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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Whilst I heartily agree, m’lady, might I humble suggest that you bestow your grace on this fair platform
-Elon the Incel

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Harry Potter and the Tome of Ethnical Memes

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Harry Potter and the Crystal of Grok

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Harry Potter and the Forbidden Word

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

All Aurors are bastards

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
lol we've reached the point where Rowling's genital obsessed terfery is becoming too boring and one-note even for Elon loving Musk.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
Harry potter and the great replacement theory

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yer a grand wizard, 'arry

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Gametes is such a loving stupid defining characteristic for social stuff

Why would that matter? How would you know?

They've retreated to that because it's "science" but how does that "protect" anyone in a bathroom or whatever they claim to be worried about?

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010


i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

When Elon Musk of all people is trying to tell you to cool it with the bad optics.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Sending all the trans men into the women’s bathroom because they’re “of the class that produces large gametes” or whatever is definitely going to make all the terfs happy

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

inspector gametes, terf police

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Jeez JKR, your anti-trans brand is really strong but when are you going to say something about race? Have you seen the IQ studies? Concerning!!!

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010


i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Filthy Haiku posted:

When Elon Musk of all people is trying to tell you to cool it with the bad optics.

Actually i take this back- Musk is painfully obsessed with optics, he will attempt to shapeshift his image for approval based on whoever he's talking to. He's just an idiot so he's completely terrible at it.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Elon knows the proper way to say some dumb bigoted poo poo is to just say it and move on, not get stuck arguing about the details where everyone can see you melting down. Just post the dumb poo poo and move on, you're rich so you're obviously smart, don't bother arguing with peasants. Elon Musk ftw.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

maybe it's trying to mine bitcoin, but doesn't understand how bitcoin works

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio



you're making our ideas look bad by saying them a lot

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
Congratulations Rowling, you just excluded yourself from womanhood because you're not producing any goddamn gametes.

Learn how your own body works or learn how to write if you did in fact know that.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Idk if I'm a billionaire I'm jetting off to exotic locales, eating the finest foods and not writing novel long transphobic screeds on X, the everything app

But that's just me!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Impressed it didn't steal the Sagan apple pie bit.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

who programmed this poo poo? Some dude from the mid-west who has never seen Are you being served?

ActualKnight
Sep 8, 2022
I know I'm late on this, but

Zero VGS posted:

There once was a man from Nantucket

https://twitter.com/ACKCurrent/status/1786148342092751293

Who thought he could Cybertruckfucklet


There once was a man from Nantucket

Tried his cybertruck off-road and mucked it

The tires sunk in the sand,

The frunk closed on his hand...

He abandoned his stranded rust bucket.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ActualKnight posted:

I know I'm late on this, but

There once was a man from Nantucket

Tried his cybertruck off-road and mucked it

The tires sunk in the sand,

The frunk closed on his hand...

He abandoned his stranded rust bucket.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

ActualKnight posted:

I know I'm late on this, but

There once was a man from Nantucket

Tried his cybertruck off-road and mucked it

The tires sunk in the sand,

The frunk closed on his hand...

He abandoned his stranded rust bucket.

Noice!

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

kazil posted:

He's posting some really dumb poo poo today



that JK post is long as gently caress too, just like all the best tweets are

I love the loving gall of telling JKR she needs to be less of a one-trick pony. I hope these two overfunded losers get all beefy with each other and go to bed mad.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Idk if I'm a billionaire I'm jetting off to exotic locales, eating the finest foods and not writing novel long transphobic screeds on X, the everything app

But that's just me!

You aren't sad and pathetic like Elmo hth

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


I really don't understand modern internet usage of the word "Cringe", but here, in Exhibit A and B, I give you "Cringe"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

so does he want to be a bad guy or a good guy on the Joe Rogan Podcast? Conflicting messaging

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

ActualKnight posted:

There once was a man from Nantucket

Tried his cybertruck off-road and mucked it

The tires sunk in the sand,

The frunk closed on his hand...

He abandoned his stranded rust bucket.

:perfect:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

I really don't understand modern internet usage of the word "Cringe", but here, in Exhibit A and B, I give you "Cringe"

Spoken like a simple southern lawyer

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
"Elon Musk" sounds like a Star Wars name. And Elon would 100% be on the Empire's side.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




He's the whiny pathetic loser villain of the story? Sounds about right

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Yer a grand wizard, 'arry

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

getcha gametes out!

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


may the boerth be with you

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

It's his kid's birthday and he's made approximately 300 posts today

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:

It's his kid's birthday and he's made approximately 300 posts today

anyone of them about his kid?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





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