1786570858430943288?s=46

certified NBA hooper, carrying poo poo rear end Obamna (probably a dork parking his rear end for corner 3s) in their pick-up games

baller politics are good (Kyrie is right that Yakubian devils must be destroyed)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


I am going to become the joker




checks notes

poo poo

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

got some grade A succ for sat morning

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/04/dont-like-this-economy-wait-for-the-to-blow-it-up/

not gonna bother posting the article but lol

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

whoever wins will make the world worse but will also be funny as hell. though for biden, the funniest part will be when he finally drops dead.

Joe Biden is being an unrepentant ghoulish rear end in a top hat Now, so he deserves to be electorally punished Now. We'll move on to dealing with the next president in 2025 and punish them for their crimes and sins at that time.

That's what the liberals misunderstand.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Scarabrae posted:

got some grade A succ for sat morning

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/04/dont-like-this-economy-wait-for-the-to-blow-it-up/

not gonna bother posting the article but lol

are we living in an alternate universe where Republican administrations don't get to juice the market unconditionally for their entire term?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Joe Biden agreeing to go to the DNC is truly testing what would have happened if LBJ decided to run lol

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm voting for Joe Budden

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Like all of the moneyed war likers he immediately found a way to get out of his mandatory participation so Corn Pop could get sent instead

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

never clicked retweet so fast in my life

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm voting for Joe Budden

pump it up! (to the polls)

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